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Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: RiskAnalysis ()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:37PM

It has been a quiet year so far, which is a little disturbing. Will there be a hurricane this year? How much snow will we get since this has been such a cool summer?

Now is the perfect time to take a look at your preparedness to keep your family and business safe. Check your supplies, review your plans!


http://www.riskanalysisllc.com/

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Semper Fi and shit ()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:45PM

No motherfucker. Hurricane season is over and the weather people are astounded by the record number of no hurricanes! As for this winter? A cool summer usually means a mild winter, few snow flakes. But THEN AGAIN we didn't get much snow last year and snow always has a way of letting up pay for what we missed out on! So this one is a little iffy, it can go either way!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: katrina ()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:58PM

Semper Fi and shit Wrote:
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> No motherfucker. Hurricane season is over and the
> weather people are astounded by the record number
> of no hurricanes! As for this winter? A cool
> summer usually means a mild winter, few snow
> flakes. But THEN AGAIN we didn't get much snow
> last year and snow always has a way of letting up
> pay for what we missed out on! So this one is a
> little iffy, it can go either way!


Hurricane season ends November 30th.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Tim&Julie ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:08PM

I bet the Marines are proud to have such a great example. Well-informed and polite. Gee we feel so much safer with people like you holding guns.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: old timey website ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:10PM

Jesus, when did you design that website? 1996?

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Bite Me ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:13PM

old timey website Wrote:
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> Jesus, when did you design that website? 1996?


It is a site for people who can read, sorry...

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Glad I'm not the only one ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:20PM

old timey website Wrote:
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> Jesus, when did you design that website? 1996?


LOL I was thinking the same thing about how shitty the site was. Funnnnnnny stuff!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Pretty Bad ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:36PM

old timey website Wrote:
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> Jesus, when did you design that website? 1996?

I'm an old fart, and even I can tell that site sucks.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: RiskAnalysis ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:38PM

Ouch! OK I'll work on it. Just getting started so expect improvement.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Glad I'm not the only one ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:40PM

Aw, now I feel bad, lol..I was just expecting...something...different

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Oh wow ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:40PM

lol they changed it already..lookin a little better..

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: RiskAnalysis ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:44PM

Glad I'm not the only one Wrote:
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> Aw, now I feel bad, lol..I was just
> expecting...something...different


It's all good. Feedback is good, even if it's ugly.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Wordpressed for Business ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:45PM

old timey website Wrote:
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> Jesus, when did you design that website? 1996?

It's Wordpress, using the raindrops theme.

http://www.tenman.info/wp3/raindrops/

The guy's local; he's running his business out of Springfield.

His experience is here: http://www.riskanalysisllc.com/home/about/people/

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Not bad for a starter site ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:47PM

Good site. Gonna bookmark it

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Leh ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:50PM

So, can I get a job?

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:51PM

No need for planning. Fairfax CERT and the Virginia Defense Force are all people need.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: RiskAnalysis ()
Date: September 07, 2013 04:55PM

Alright, you got me. Yes a local guy trying to get a business running. Spent a lot of time making government stuff safe. Now I'm trying to use those skills in the community.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: YEAH RIGHT ()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> No need for planning. Fairfax CERT and the
> Virginia Defense Force are all people need.


Keep believing Obama and Big Brother will save you!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: pastor dave ()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:07PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2021 03:06PM by pastor dave.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Zeus ()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:39PM

doesn't matter WWIII is coming anyway!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Miss Jessy ()
Date: September 07, 2013 06:08PM

gots my water bottles!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Harsh ()
Date: September 07, 2013 06:42PM

Site is OK, not great but OK. be nice ppl

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Dumbass City Slicker ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:00PM

MOst important thing everyone needs to do is have a plan, Sit down with your family members and get your shit organized. Where you gonna meet if not at home, contact information, etc. http://www.ready.gov/make-a-plan

The next thing is to have emergency supplies. There are a lot of emergency kits available but most of them are overpriced and try to sell you crap like a hunting knife, pocket-sized fishing pole, snake bite kit, etc. This website does a great job of offering kits for city-and surburban dumbasses that don't know the first thing about survival. http://www.grabpak.com

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: RiskAnalysis ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:25PM

Absolutely! Lots of great resources out there! All the information that you need is available and free. All you have to do is put in the time and work.

Virginia Department of Emergency Management
http://www.vaemergency.gov/

Fairfax Emergency Information
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/emergency/


Anyone can make their own plans! But its like fixing your car. Anyone can do it, but sometimes it just works better to get some help.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: JimboJim ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:03PM

Bring it!!

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: I'M FUCKING READY ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:13PM

TORNADO? HURRICANE? TERRORISTS? Bring it on, bitch!



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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:44PM

Is that guy actually threatening a tornado? Where do they find these poeple anyway? Did we run out of bars to put these whackos behind?

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Free Advice, Worth Every Penny! ()
Date: September 07, 2013 09:04PM

Here's some serious, no bullshit advice about the blog section of your website.

Don't post extracts of articles and then link to other websites where the person can read the rest of the article. The reason for this is that you want people to stay on *your* website, reading *your* content, the whole time thinking to themselves, "Boy, this guy really knows his shit! I should hire him to work out plans for my business/family."

You also want your articles to differentiate you from anyone else who might be offering the same type of services.

Don't give away the store, but don't be afraid to give away free samples, either. You can give generalized advice, but make it plain that everyone's situation is different and they should consider hiring *you* to provide them with a plan tailor-made to their circumstances.

If you're not an experienced writer, that's fine. A rule I always use to see if my writing makes sense and sounds good is to read it out loud. If I stumble or pause or it sounds lousy or awkward, it needs rewriting. If you have a wife or domestic partner, read it to her and ask her to be absolutely brutal in her criticism, because you'd rather have her say your writing stinks than have your potential clients think so.

Keep each blog post short and to the point. 300 to 700 words is about as much as someone's willing to read in a single blog post, maybe 1000 if it's a big topic. If you go over that, you need to pare your topic down to something more specific.

Finally, here are two ideas for articles I would find interesting and read:

Should I Get a Portable Generator? - Keep this focused only to portable generators. Discuss fuel types, electric loads, and so forth, but don't recommend any specific models unless there's one that's clearly superior or *you're* selling it. As far as whole-home generators go, If someone's thinking about a whole-home generator, that's a completely different topic and a different article.

Bug Out or Shelter In Place? - Give examples of when someone should consider evacuating their home and when they should just sit tight. Discuss, briefly, how you should prepare for each situation, but remind people that every situation is different and that *you* can tailor plans for them to cover most eventualities.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Mirrors ()
Date: September 07, 2013 09:09PM

Really? Wrote:
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> Is that guy actually threatening a tornado? Where
> do they find these poeple anyway? Did we run out
> of bars to put these whackos behind?


Posting on a Sat. nite? A whacko with no bar or friends?

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: keepin it real ()
Date: September 07, 2013 09:13PM

Exactly what are you preparing for?

I guess a generator is a good idea for power outages. Still waiting on the next snow storm. My "new" snow blower is rusting out. Maybe I will crank it up to see if it still starts.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Ummm ()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:57PM

what about gas for the generators? gas don't last forever

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Could Be Worse ()
Date: September 08, 2013 01:01PM

Wow! That stressed me out. I thought Honey Boo Boo was moving to Fairfax County

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Free Advice, Worth Every Penny! ()
Date: September 08, 2013 04:09PM

Ummm Wrote:
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> what about gas for the generators? gas don't last
> forever

Absolutely true, which is why an article about portable generators would be something I would read.

I was very disappointed when I was looking at various portable gasoline-powered generators and they all advertise running times only in the 8-12 hour range at 50% load. That would mean that in addition to the gas I had in the generator, I'd need to have another *20* gallons of gasoline sitting around if I wanted to run it for, say, 36 hours, which was how long my power was out after the derecho last year.

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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2013 04:14PM

Really, you have Fairfax CERT, the last line of defense against disasters.



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Re: Ready for the next Disaster?
Posted by: Curmudgeon ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:47PM

You don't need to run it continuously. Couple hours on, couple off. Keeps food cold. Got thru 3 days of no power on 15 gallons. Saved most of the food.)

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