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WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2008 08:11AM

Ha. This is pretty f'd up. Someone got caught with charred monkey carcasses in their suitcase at Dulles.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Monkey-Carcasses-Found-in-Luggage-at-Dulles.html

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: December 09, 2008 10:03AM

And the best part is that the guy is now walking around in our area. He wasn't arrested.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Bonfire ()
Date: December 09, 2008 11:28AM

Thats cause you NOVA people love them. Bleeding heart for every problematic foreigner. I think you do it for the sheer entertainment value

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Monkey Meat and its Hazards
Posted by: RamblinRamboRedneck ()
Date: December 09, 2008 11:44AM

This is only marginally entertaining. The reality is people are bringing
this and other "bush meat" into our country with disregards for the
diseases they're spreading.

http://74.125.45.132/search?q=cache:lwsFgepkFOEJ:gvfi.org/docs/Monkeymeat_baltimoresun.pdf+monkey+meat+disease&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=5&gl=us

What kind of an idiot would bring that stuff here in the first place?

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2008 11:46AM

You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

a) Customs enforces the law at Dulles. Not "NOVA" people.

b) It's not a jailable offense. The man freely admitted to carrying meat products. It's not like he was trying to hijack a plane with a fried monkey or something.


Bonfire Wrote:
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> Thats cause you NOVA people love them. Bleeding
> heart for every problematic foreigner. I think you
> do it for the sheer entertainment value

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: December 09, 2008 11:52AM

Meeper, this guy is right.... don't you recall the lovefest we had for those problematic foreigners who flew that plane into the pentagon? And the CIA shooter, we had a fucking parade for him iirc.

Not to mention how I see people all the time pulling over to the side of the road in Annandale, B.C., and Herndon, to get out and hug a day laborer...

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2008 12:02PM

LOL. These are the same fucking hillbillies that get a hard-on over shooting a deer, but as soon as it's some non-white person carrying weird meat around, they get their panties in a bunch.


RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Meeper, this guy is right.... don't you recall the
> lovefest we had for those problematic foreigners
> who flew that plane into the pentagon? And the
> CIA shooter, we had a fucking parade for him
> iirc.
>
> Not to mention how I see people all the time
> pulling over to the side of the road in Annandale,
> B.C., and Herndon, to get out and hug a day
> laborer...

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: December 09, 2008 12:16PM

It's tough to keep up with what animals can be killed, at what time of year and where.

Isn't the general US rule that the cuter the animal is the less likely you are to be able to kill and eat it?

If only Micheal Vick had done cow or pig fighting instead.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2008 12:18PM by Lurker..

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Date: December 09, 2008 12:22PM

The question is, were there 12 monkeys? And did Bruce Willis see himself get shot?

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2008 12:30PM

Lurker. Wrote:
>> cow or pig fighting


Hahaha. I would actually pay to see "cow fighting".

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: December 09, 2008 12:37PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
> >> cow or pig fighting
>
>
> Hahaha. I would actually pay to see "cow
> fighting".


Wouldn't that involve Spanky, Alias and Bob?

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RamblinRamboRedneck ()
Date: December 09, 2008 12:47PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
> >> cow or pig fighting
>
>
> Hahaha. I would actually pay to see "cow
> fighting".

Save your money Meep. You are obviously one of those Urban Hicks
who needs to get beyond the Beltway more often.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjxOOJtLJ_A

BTW, pigs fight too.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: December 09, 2008 01:34PM

That's not fighting, no blood. Reminds me more of bumpers cars at an amusement park when the little kids can't figure out the steering.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 09, 2008 02:33PM

lol- that's not a real cow fight. they're not even cows, those are bulls! I wanna see a REAL cowfight. you know, lotsa blood and beef, milk squirting everywhere, wild snorts of pain, etc.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2008 02:58PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> lol- that's not a real cow fight. they're not
> even cows, those are bulls! I wanna see a REAL
> cowfight. you know, lotsa blood and beef, milk
> squirting everywhere, wild snorts of pain, etc.

And, you can eat the loser. It's really win-win.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RamblinRamboRedneck ()
Date: December 09, 2008 03:12PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> That's not fighting, no blood. Reminds me more of
> bumpers cars at an amusement park when the little
> kids can't figure out the steering.

Thats the way cows fight. Here are some bulls. Just for you Beltway
GirlyBoys who do not know the difference, bulls are the males.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1116587/cattle_fight/

Here's how pigs fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKDbX8jqpY

If you want to see blood, there's plenty on YouTube but I wouldnt
want any of you effeminate snobs to heave your lunch.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2008 03:16PM

RamblinRamboRedneck Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's not fighting, no blood. Reminds me more
> of
> > bumpers cars at an amusement park when the
> little
> > kids can't figure out the steering.
>
> Thats the way cows fight. Here are some bulls.
> Just for you Beltway
> GirlyBoys who do not know the difference, bulls
> are the males.
>
> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1116587/cattle_fight
> /
>
> Here's how pigs fight.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKDbX8jqpY
>
> If you want to see blood, there's plenty on
> YouTube but I wouldnt
> want any of you effeminate snobs to heave your
> lunch.

You call us snobs, but it's not our fault that you slack-jawed mouth-breathing stink factories are too stupid/poor to afford entertainment other than watching animals fight each other.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: December 09, 2008 03:18PM

At least they were dead. Remember the snakefish??? They came from some other country and now they are in our water around here.

Trickie

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RamblinRamboRedneck ()
Date: December 09, 2008 03:45PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> RamblinRamboRedneck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lurker. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That's not fighting, no blood. Reminds me
> more
> > of
> > > bumpers cars at an amusement park when the
> > little
> > > kids can't figure out the steering.
> >
> > Thats the way cows fight. Here are some bulls.
> > Just for you Beltway
> > GirlyBoys who do not know the difference, bulls
> > are the males.
> >
> >
> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1116587/cattle_fight
>
> > /
> >
> > Here's how pigs fight.
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKDbX8jqpY
> >
> > If you want to see blood, there's plenty on
> > YouTube but I wouldnt
> > want any of you effeminate snobs to heave your
> > lunch.
>
> You call us snobs, but it's not our fault that you
> slack-jawed mouth-breathing stink factories are
> too stupid/poor to afford entertainment other than
> watching animals fight each other.

My response was for Lurker. Animals fighting on the farm or in the
woods is a matter of nature and everyday occurrence. I always get
a charge from Urban Hicks who "know it all".

This ones for you. If you want the "piggy" scene from Deliverance,
you'll have to click it yourself. Wouldnt want you to get all excited over
something I posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ4hVBb-tRM&feature=related

PS. Come see us over at P J Skidoos

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2008 03:48PM

RamblinRamboRedneck Wrote:
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> PS. Come see us over at P J Skidoos

Who/what/why is at P J Skidoos?

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Suburbanite ()
Date: December 09, 2008 04:15PM

There seems to be a thing with monkeys all over...

Woman who hid sedated monkey on flight convicted
The Associated Press
December 09, 2008

A Spokane woman who hid a sedated monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles _ pretending she was pregnant _ has been convicted of smuggling charges. Gypsy Lawson, 29, successfully passed through U.S. Customs in Los Angeles with the rhesus monkey hidden in her shirt after the November 2007 trip.
Her mother, Fran Ogren, 55, of Northport, Wash., accompanied her on the flight from Bangkok and was also convicted.
A jury found the two women guilty Monday on separate charges of conspiracy and smuggling goods into the United States. Sentencing is set for March 3.
They were arrested after Lawson boasted to a clothing store clerk about the airport escapade.
The monkey is now at a primate rescue facility in Oregon.
___
Information from: The Spokesman-Review

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: RamblinRamboRedneck ()
Date: December 09, 2008 04:42PM

Suburbanite Wrote:
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> There seems to be a thing with monkeys all
> over...
>
> Woman who hid sedated monkey on flight convicted
> The Associated Press
> December 09, 2008
>
> A Spokane woman who hid a sedated monkey under her
> blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles _
> pretending she was pregnant _ has been convicted
> of smuggling charges. Gypsy Lawson, 29,
> successfully passed through U.S. Customs in Los
> Angeles with the rhesus monkey hidden in her shirt
> after the November 2007 trip.
> Her mother, Fran Ogren, 55, of Northport, Wash.,
> accompanied her on the flight from Bangkok and was
> also convicted.
> A jury found the two women guilty Monday on
> separate charges of conspiracy and smuggling goods
> into the United States. Sentencing is set for
> March 3.
> They were arrested after Lawson boasted to a
> clothing store clerk about the airport escapade.
> The monkey is now at a primate rescue facility in
> Oregon.
> ___
> Information from: The Spokesman-Review

It isnt just monkey's. This "bush meat" is openly available in some
cities because of demand from "immigrants"

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=bush+meat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title

Bon Appetit!

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Jas ()
Date: December 09, 2008 06:02PM

Should have fined his ass and sent him back to Africa. He probably has no intention of ever leaving, and just waiting for Obama to grant citizenship to every illegal in country.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: Space Ghost ()
Date: December 09, 2008 06:14PM

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> At least they were dead. Remember the
> snakefish??? They came from some other country
> and now they are in our water around here.

Yeah, if I remember correctly, they grew to enormous sizes and started eating teenagers until Bruce Boxleitner cmae and stopped them.

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Re: WTF?? Dead monkeys at Dulles
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: December 10, 2008 12:44AM

OMG Space Ghost that movie is on the sci fi channel all the time. It's called Snake Fish terror and it scares me to death. I am afraid I will tip over my kayak and a snake fish will chase me like in that film.

Trickie

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