Re: Ridiculous Latin class at South Lakes
Posted by:
Howie Feltersnatch
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Date: December 08, 2008 12:20PM
Ah, how well do I remember my two years of Latin, over twenty years ago. We'd spend the day conjugating nouns (amo, amas, amat, amabius, amoobius, amoobaloobadingdong) and declining verbs (agricola, agricolae, agricolae, agricolum, banananana-fo-riculum, agricolo, agricoloboingboing) and then translating into Latin sentences like "The farmer's slave is beautiful," "Caesar sent ten legions into Gaul," "Brutus is an asshole."
Yeah, you really knew you were in for something special when after the first couple of weeks, you've learned the words for slave, farmer, chariot, sword, fight, and whatnot. "Yeah, this is going to be even more applicable than algebra to my life," you'd think to yourself.
What did I learn from Latin? How has it affected me? I learned that the abbreviation "i.e." means "id est." And in my English class I learned that you always italicize foreign words and phrases. Ergo (another Latin thing I learned), many years later I was embroiled in a physical altercation with a copyeditor who insisted upon unitalicising my use of "i.e."
Thanks, dead language!