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Several easy lessons
Posted by: Drive in Snow ()
Date: December 08, 2013 09:56AM

1. Continue to yap on phone
2. Rear wheel drive? Summer tires? No Problem!
3. Towelhead? Raghead? Dothead? Somali? Here's a tip: uphill, press the gas pedal (the one on the right) as hard as you can for as long as you can. This will keep you occupied while those of us who know better to get around your sorry ass.
4. Abandon your ride in the most disruptive manner possible - preferably sideways on 2 lane streets.
5. SUVs are MAGIC SNOW RIDES, and cannot be stopped. Don't slow down!


I'll stay home & laugh...

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Re: Several easy lessons
Posted by: The Mike O'Meara Show ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:12PM

Kill yourself. Even the Pope hates you.

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Re: Several easy lessons
Posted by: Choir Boys'r'Us ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:15PM

The pope luvs us!

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