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Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
Willie Makit
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Date: April 23, 2013 06:26PM
Driving down Burke Centre Parkway and the rumble in the lower stomach starts. Then the cramp like I was just kicked in the balls. Yup, I got a serious Havana Omlette brewing.
I take a right on Roberts pkwy hoping the Buke Centre VRE will have a restroom but when I get there I realize my only hope is the port-a-potty by the baseball field.
I jump out of car and do the duck walk sprint but DAMN MAN!!! There's a little league player in there! I run down some path into the woods but it's tool late.
Willie made a boom boom. Sorry to the walkers. Stay away from the right side of that trail. That ain't a dead possum. That's my messy draws. I didn't want to pick it up on stick and walk back by baseball field.
I take a right on Roberts pkwy hoping the Buke Centre VRE will have a restroom but when I get there I realize my only hope is the port-a-potty by the baseball field.
I jump out of car and do the duck walk sprint but DAMN MAN!!! There's a little league player in there! I run down some path into the woods but it's tool late.
Willie made a boom boom. Sorry to the walkers. Stay away from the right side of that trail. That ain't a dead possum. That's my messy draws. I didn't want to pick it up on stick and walk back by baseball field.
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
crampy
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Date: April 23, 2013 06:34PM
Burke Target has a rest room right near the front door. Walmart has one but its in the far back of the store and heaven help you if you have to use that. Looks like a real disaster the few times I had to go in there. Last time I went in Walmart someone had shit right on the floor, but sort of expected seeing some of the customers.
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
Stabitha
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Date: April 23, 2013 06:54PM
Take your dump at home and quit fouling the air for those of us who just need to pee asshole!
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
You ain't just pissing
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Date: April 23, 2013 07:01PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Take your dump at home and quit fouling the air
> for those of us who just need to pee asshole!
Was that your head bobbing in the stall, stabitha?
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> Take your dump at home and quit fouling the air
> for those of us who just need to pee asshole!
Was that your head bobbing in the stall, stabitha?
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
exxx laxxx
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Date: April 23, 2013 07:10PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Take your dump at home and quit fouling the air
> for those of us who just need to pee asshole!
The lower intestines arent always so accomadating.
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> Take your dump at home and quit fouling the air
> for those of us who just need to pee asshole!
The lower intestines arent always so accomadating.
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
stephen
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Date: April 24, 2013 09:26AM
The bathrooms are being kept dirty for the moment, so the Government can claim they need more taxes. If you notice they only have cut back on what the public will most notice. Have you heard of any salaries being cut? I say vote for no one that has held office in the past election. Like Sen.Saslaw, or Albo.
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
Gee,MaybeIt'sYou
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Date: April 24, 2013 09:42AM
Get real. NoVA is wall-to-wall with restaurants, hotels, stores, and shopping centers all of which have restrooms.
If you can't hold it in for a couple of blocks until you see the next McDonalds, Giant, or Applebee's, you don't need a restroom you need a diagnosis from a doctor.
If you can't hold it in for a couple of blocks until you see the next McDonalds, Giant, or Applebee's, you don't need a restroom you need a diagnosis from a doctor.
Re: Seriously.... Need better public restrooms in FFX
Posted by:
willie Makkit
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Date: April 24, 2013 01:09PM
So your telling me as a human being endowed by my creator with unalienable rights.... I cant shit in the woods?
Maybe you should go back to Kremlin dear sir.
Humans shit all over this planet for millions of years but because the plumber lobby (controlled by Socialists) tells you to shit in porcelain bowls, you just fall right in line.
Have a good dame, COM-RADE
Maybe you should go back to Kremlin dear sir.
Humans shit all over this planet for millions of years but because the plumber lobby (controlled by Socialists) tells you to shit in porcelain bowls, you just fall right in line.
Have a good dame, COM-RADE