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FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: AA ()
Date: November 07, 2012 09:39AM

How is jail life for a few days? do you share cells? how much time do you spend outta your cell?

anyone have expirence they can share?

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: D'bo ()
Date: November 07, 2012 09:52AM

In Fairfax you sit in a holding cell for 12-24 hours. This cell is also the drunk tank. There will be about 20-30 people in there and 90% are drunk Centro Americanos. There are no beds but there is a TV and plastic chairs. They throw warm milk and bologna sandwiches at you to eat every few hours.

After that you go to an even worse tinier cell with a few people for a day or so then you go to general population where you can finally relax away from the savages.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: They both suck ()
Date: November 07, 2012 10:21AM

They both suck. Arlington is probably slightly better than Fairfax, but whatever it is you are planning to do, don't do it in either jurisdiction.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: locked up ()
Date: November 08, 2012 05:10AM

The nicest jail around is Fauquier. They have over 100 channels and the food is not bad, bacon almost every morning and the taco salad on thursdays is awesome.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: AA ()
Date: November 14, 2012 01:48PM

arlington was the worst 4 days of my life... i thought it was gonna be a joke.. lockdown for 23 hrs a day

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: November 14, 2012 04:29PM

how about you just dont get arrested, then you wont have to compare which one is better. get married, thats the worse prison of all.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: The Hard Truth ()
Date: November 14, 2012 04:31PM

who cares Wrote:
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> get married, thats the worse prison of all.

Arguably just as difficult to get out of.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: November 14, 2012 04:52PM

there is no escape from that prison. cheaper to keep her, especially if there are kids. and if you divorse, she will always go after you, allimony and/or child support. even if you get out, its still like your in prison.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: StayAwayFromJail ()
Date: November 14, 2012 05:41PM

Either should be ok as long as you can fight dudes much bigger and stronger than you are on a regular basis. You don't want to become some prisoners bitch or even worse be passed around and gang banged anally and in the mouth.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 14, 2012 05:43PM

StayAwayFromJail Wrote:
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> Either should be ok as long as you can fight dudes
> much bigger and stronger than you are on a regular
> basis. You don't want to become some prisoners
> bitch or even worse be passed around and gang
> banged anally and in the mouth.


that shit aint happening in county jail you dumb fuck.

county jail is all motherfuckers waiting for little cases, not some multiple murder suspects. and if they are in there, theyre in a differnet location than the regular joes.

if youre only going for a few days youre gonna be bored as fuck. this aint OZ homie.

Thinkbox out.




Heroes Get Remembered. Legends Never Die.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: Darth Nihilus ()
Date: November 14, 2012 06:29PM

Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> StayAwayFromJail Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Either should be ok as long as you can fight
> dudes
> > much bigger and stronger than you are on a
> regular
> > basis. You don't want to become some prisoners
> > bitch or even worse be passed around and gang
> > banged anally and in the mouth.
>
>
> that shit aint happening in county jail you dumb
> fuck.
>
> county jail is all motherfuckers waiting for
> little cases, not some multiple murder suspects.
> and if they are in there, theyre in a differnet
> location than the regular joes.
>
> if youre only going for a few days youre gonna be
> bored as fuck. this aint OZ homie.


when you snitch you get treated good, you should know.

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Re: FFX or Arlington Jail
Posted by: Who is "who cares" ()
Date: November 14, 2012 06:44PM

We need to talk. It works both ways. Misery is all the same. Each person in the marriage stays for a reason.

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