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Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Bob232 ()
Date: October 15, 2013 02:06AM

I am on supervised release for a DWI. I get drug tested randomly. My probation is at the FC courthouse.

My question is:
Do they watch you piss when taking the drug test?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: they do ()
Date: October 15, 2013 02:27AM

Bob232 Wrote:
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> I am on supervised release for a DWI. I get drug
> tested randomly. My probation is at the FC
> courthouse.
>
> My question is:
> Do they watch you piss when taking the drug test?


yes

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Tasty Juice ()
Date: October 15, 2013 04:38AM

Yes, they make you piss into the mouth of a woman arrested for prostitution. Then she spits it into a sample cup and they test it.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: lolsaas ()
Date: October 15, 2013 05:42AM

Useless probation should be abolished just like slavery oh wait...

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: good stuff ()
Date: October 15, 2013 07:56AM

Tasty Juice Wrote:
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> Yes, they make you piss into the mouth of a woman
> arrested for prostitution. Then she spits it into
> a sample cup and they test it.

+1

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Fairfaxian ()
Date: October 15, 2013 08:36AM

If you try to circumvent the drug test, you will get caught. Just stay clean during your probation.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: kwix ()
Date: October 15, 2013 09:57AM

....or you might be havin an ass party (yours) with Bubba nigga and 10 of his very best friends.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: beekers demon ()
Date: October 15, 2013 01:42PM

Dam sucks to be you son, DWI night in jail, booking like a criminal, put in a cage with the savages. Embarresment at court infront of the hot chicks loitering there and now you can't smoke weed for a year or more.....bwhahahaha...sucks to be YOU....pass me my bong with a green hit!

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: beekers is a cum dumpster ()
Date: October 15, 2013 06:14PM

careful if you are on probation for a DWI, they can test the amount of alcohol thats been present in your system for up to 80 hours before the test. depending on the rules of your probation, you may be asked to abstain from alcohol completely. i'm on probation for possession, and my PO said that I "should not use alcohol in a manner that puts yourself or others in harm's way", which basically means I can get drunk 24/7; just don't show up to a piss test hammered! woot woot.

also, FFX county probation is swamped as of late. I have been on probation for almost 3 months now, and only got a piss test at my intake, which was over 2 months ago. technically i could have done whatever drugs I wanted since being on probation, but i've grown up and started being a productive member of society again. we all know that probation is just a setup though...

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: German_the_Dean ()
Date: October 15, 2013 07:21PM

Why not just kick it for a little bit?

If you mess up you'll be stuck in the system even longer.

Lay Low till its done, then toke up big! :D

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Junk ()
Date: October 16, 2013 12:05AM

Say no to drugs

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: c.c ()
Date: October 28, 2013 12:22AM

No they dont watch u. If your at room 211!!! They give u a cup and tell u dont wash hands. Until u return cup!!!

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: kxeXh ()
Date: October 28, 2013 12:32AM

c.c Wrote:
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> No they dont watch u. If your at room 211!!! They
> give u a cup and tell u dont wash hands. Until u
> return cup!!!


wrong - it is always monitored in person

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: lolyer1 ()
Date: October 28, 2013 01:03AM

You get taken into a room which a small 2 way mirror awaits you; it's mounted waist high and they see it all...

Long gone the days of hiding a sac of piss under ur balls... These days, you gotta piss or et violated.. You get violated if you try to circumvent the test.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: true story ()
Date: October 28, 2013 01:41AM

I was on supervised release on felony drug charges for a year and my PO never watched me pee. Stood right outside the door but never watched. Didn't matter since I was clean and faking it would be a mistake anyway.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Purple Urkle ()
Date: October 28, 2013 02:54AM

lolsaas Wrote:
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> Useless probation should be abolished just like
> slavery oh wait...


+1

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Guy ()
Date: November 25, 2013 12:02PM

If you fail do they tell you right away or do they send to a lab?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
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Date: November 25, 2013 12:04PM

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Hey hey ()
Date: November 26, 2013 02:13AM

Pretty sure they do lab tests. Isn't that what it means when they have the tape on the cup with your name on it?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: mjs82 ()
Date: November 26, 2013 05:46AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Tell the officer your time is VERY IMPORTANT so
> you never urinate without dropping a log at the
> same time.
>
> Politely tell them he can hold the pee jar if he
> doesn't trust you.


too funny... even more funny you do this after an "all you can taco night"

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: CMoney ()
Date: February 05, 2014 02:42AM

PLEASE HELP WITH ANY SIMILAR EXPERIENCE/THOUGHTS/OR ANYTHING I FORGOT: My question is kind of drug test related, but equally just as important. Do FFax SRP supervised release program "probation officers" run all the same checks as actual probation officers? i.e. If you have a warrant in let's say Arlington, will your Fairfax probation officer know about it, and leading up to the question of the hour: Will Fairfax probation officer arrest you on the spot? Is there any chance that he/she will NOT know about the warrant? I check in there at Fairfax court services monthly, and I did not know about the warrant from Arlington until a few days after I checked into Fairfax, but learned from my Arlington probation officer that a warrant is out for me from Arlington, yet Fairfax said nothing on this matter. I just do not want to chance it, and get arrested because my lawyer and I plan on going into the Arlington court and filing a motion requesting that the Capeus (probation violation BENCH-WARRANT) be changed from an arrest warrant into a court hearing to contest this alleged violation in order to avoid two things: going to jail, and earning a conviction for the charge that I was placed into Probation for.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: ADC Worker ()
Date: February 05, 2014 11:21AM

Yes and No generally the case officers do a NCIC monthly or quarterly and the if a warrant is there that is the guy will get a phone call from officer telling to turn one in, or get arrested at the office. But alas now that this was brought to my attention I will have the officers run NCIC checks as it is a new year. My advice is turn yourself in now or it can be used against you that you did not and knew about a outstanding warrant....it makes it look like you are a flight risk genus. My friend you are screwed, BTW what size jump suit do you wear, I'll get it ready.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Jersey ()
Date: March 20, 2014 10:53AM

Do they send the dug tests off to a lab when you're on color code? Anytime my PO has tested me, it has always been right in the office. People tell me it's the same for color code....? Is that correct??

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: tommy515 ()
Date: November 04, 2014 06:47PM

Does anyone know what panel drug test Fairfax County Probation uses?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: These guys: ()
Date: November 04, 2014 07:08PM

The Russian judge on the panel will always vote against your piss.

Sorry, back to jail for you

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Courage ()
Date: June 21, 2016 03:40PM

I have a male po and soon I will be getting a new one. With that being said I'm a woman and he is a male he doesn't watch my give a urine. I'm thinking if I get a new po and it's a female will she watch me urinate? I'm in ffc with probation. I need answers

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: I piss like a racehorse ()
Date: June 28, 2016 07:20AM

My probation officer doesn't just watch me piss - he holds my junk while I do it. He said its part of a new policy or something. Has anyone else had this happen?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Big Joe ()
Date: June 28, 2016 09:52AM

They test you whenever they want. He never watched me pee but told me not to flush the toilet. Only problem was that it was an automatic flush so I was like umm how am I supposed to do this?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Peter Long ()
Date: June 29, 2016 10:19AM

I've come up dirty for weed and been told to not let it happen again.
I didnt

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Oh sh*t ()
Date: August 26, 2016 10:57AM

Can any females giv me some insight on fx probation urine drug tests? Such as are u just watched or do females hav to go into the 2way mirror room as well? And wat panel is the test5?10?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Oh sh*t ()
Date: August 26, 2016 11:01AM

Also I can choose fx or Arlington, anybody kno anything bout Arlington probation testing? How many Panels? And so forth....please help.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Oh sh*t ()
Date: August 26, 2016 11:05AM

Can u just change your po like that if you wanted?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: My Way ()
Date: August 26, 2016 11:17AM

They gave me the cup, and told me to go into the restroom and fill it with a sample.

So I took a dump in the cup.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Johnny Taco ()
Date: August 26, 2016 11:31AM

Having screwed up earlier in life - I can offer some advice. Stay Clean during your probation.

Depending on the charges that put you on probation, the terms may require OBSERVED, or UNOBSERVED drug testing. As they get to know you, they might let you pee unobserved sometimes - but....don't you break that trust - or you can be guaranteed all eyes will be on your junk for the rest of your probation.

Not fun being watched especially if you tighten up and can't pee. Best stay out of trouble. Get high in the privacy of your own home, with friends you never fight with, and don't go out.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Dingleberry ()
Date: September 15, 2016 06:12PM

When you filed a motion for early termination on probation will they poss test you even though the charge was not drug related and you completed anger management and have passed every piss test?

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: FX /ARL ()
Date: September 17, 2016 01:48PM

If you had a choice would you pick FX PB or ARL PB?does anybody know what panel the tests are? Please some advice...Also I heard you have to pay for your own piss test, is that true? WTF

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Ecilopehtkcuf ()
Date: November 16, 2016 12:41PM

Arlington co s.r.p uses 5 panel instant result test
The name of the test is "I-Cup" pretty easily defeated if your smart.... they do watch you go every time

Arlington probation office will send cup to a lab not sure what panel but basically same cutoff limits and pretty easily "manipulated"... do your research dont try others piss or cleanse drinks even if your urine is "too clear" it could cause issues

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: November 16, 2016 02:45PM

just make sure you eat lots of asparagus before your piss test.... after a couple times they stop watching.

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Re: Fairfax County Probation Drug Tests
Posted by: Beehighve ()
Date: February 17, 2021 04:09AM

Does anyone know if they changed to mouth swabs for probation since covid?
Also, girls , keep a airplane bottke if clean pee in your vag, rubber band aluminium foil on the top then just push it while you "pee"

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