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Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:32PM

Tonight I turn from Burke Lake onto Shipplett and some fucking dickhead in a Big Bite car is riding my ass, honking and high beaming me when I am going 40 mph and Shipplett is 30 mph speed limit. Then the douche bag tries to pass me in his black honda or toyota in the middle lane so I speed up and slow down leaving the asshole trapped in the middle lane of Shipplett. Finally he gives and and gets behind me procdeeding to yell at me in Islam and flashing his headlights etc..

Finally I make my turn and he yells at me flipping me off yelling and doing 60 down Shipplett. I call the store and ask for the manager so whoever handed the phone to some other guy who only understood Arabic who told me to just file a police report and asked what the tag number was.

I hate what Northern VA has become as someone who was born and raised here. I am moving out of this shithole ASAP.

BTW fuckstick Burke Big Bite driver, I will be in to see you soon asshole!

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Shaun Bryant ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:40PM

Yelling at you in Islam? Interesting....I had a guy yell at me in Judaism for a short period once, Guess he was to cheap to pay me any mind. Oh and dont get me started on that guy at Pizza Bolis who speaks Christianity.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: hateyoubastards ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:41PM

You're a fucking asshole. Stay out of the left lane you son of a bitch. It is your responsibility to allow vehicles to pass you dumb dickhead.

Please move the fuck out of my county. He should of beat your ass.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:44PM

Shaun Bryant Wrote:
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> Yelling at you in Islam? Interesting....I had a
> guy yell at me in Judaism for a short period once,
> Guess he was to cheap to pay me any mind. Oh and
> dont get me started on that guy at Pizza Bolis who
> speaks Christianity.


Always need a stupid boring reply from the grammar police with not life but to sift through posts for typos. Typical libtard...

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:47PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> Shaun Bryant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yelling at you in Islam? Interesting....I had a
> > guy yell at me in Judaism for a short period
> once,
> > Guess he was to cheap to pay me any mind. Oh
> and
> > dont get me started on that guy at Pizza Bolis
> who
> > speaks Christianity.
>
>
> Always need a stupid boring reply from the grammar
> police with not life but to sift through posts for
> typos. Typical libtard...

Yeah, I saw the extra T also!

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:49PM

hateyoubastards Wrote:
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> You're a fucking asshole. Stay out of the left
> lane you son of a bitch. It is your
> responsibility to allow vehicles to pass you dumb
> dickhead.
>
> Please move the fuck out of my county. He should
> of beat your ass.


Shipplett is a two lane road fucktard, no left lane, speed limit is 30, I was doing 40.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:02PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> hateyoubastards Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're a fucking asshole. Stay out of the left
> > lane you son of a bitch. It is your
> > responsibility to allow vehicles to pass you
> dumb
> > dickhead.
> >
> > Please move the fuck out of my county. He
> should
> > of beat your ass.
>
>
> Shipplett is a two lane road fucktard, no left
> lane, speed limit is 30, I was doing 40.

This camel jockey was running down Shipplett almost as fast as he would run from a fresh shower and it is a residental area with kids, not the desert.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: stupidfucks ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:37PM

God your stupid. Most roads are two lanes. A right lane and a LEFT lane, the passing fucking lane. Plus he referred to a middle lane too when he tried to do a block in another vehicle. Which doesn't even matter he was just being an asshole blocking the road with multiple lanes. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:41PM

What the hell is a Big Bite car?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:44PM

Notwithstanding the number of lanes that were or werent there and the speed limit that was or was not 30, I have two questions:
1) What's a "Big Bite car"?
and
2) I assume "yell at me in Islam" means "in Arabic", but how would you know that through two sets of car windows at 40MPH?

Straight questions, no subtext.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:47PM

stupidfucks Wrote:
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> God your stupid. Most roads are two lanes. A right
> lane and a LEFT lane, the passing fucking lane.
> Plus he referred to a middle lane too when he
> tried to do a block in another vehicle. Which
> doesn't even matter he was just being an asshole
> blocking the road with multiple lanes. I don't
> know what the fuck is wrong with you people.


Hey fuckstick, do you know where Shipplett is or you just another troll wacking off in your parents basement tripping on drugs and pretending you have a clue as to what the fuck you are talking about dumbfuck.

There is no passing lane on Shipplett you stufpid inbread fuckstick. A two lane road does have a middle land you uneducated fuck stick, and when it does like Shipplett, it is meant for turning, not passing.

You just proved you are another idiot in the area who doesn't know how to drive, what a fucking stupid fuck you are. Try to learn what you are talking about before mouthing off on here and showing everyone what a stupid fucking dumbshit you are.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:53PM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> Notwithstanding the number of lanes that were or
> werent there and the speed limit that was or was
> not 30, I have two questions:
> 1) What's a "Big Bite car"?
> and
> 2) I assume "yell at me in Islam" means "in
> Arabic", but how would you know that through two
> sets of car windows at 40MPH?
>
> Straight questions, no subtext.


Ummm, do you live in a hole?? The Big Bite is that crappy ass roach infested piece of shit delivery so called resturant next to 7-11 that delivers shitty unhealthy food to whoever is stupid enough to order from them. Right near the Fire Station and Taco Bell.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:15AM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
> Ummm, do you live in a hole?? The Big Bite is that
> crappy ass roach infested piece of shit delivery
> so called resturant next to 7-11 that delivers
> shitty unhealthy food to whoever is stupid enough
> to order from them. Right near the Fire Station
> and Taco Bell.

Heh, apparently you're the one living in a hole -- a shithole: in the part of the County where I live, we don't have crappy-ass roach-infested piece-of-shit delivery so-called restaurants! (OK, I"m sure we do, just not that one.)

Lacking that data point, I thought it was a reference to a specific type or style of car -- an SUV or something.


In any case, thank you for keeping the snarky quotient on FFU up to snuff. We wouldn't want to ruin its reputation by responding to a simple question with a straight answer, now would we?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: ustupidsonofabitch ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:21AM

Maybe you're really just that stupid. Let me be perfectly clear so I can do my part for the betterment of society. A two lane road does consist of a passing lane which would be considered the left lane in to the direction of then road. I tried to simplify that because I know you don't know that Islam is not a language. Take that knowledge the fuck left lane next time you piece of filthy disgusting vile shit.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: stayright ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:25AM

Stay out of the left lane you genetically inferior animal. You are not capable of understanding complex societal norms of efficient traffic movement and accident reduction and simple consideration. You're a fuckin animal.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:34AM

ustupidsonofabitch Wrote:
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> Maybe you're really just that stupid. Let me be
> perfectly clear so I can do my part for the
> betterment of society. A two lane road does
> consist of a passing lane which would be
> considered the left lane in to the direction of
> then road. I tried to simplify that because I know
> you don't know that Islam is not a language. Take
> that knowledge the fuck left lane next time you
> piece of filthy disgusting vile shit.


Thanks for proving for me to everyone on here how fucking stupid you are. So there are passing lanes on all residential streets?? 2 lane roads mean 1 lane in each direction you dumb stupid inbread uneducates can't read a map dumbfuck.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:36AM

stayright Wrote:
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> Stay out of the left lane you genetically inferior
> animal. You are not capable of understanding
> complex societal norms of efficient traffic
> movement and accident reduction and simple
> consideration. You're a fuckin animal.


Great advice to the Big Bite piece of shit driver!

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Re: Stupid Ugly Vehicles
Posted by: Sexually Unbiased Validation ()
Date: March 16, 2013 12:39AM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> > Ummm, do you live in a hole?? The Big Bite is
> that
> > crappy ass roach infested piece of shit
> delivery
> > so called resturant next to 7-11 that delivers
> > shitty unhealthy food to whoever is stupid
> enough
> > to order from them. Right near the Fire Station
> > and Taco Bell.
>
> Heh, apparently you're the one living in a hole --
> a shithole: in the part of the County where I
> live, we don't have crappy-ass roach-infested
> piece-of-shit delivery so-called restaurants! (OK,
> I"m sure we do, just not that one.)
>
> Lacking that data point, I thought it was a
> reference to a specific type or style of car -- an
> SUV or something.
>
>
> In any case, thank you for keeping the snarky
> quotient on FFU up to snuff. We wouldn't want to
> ruin its reputation by responding to a simple
> question with a straight answer, now would we?

A real male would not use the term SUV.
Only gays and yuppies do.
Old timers call them four wheel drives.
Take your meds and go to bed.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Mongoloid ()
Date: March 16, 2013 01:07AM

LEFT LANE FOR PASS!!!!!!!!!!!MOVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DRIVE FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RUN YOU AND YOU KID OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two lane, one lane, 5 lane, same shit. I will go 80 in a 25 because this is FAIRFAX!!!!!!! IM A TRANSPLANT FUCK IN A BMW AND BETTER THAN YOU ALL!

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: NovaGuy1 ()
Date: March 16, 2013 01:14AM

Mongoloid Wrote:
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> LEFT LANE FOR
> PASS!!!!!!!!!!!MOVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DRIVE
> FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RUN YOU AND YOU
> KID OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Two lane, one lane, 5 lane, same shit. I will go
> 80 in a 25 because this is FAIRFAX!!!!!!! IM A
> TRANSPLANT FUCK IN A BMW AND BETTER THAN YOU ALL!


Or an angry delivery guy from the piece of shit Big Bite in Burke next to the 7`11. I can only imagine what those terrorist do to the food they dangerously deliver to the "infidels" who are all of us unless we love sand and camels.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: stfudipshit ()
Date: March 16, 2013 01:43AM

Shut the fuck up and stay out of the left lane you dumb white piece of shit.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: big bite manager ()
Date: March 16, 2013 06:57AM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> Tonight I turn from Burke Lake onto Shipplett and
> some fucking dickhead in a Big Bite car is riding
> my ass, honking and high beaming me when I am
> going 40 mph and Shipplett is 30 mph speed limit.
> Then the douche bag tries to pass me in his black
> honda or toyota in the middle lane so I speed up
> and slow down leaving the asshole trapped in the
> middle lane of Shipplett. Finally he gives and
> and gets behind me procdeeding to yell at me in
> Islam and flashing his headlights etc..
>
> Finally I make my turn and he yells at me flipping
> me off yelling and doing 60 down Shipplett. I call
> the store and ask for the manager so whoever
> handed the phone to some other guy who only
> understood Arabic who told me to just file a
> police report and asked what the tag number was.
>
> I hate what Northern VA has become as someone who
> was born and raised here. I am moving out of this
> shithole ASAP.
>
> BTW fuckstick Burke Big Bite driver, I will be in
> to see you soon asshole!




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cute troll post, "manager" Lolz
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 16, 2013 07:18AM

ROFLMAO@ y'all self entitled asswipes tearing up a guy who doesnt order from Big Bite

yeah, I like the place but sheesh! There's ONLY THREE OF THEM in existence

protip: just cause something is happening in yr life doesnt mean it is happening in others, k?

HEY OP! So you see this driver again - whatcha gonna do, bigguy? get out yr car and beat him up? maybe road rage with the guy on thru burke? WOULDNT THAT BE AWESOME IF YOU COULD FIND THAT DRIVER FROM LAST NIGHT AND ASSUALT THEM ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE UPSET THEY YELLED AT YOU LAST NIGHT?

ROFLMAO@U wanting revenge for some asshole fucking with you in traffic HOURS AGO. Get over it.

edit: didja get a plate number? didja call the cops? didja go down to the big bite and talk to the mgr in person (it's like a mile from where you were so it's not that hard a trip) or didja just whine like a little bitch about it online and not plan to do anything else but threaten like a 6 yr old?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/16/2013 07:20AM by Gordon Blvd.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: ithinkiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 09:04AM

Offer this guy a free pizza. His broke sad white bitch ass is literally dumb enough to take it. Make sure you mask the feces with mushrooms and need.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: ithinkiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 09:08AM

And need lol. Tough guy plays a little road rage then comes online to belittle a business with hard working folk and fluant his negativity and road rage. When in reality all he is is a pussy ass bitch.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: In Reality ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:29AM

Charlie Sheen is alive and well and living in Burke. Perhaps Burke Guy would find his time better spent going to a therapist for his significant anger issues and to church for his bigotry issues rather than utilizing posting as an anger management technqiue. Oh, and, calling a religion a language is not a grammar issue. Its an ignorance issue.

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I'm just saying I'm pretty sure nobody can understand what ppl are saying if they are yelling at you from a speeding car, is all.................
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 16, 2013 11:00AM

hold on.............wait a minute here.

Islam is a language? o_0

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: ok ()
Date: March 16, 2013 11:02AM

There is no passing lane on Shipplett. It is a two lane road with a CENTER lane for making TURNS from either direction. The center lane is NOT a passing lane. Amazing how stupid many of you are. If you are still too simple-minded to understand this, type the street name into Google Maps and it will be there plain as day.

Technically, according to VA state law, you can pass someone on an unmarked two lane road (assuming the vehicle being passed is driving under the speed limit and the passing vehicle is passing at a speed no greater than the speed limit). However, Shipplett is marked, so there is indeed no passing allowed.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 16, 2013 11:09AM

so next time you see someone flying down the fucking road like a psycho jackass, flashing their lights and honking their honrn? YOU SLOW DOWN, MOVE YOUR CAR AS FAR TO THE RIGHT AS SAFELY POSSIBLE, AND GET OUT OF THEIR FUCKING WAY ,YOU DUMB ASS FUCKWAD!!!!

Why YOU would want to be involved with a dumbfuck like that is BEYOND ME. Just pull over and let them fuck on by...............doing ANYTHING differnt than that is just fucking STUPID AND RIDCULOUS ON YOUR PART!

CONTROL YOUR OWN DAMN ACTIONS, NOT OTHERS!

edit: yeah, we get it. cant pass on Shiplett - that's NOT the issue here. We know bigbite guy is a jackass. No argument there. But FUCK to see someone wanting to pass that badly and not get the fuck out of the way? That's like seeing a wasps nest and going "Gee - Look angry beesnest! I'm gonna poke at it with a stick to show them whose boss" o_0



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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 02:39PM

I wasn't the one with the road rage assholes that would be the Big Bite driver. I simply didn't let him pass in his rage. I also like how I am a pussy Internet tough guy because I posted about the incident on here. I can handle my own trust me and that is why I didn't let the fuckstick intimidate me on the road.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Burke for dummies ()
Date: March 16, 2013 02:55PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> I wasn't the one with the road rage assholes that
> would be the Big Bite driver. I simply didn't let
> him pass in his rage. I also like how I am a
> pussy Internet tough guy because I posted about
> the incident on here. I can handle my own trust
> me and that is why I didn't let the fuckstick
> intimidate me on the road.

A mature individual would have kept the incident to themself and laughed it off.
Not much of a life, huh?
Move on.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Shuup ()
Date: March 16, 2013 02:55PM

Good to know Islam is a language....no wonder your're working at Bigbite

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 16, 2013 02:57PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> I wasn't the one with the road rage assholes that
> would be the Big Bite driver. I simply didn't let
> him pass in his rage.


oh great..........another passive agressive jackass with not enough balls to even owe up TO HIS OWN ACTIONS. So please, tell us, Mr Sensitive.................WHY, exactly, did YOU choose to not ALLOW the person you recongnized as being a road raging asshole, WHY did you CHOOSE to keep agitating the person you recongnized as being a road raging asshole by, from YOUR OWN WORDS, "simply didn't let him pass in his rage". Please share with us the intelligence and wisdom of not allowing a dangerous driver to pass you by o_0

I also like how I am a
> pussy Internet tough guy because I posted about
> the incident on here. I can handle my own trust
> me and that is why I didn't let the fuckstick
> intimidate me on the road.

Whelp, since you asked...........you are a pussy cause:

a) you cant get over someone wanting to pass you
b) you cant get down to the Big Bite and talk to the manager after such an horrible action (LoLz)
c) you cant even bother to call the cops about such a dangerous driver in your community.

p.s. you OBVIOUSLY did get intimiated in the roadway - dude has you crying like a bitch on the Underground about it a whole day later, little lady - he and half the crew at Big Bite prolly laughing their asses off right now LoLz

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: toe jam driver ()
Date: March 16, 2013 03:07PM

The OP............ and the



pizza guy.....lol!
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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: iknowiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 03:29PM

Burkeguy you're a pussy. I can tell by your very being and faint internet murmur you wouldn't be able to handle shit. This motherfucker decides to frustrate and enact road rage an on the, on the clock hard working driver last night. Then this pussy ass bitch comes on an internet forum like a tough guy that really showed that rag head. Show up to that big bite so someone can get an accurate description. Big bite write down his plates for reference.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: bret hart ()
Date: March 16, 2013 03:34PM

The road is two lanes, one in each direction not two lanes in each direction. The Burke Guy has it right. If you hear someone say a four lane highway same thing two in each direction.

That road has a middle lane but it is for turning only not passing.

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it's not about the lanes, it's about the attitude
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 16, 2013 03:44PM

@bret - no bro, we get that.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=shipplet+blvd&hl=en&ll=38.781989,-77.25131&spn=0.000067,0.038409&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.956929,78.662109&hnear=Shiplett+Blvd,+Burke,+Fairfax,+Virginia+22015&t=m&z=15&layer=c&cbll=38.784669,-77.271347&panoid=BAIC-vMaFA44I2x6iEnAaA&cbp=12,139.25,,0,4.48

But still, middle turn lane or not, Shipplett is puh-LENTY wide enough for a mother f**ker to just pull over, let the asshole behind them just pass.

Shouldnt be flying down this street. But if you see someone flying down the street, YOUR ARE NOT THE PERSON WHO SHOULD BE TRYING TO STOP THEM! And when you do that, you become as MUCH an asshole as the original road rager.

That's all we are trying to teach OP. I'd rather have a single speeding car go down Shipplet than two road raging assholes fighting with one another

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: iknowiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 03:51PM

Okay so it's this fuckers responsibility to physically keep a vehicle behind him turning unto a road with one lane? What if he was trying to get his pregnant wife or sick grandmother to the hospital? It doesn't matter if the road had no fuckin lanes. Let the fucker pass. Always the fucker pass. You're not a cop. Your not a fuckin civil servant. You're not a speed enforcer. You're just a dumb piece of shit that forcefully insists on regulating another driver behind you turning on a one lane road without any information as to that drivers reasoning.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: otis p ()
Date: March 16, 2013 04:00PM

"What if he was trying to get his pregnant wife or sick grandmother to the hospital?"

Then he should call 911. You say the Op is not a cop but the crazy driver is not an ambulance driver either.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: iknowiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 04:06PM

So which one is on the right side of things. The self proclaimed Ambulance Driver or the self proclaimed Police Officer?

The question here is do you let the crazy driver pass or not.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Jazzy Juice ()
Date: March 16, 2013 04:58PM

I have no clue where Shiplett is or what a Big Bite is but I know enough to confidantly state that Islam is not a language. Nontheless, how do you know the driver was not a "Hindu" or a "Buddhist" or perhaps even a Mormon?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Doggoned ()
Date: March 16, 2013 05:30PM

Posted by: Jazzy Juice

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Because, as OP said, he was speaking Islam.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Doggoned ()
Date: March 16, 2013 05:32PM

Jazzy Juice wrote:

>>"Nontheless, how do you know the driver was not a "Hindu" or a "Buddhist" or perhaps even a Mormon?"<<

Because, as OP said, he was speaking Islam.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: iknowiknow ()
Date: March 16, 2013 06:21PM

Islam or Buddism or Hinduism or Christianity are all not languages. They are all religions. Arabic itself is actually a minority language among the worlds Muslim Populations.

You can't distinguish a persons religion by the language they speak. More so, I'm pretty certain he can't distinguish what language was being spoken to begin with, yet alone have the ability to make an assertion based on that language through probability. It's ridiculous.

In actuality there are very large and prominent in the area Arabic speaking Christians populations from different parts of the world. You have Egyptian Coptic Christians and Palestinian Christians and sizable Christian populations from every country within the middle east.

That's if when he hears Arabic he simply regards it as "Islam language."

Hopefully the ignorant have learned something today.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Burkeismyhometownsokissoff ()
Date: March 16, 2013 06:35PM

Big Bite's drivers DO suck.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: test method ()
Date: March 16, 2013 06:35PM

iknowiknow Wrote:
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> Islam or Buddism or Hinduism or Christianity are
> all not languages. They are all religions.
> Arabic itself is actually a minority language
> among the worlds Muslim Populations.
>
> You can't distinguish a persons religion by the
> language they speak. More so, I'm pretty certain
> he can't distinguish what language was being
> spoken to begin with, yet alone have the ability
> to make an assertion based on that language
> through probability. It's ridiculous.
>
> In actuality there are very large and prominent in
> the area Arabic speaking Christians populations
> from different parts of the world. You have
> Egyptian Coptic Christians and Palestinian
> Christians and sizable Christian populations from
> every country within the middle east.
>
> That's if when he hears Arabic he simply regards
> it as "Islam language."
>
> Hopefully the ignorant have learned something
> today.


There is an easy and accurate way to determine whether an arab or middle-eastern-looking person is in fact Muslim.

Simply present the subject with a series of cartoons showing various deities or religious figures engaged in amusing graphic sex acts with men or animals. If the subject is Muslim, he will blow himself up, killing you and as many nearby people as possible. (Try to keep the area clear of bystanders when you conduct the test.)

If the subject is a fundamentalist Christian he will become visibly aroused. Reactions of other Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Sikhs, etc. are still being categorized.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: pay day ()
Date: March 16, 2013 06:49PM

OP you fool. You should have slammed on your brakes and let him hit you. Even if you were fine sit in the car until a ambulance arived telling them you have severe back pain ( while you are calling a lawyer of course). My estimates are you would have received a 50 thousand dollar pay out from the negligent driver and another 30 from big bite. Would have taken a year and once a week doctors visit but would have been worth it.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:22PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wasn't the one with the road rage assholes
> that
> > would be the Big Bite driver. I simply
> didn't let
> > him pass in his rage.

>
> oh great..........another passive agressive
> jackass with not enough balls to even owe up TO
> HIS OWN ACTIONS. So please, tell us, Mr
> Sensitive.................WHY, exactly, did YOU
> choose to not ALLOW the person you recongnized as
> being a road raging asshole, WHY did you CHOOSE to
> keep agitating the person you recongnized as
> being a road raging asshole by, from YOUR OWN
> WORDS, "simply didn't let him pass in his rage".
> Please share with us the intelligence and wisdom
> of not allowing a dangerous driver to pass you by
> o_0
>
> I also like how I am a
> > pussy Internet tough guy because I posted about
> > the incident on here. I can handle my own
> trust
> > me and that is why I didn't let the fuckstick
> > intimidate me on the road.
>
> Whelp, since you asked...........you are a pussy
> cause:
>
> a) you cant get over someone wanting to pass you
> b) you cant get down to the Big Bite and talk to
> the manager after such an horrible action (LoLz)
> c) you cant even bother to call the cops about
> such a dangerous driver in your community.
>
> p.s. you OBVIOUSLY did get intimiated in the
> roadway - dude has you crying like a bitch on the
> Underground about it a whole day later, little
> lady - he and half the crew at Big Bite prolly
> laughing their asses off right now LoLz


I have to laugh at Gordon Blvd telling me I have no life! He/she is someone who does nothing but troll every post on here all day long and stick her two cents in with way too many words.

Hey Gordon, try getting like 20 cats to occupy your worthless days instead of writing stupid shit on here to try to get attention you can't in real life loser!

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Re: it's not about the lanes, it's about the attitude
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:25PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @bret - no bro, we get that.
>
> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=shipplet+blvd&hl=en&;
> ll=38.781989,-77.25131&spn=0.000067,0.038409&sll=3
> 7.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.956929,78.662109&hnear=S
> hiplett+Blvd,+Burke,+Fairfax,+Virginia+22015&t=m&z
> =15&layer=c&cbll=38.784669,-77.271347&panoid=BAIC-
> vMaFA44I2x6iEnAaA&cbp=12,139.25,,0,4.48
>
> But still, middle turn lane or not, Shipplett is
> puh-LENTY wide enough for a mother f**ker to just
> pull over, let the asshole behind them just pass.
>
> Shouldnt be flying down this street. But if you
> see someone flying down the street, YOUR ARE NOT
> THE PERSON WHO SHOULD BE TRYING TO STOP THEM! And
> when you do that, you become as MUCH an asshole as
> the original road rager.
>
> That's all we are trying to teach OP. I'd rather
> have a single speeding car go down Shipplet than
> two road raging assholes fighting with one another


Why should I pull over because some asshole wants to go faster when I am already over the speed limit? Should we pull over for everyone that wants to drive faster than us, stupid??

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:28PM

Burke for dummies Wrote:
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> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wasn't the one with the road rage assholes
> that
> > would be the Big Bite driver. I simply didn't
> let
> > him pass in his rage. I also like how I am a
> > pussy Internet tough guy because I posted about
> > the incident on here. I can handle my own
> trust
> > me and that is why I didn't let the fuckstick
> > intimidate me on the road.
>
> A mature individual would have kept the incident
> to themself and laughed it off.
> Not much of a life, huh?
> Move on.


Yet you took time out of your day to write how I am a loser for writing on here and you had no reason. Who is the real loser when you think about it douche bag?? LMFAO

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:33PM

iknowiknow Wrote:
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> Burkeguy you're a pussy. I can tell by your very
> being and faint internet murmur you wouldn't be
> able to handle shit. This motherfucker decides to
> frustrate and enact road rage an on the, on the
> clock hard working driver last night. Then this
> pussy ass bitch comes on an internet forum like a
> tough guy that really showed that rag head. Show
> up to that big bite so someone can get an accurate
> description. Big bite write down his plates for
> reference.

Fuck you, that doesn't mean he has the right to run down people who are already over the limit on a residential street. I am not afraid to confront him at all but I do realize there is no use to waste my time on this camel jockey shit stain of a human being. Also, thanks for showing me how tough you are by calling me a pussy. Tell me where and I'll meet you anytime fuckstick.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: pizza and subs guy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:39PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> iknowiknow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Burkeguy you're a pussy. I can tell by your
> very
> > being and faint internet murmur you wouldn't be
> > able to handle shit. This motherfucker decides
> to
> > frustrate and enact road rage an on the, on the
> > clock hard working driver last night. Then this
> > pussy ass bitch comes on an internet forum like
> a
> > tough guy that really showed that rag head.
> Show
> > up to that big bite so someone can get an
> accurate
> > description. Big bite write down his plates for
> > reference.
>
> Fuck you, that doesn't mean he has the right to
> run down people who are already over the limit on
> a residential street. I am not afraid to confront
> him at all but I do realize there is no use to
> waste my time on this camel jockey shit stain of a
> human being. Also, thanks for showing me how
> tough you are by calling me a pussy. Tell me where
> and I'll meet you anytime fuckstick.


YoU MaD bro??

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:45PM

pizza and subs guy Wrote:
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> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > iknowiknow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Burkeguy you're a pussy. I can tell by your
> > very
> > > being and faint internet murmur you wouldn't
> be
> > > able to handle shit. This motherfucker
> decides
> > to
> > > frustrate and enact road rage an on the, on
> the
> > > clock hard working driver last night. Then
> this
> > > pussy ass bitch comes on an internet forum
> like
> > a
> > > tough guy that really showed that rag head.
> > Show
> > > up to that big bite so someone can get an
> > accurate
> > > description. Big bite write down his plates
> for
> > > reference.
> >
> > Fuck you, that doesn't mean he has the right to
> > run down people who are already over the limit
> on
> > a residential street. I am not afraid to
> confront
> > him at all but I do realize there is no use to
> > waste my time on this camel jockey shit stain of
> a
> > human being. Also, thanks for showing me how
> > tough you are by calling me a pussy. Tell me
> where
> > and I'll meet you anytime fuckstick.
>
>
> YoU MaD bro??

Not all,I actually think this is funny as shit how my little rant got so much attention. I can't believe it took attention away from the "lizzie" posts for all of you with no lives.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Big Byte ()
Date: March 16, 2013 10:46PM

OP clearly has never had any experience dealing with irrational dickhead drivers. Just get out of their way. Problem solved.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: fugid... ()
Date: March 17, 2013 09:23AM

Man, I've been there! Had a guy in a white van yell at me in Morman the other day because I was drinking a Mountain Dew.

Oh, for those of you whose opinion is different than mine, I am filling my counterpoint with VULGARITIES AND AD HOMINEN attacks in caps from my veil of anonymity. There! I've won the debate in my mind! Now, I can go back to eating Doritos, drinking generic diet soda, and clicking quickly through hundreds of Internet porn clips looking for the one that will take me over the edge because my addictive behavior has rendered me far less reactive than I was years ago.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: "What a fool believes" ()
Date: March 17, 2013 10:40AM

Burkeboy made the story up to get attention and he got it.
Just not the kind he wanted.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: SMH50 ()
Date: March 17, 2013 10:48AM

What kind of attention do you think Burkeboy was after by concocting such as far-fetched tale?

A book contract?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: March 17, 2013 01:56PM

fugid... Wrote:
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> Man, I've been there! Had a guy in a white van
> yell at me in Morman the other day because I was
> drinking a Mountain Dew.
>
> Oh, for those of you whose opinion is different
> than mine, I am filling my counterpoint with
> VULGARITIES AND AD HOMINEN attacks in caps from my
> veil of anonymity. There! I've won the debate in
> my mind! Now, I can go back to eating Doritos,
> drinking generic diet soda, and clicking quickly
> through hundreds of Internet porn clips looking
> for the one that will take me over the edge
> because my addictive behavior has rendered me far
> less reactive than I was years ago.

+1.

Oh, wait, gotta do my part: You're a worthless excuse for a human being because you misspelled "Mormon". Howzat?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 18, 2013 09:44AM

"What a fool believes" Wrote:
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> Burkeboy made the story up to get attention and he
> got it.
> Just not the kind he wanted.

These were the exact reactions that I expected on here douche bag. Now go suck a box of dicks.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 18, 2013 10:06AM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> "What a fool believes" Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Burkeboy made the story up to get attention and
> he
> > got it.
> > Just not the kind he wanted.
>
> These were the exact reactions that I expected on
> here douche bag. Now go suck a box of dicks.
Attachments:
butthurt 1.jpg

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Ffx Co Pkwy Driver ()
Date: March 19, 2013 06:45AM

Last week I was behind someone in the left lane of 289 doing 60, no one in front or to the right of him and he wasn't getting out of the left lane, so I moved right to the center lane to pass and get away from him. We were up to 90 before the fucking asshole in his Honda SUV finally backed off so don't expect much sympathy from me for what you did. I know Shiplett's just a two lane road and there was no legal room anywhere for Big Bite guy to pass but that was just a dick move on your part--more so than the Big Bite guy's initial move in trying to pass you on a turning lane. Why not just let him pass and be done with it? Now you've got some raging maniac behind you who may follow you home and you have no idea who he is or what he's carrying. Is the passive-aggressive behavior worth it?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: March 19, 2013 03:11PM

289? 286? I know, it'll always be 7100 to us (wait, that's ANOTHER thread here...)

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 19, 2013 04:08PM

@Greybeard: even I have gotten over my butthurt about 7100 LoLz

pic unrelated
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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:15PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "What a fool believes" Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Burkeboy made the story up to get attention
> and
> > he
> > > got it.
> > > Just not the kind he wanted.
> >
> > These were the exact reactions that I expected
> on
> > here douche bag. Now go suck a box of dicks.

Nice pic Gordon Blvd, did you get it while you were at the Star Trek convention?

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Squared Off ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:31PM

BurkeGuy Wrote:
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> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BurkeGuy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "What a fool believes" Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Burkeboy made the story up to get attention
> > and
> > > he
> > > > got it.
> > > > Just not the kind he wanted.
> > >
> > > These were the exact reactions that I
> expected
> > on
> > > here douche bag. Now go suck a box of dicks.
>
> Nice pic Gordon Blvd, did you get it while you
> were at the Star Trek convention?

A box of dicks? Very mature. Are you in middle school?
That statement proves you made this up.
To young to drive.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Ffx Co Pkwy Driver ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:39PM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> 289? 286? I know, it'll always be 7100 to us
> (wait, that's ANOTHER thread here...)

289 which used to be 7900. How quickly you forget...

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: big bite special ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:53PM

Enjoy
Attachments:
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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:39PM

Squared Off Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BurkeGuy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BurkeGuy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > "What a fool believes" Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Burkeboy made the story up to get
> attention
> > > and
> > > > he
> > > > > got it.
> > > > > Just not the kind he wanted.
> > > >
> > > > These were the exact reactions that I
> > expected
> > > on
> > > > here douche bag. Now go suck a box of
> dicks.
> >
> > Nice pic Gordon Blvd, did you get it while you
> > were at the Star Trek convention?
>
> A box of dicks? Very mature. Are you in middle
> school?
> That statement proves you made this up.
> To young to drive.

I see I hit a soft spot with a fellow Star Trek convention attendee. Maybe you and Gordon can hook up at the next Renaissance Festival.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: BurkeGuy ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:43PM

big bite special Wrote:
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> Enjoy


Nice, a pic of Gordon Blvd getting her nightly delivery from her crazy big bite driver.

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: Vigilante ()
Date: March 20, 2013 02:41AM

Sometimes im in the right lane going 5 over and the guy behind me tail gates me hard and then move over to the left lane. I close the gap and and LOL!

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Re: Crazy Ass Big Bite Driver
Posted by: jim143 ()
Date: March 20, 2013 06:26AM

Vigilante Wrote:
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> Sometimes im in the right lane going 5 over and
> the guy behind me tail gates me hard and then move
> over to the left lane. I close the gap and and
> LOL!

People who tailgate in the right lane get whatever they deserve.

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