Kid goes to a lumer yard to apply for a Summer job, his first job ever.
Foreman tells him-
"The shift is 5am to 8pm, seven days a week."
"No overtime is paid."
"You will expected to be able to lift at least 100 lbs of bricks."
"Lunch is 10 minutes. you will not be paid"
"If the labor foreman thinks you are slacking, you are docked a days pay"
Jesus Fucking Christ the kid thinks to himself, this sucks. Then he asks the foreman
"Sir, are there ANY benefits??"
"Yes" the foreman replies, "..every day but Wednesday you go put your dick in that barrel over there up to 5 times daily and get a blowjob".
THe kid thinks this is sounding better but has to ask-
"Why not Wednesday".
"Because Wednesday is YOUR day in the barrel, son".
"
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