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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Silent observer ()
Date: December 29, 2013 10:42PM

Driving by the show as I was about to go in some guy was wearing a ball cap with what appeared to be a fox head atop it. Weirdest hat I had ever seen. It literally looked like he stapled a dead fox on top of his hat.

The place smelled of B.O. and people need to dress a bit better and take a shower before they go. I'm disappointed with gun owners and their crappy appearance in public. A good 80% of the people there were defiantly not your typical NOVA resident.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Thank you ()
Date: December 29, 2013 10:44PM

Old lady. Wrote:
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> Dont forget to wear your triple XXXL Duck Dynasty
> shirts today losers.

Thanks for the publicity weak minded liberals!

Bwhahahahaha, we can always count on your intolerance, hatred and ingornace towards others.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: ClassicRetardation ()
Date: December 29, 2013 11:03PM

Bud Hoal... Wrote:
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> I haven't been to the gun show is almost a year.
> The price of admission is prohibitive, the
> selection is about the same from one dealer to the
> next, and I suspecthtat they collude on prices
> because I see little competition. Havinf said
> that, the bigger reason to avoid this place is the
> sea of human misery that wafts in from all over
> Northern Virginia and the surrounding area. By
> order of magnitude, they are as follows:
>
> Fat, white hillbilly from the western suburbs;
> dressed in either RealTree or MossyOak togs and
> reeking of cigarettes; in summer, his soft, white
> belly is visible as it dips below the strained
> elastic of his sweat pants converted to shorts at
> home by his egually fat common-law wife
>
> Fat, white gamer with a neckbeard; dressed almost
> entirely in black; accessories include an EDC
> shoulder bag packed with lots of goofy shit and a
> civil war forage cap atop his greasy hair; the
> only reason he can afford the buy a weapon is
> because mom is too soft to charge him rent. He
> wishes zombies were real.
>
> Pasty white guy fresh from church with three
> little girls in tow...ages 8, 7, and 6; his wife
> is in the car shoving a full tit into his one year
> old son's mouth. Some day he will be able to
> afford a gun, but right now the kids need stuff.
> Jesus loves his kids and reminds him that rubbers
> are bad.
>
> Two white guys and a black girl from University of
> Maryland; they've never seen guns before, but here
> they will get to touch one for the price of
> admission. One of the guys spends $13 on a cheap
> menacing assisted opening knife. He dicks around
> with it ion the car ride home and cuts his palm
> and the upholstery. The driver gets angry and
> causes an accident on Father Hurley Blvd

The fact that $13 admission is 'prohibitive' is comical and totally lends credibility to your analysis.

And yes one gun dealer to the next sells, ummmm, guns. Not much difference one one table to the next. You think each dealer should drop $100 from their prices from one table to the next so a $620 Glock at one tableis magically $475 at the next table?

The actuality, the tables do have a TREMENDOUS amount of variety in fact. Pirate guns, civial war guns, cowboy guns, ww1 guns, ww2 guns, cannons, full auto uzi's, barret 50 cals,any modern revolver or pistol...

The problem as I see it with your analysis is that, besides being a retard, you are a broke-dick retard that doesnt want to pay $10-20 over Internet prices, which would include shipping and therefore ACTUALLY cost more,because you are a broke-dick.

Again, based on the fact that $13 is 'prohibitive', I can only imagine that your finances and understanding of money in general is vast and profound.

Thanks for chiming in on the NGS, it was totally credible.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: LyYMY ()
Date: December 29, 2013 11:13PM

There is not a fucking thing at the gun show you cant buy online for cheaper. Most likely the reason why it attracts a certain crowd.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: BWAHAHAHA ()
Date: December 29, 2013 11:20PM

LyYMY Wrote:
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> There is not a fucking thing at the gun show you
> cant buy online for cheaper. Most likely the
> reason why it attracts a certain crowd.

Bullshit. The prices for NEW shit is the same.

And The prices at the show vary 5-10% vendor to vendor just like they vary online. And you can not compare low-priced shit online that is OUT OF STOCK, like everything on Cheaper than dirt, midway or Buds.

I know that you think a low price for something you cant actually have is a good deal but you only think it.

Ammo prices for in-stock shit is the same online as at the show, only no shipping fees. Same for new guns. You want to buy someones POS from GB, go ahead and save a few $$$

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: cMbkP ()
Date: December 29, 2013 11:29PM

You are so full of shit it is almost mind boggling. Obviously you dont know anything and are now talking straight out of your asshole. Cheaper than dirt, midway and buds is a rip off you idiot. You blew it right out of the water mentioning cheaper than dirt lolz.

Guns online- Cheaper
Ammo- Cheaper
Accessories- Cheaper

Now STFU and go clean your airsoft guns.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: TXkHv ()
Date: December 29, 2013 11:36PM

cMbkP Wrote:
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> You are so full of shit it is almost mind
> boggling. Obviously you dont know anything and are
> now talking straight out of your asshole. Cheaper
> than dirt, midway and buds is a rip off you idiot.
> You blew it right out of the water mentioning
> cheaper than dirt lolz.
>
> Guns online- Cheaper
> Ammo- Cheaper
> Accessories- Cheaper
>
> Now STFU and go clean your airsoft guns.

WHat site you think has any of the items you listed which are IN STOCK and cheaper? You got no facts, just a fat load of butt-hurt in your Pampers.

It's OK. If you had facts you woulda posted them in stead of simply name calling. Your kind is common and feable.

Victory!!!!!!!

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Bud Hoal... ()
Date: December 30, 2013 09:51PM

ClassicRetardation Wrote:
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> Bud Hoal... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I haven't been to the gun show is almost a
> year.
> > The price of admission is prohibitive, the
> > selection is about the same from one dealer to
> the
> > next, and I suspecthtat they collude on prices
> > because I see little competition. Havinf said
> > that, the bigger reason to avoid this place is
> the
> > sea of human misery that wafts in from all over
> > Northern Virginia and the surrounding area. By
> > order of magnitude, they are as follows:
> >
> > Fat, white hillbilly from the western suburbs;
> > dressed in either RealTree or MossyOak togs and
> > reeking of cigarettes; in summer, his soft,
> white
> > belly is visible as it dips below the strained
> > elastic of his sweat pants converted to shorts
> at
> > home by his egually fat common-law wife
> >
> > Fat, white gamer with a neckbeard; dressed
> almost
> > entirely in black; accessories include an EDC
> > shoulder bag packed with lots of goofy shit and
> a
> > civil war forage cap atop his greasy hair; the
> > only reason he can afford the buy a weapon is
> > because mom is too soft to charge him rent. He
> > wishes zombies were real.
> >
> > Pasty white guy fresh from church with three
> > little girls in tow...ages 8, 7, and 6; his
> wife
> > is in the car shoving a full tit into his one
> year
> > old son's mouth. Some day he will be able to
> > afford a gun, but right now the kids need
> stuff.
> > Jesus loves his kids and reminds him that
> rubbers
> > are bad.
> >
> > Two white guys and a black girl from University
> of
> > Maryland; they've never seen guns before, but
> here
> > they will get to touch one for the price of
> > admission. One of the guys spends $13 on a
> cheap
> > menacing assisted opening knife. He dicks
> around
> > with it ion the car ride home and cuts his palm
> > and the upholstery. The driver gets angry and
> > causes an accident on Father Hurley Blvd
>
> The fact that $13 admission is 'prohibitive' is
> comical and totally lends credibility to your
> analysis.
>
> And yes one gun dealer to the next sells, ummmm,
> guns. Not much difference one one table to the
> next. You think each dealer should drop $100 from
> their prices from one table to the next so a $620
> Glock at one tableis magically $475 at the next
> table?
>
> The actuality, the tables do have a TREMENDOUS
> amount of variety in fact. Pirate guns, civial war
> guns, cowboy guns, ww1 guns, ww2 guns, cannons,
> full auto uzi's, barret 50 cals,any modern
> revolver or pistol...
>
> The problem as I see it with your analysis is
> that, besides being a retard, you are a broke-dick
> retard that doesnt want to pay $10-20 over
> Internet prices, which would include shipping and
> therefore ACTUALLY cost more,because you are a
> broke-dick.
>
> Again, based on the fact that $13 is
> 'prohibitive', I can only imagine that your
> finances and understanding of money in general is
> vast and profound.
>
> Thanks for chiming in on the NGS, it was totally
> credible.


If you had the ability to express a cogent thought void of ad hominems, I would try to respond in detail greater than this. Get yourself more education. You have been previously shortchanged.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: rock man ()
Date: June 07, 2014 08:08AM

fred Wrote:
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> A friend of mine told me that seismic readers can
> actually pick up seismic activity from the gun
> show in Chantilly. It also happens at huge
> sporting events like a football game.


this is true.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 07, 2014 12:17PM

rock man Wrote:
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> fred Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A friend of mine told me that seismic readers
> can
> > actually pick up seismic activity from the gun
> > show in Chantilly. It also happens at huge
> > sporting events like a football game.
>
>
> this is true.

Yep. Originally they thought there were actually earthquakes happening, but eventually they correlated it to the gun show schedule and realized that it was nothing more than too much weight in one place.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: RV ()
Date: September 25, 2014 05:59PM

Bump for the fat asses with bad breath.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: old lady. ()
Date: March 29, 2015 08:25PM

He fat asses, just checking up on a thread I started. How much weight have you gained since your last fat ass loser lunatic convention?

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Real Truth ()
Date: March 29, 2015 08:40PM

A lot of the gun owners that I know that attend the Chantilly show are either hardcore bush rednecks or they seem to have social or self esteem issues.

I wouldn't say the Chantilly Gun Show is a good sampling of all gun owners in general.

I'd say in general ALL gun owners seems to some social issues, but are all not overweight.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Real Truth ()
Date: March 29, 2015 08:44PM

This will give you an example of the awkwardness and social skills of local gun owners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvv8Szil1g

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: JNKnM ()
Date: March 30, 2015 04:09PM

Hillary Clinton has just been quoted as saying that most Americans are too stupid to have access to the internet.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: iz funny ()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:10PM

Real Truth Wrote:
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> This will give you an example of the awkwardness
> and social skills of local gun owners.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvv8Szil1g


Funny.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: lsdkfjj ()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:52PM

I actually carry one because I am little and hot. People think because I am tiny and blonde that I am not able to defend myself. Jokes on you :)
Attachments:
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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:02PM

I wouldn't say all gunowners are fat but most fat fucks own guns.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: FoF ()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:18PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> I wouldn't say all gunowners are fat but most fat
> fucks own guns.

You're stupid

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: coward carry ()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:51PM

iz funny Wrote:
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> Real Truth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This will give you an example of the
> awkwardness
> > and social skills of local gun owners.
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvv8Szil1g
>
>
> Funny.


The open carry guys are all homosexuals in that video. They had a meet up at Burke lake to blow and assfuck each other.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: FoF ()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:55PM

coward carry Wrote:
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> iz funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Real Truth Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This will give you an example of the
> > awkwardness
> > > and social skills of local gun owners.
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvv8Szil1g
> >
> >
> > Funny.
>
>
> The open carry guys are all homosexuals in that
> video. They had a meet up at Burke lake to blow
> and assfuck each other.

You're stupid.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:29PM

FoF Wrote:
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> coward carry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > iz funny Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Real Truth Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This will give you an example of the
> > > awkwardness
> > > > and social skills of local gun owners.
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvv8Szil1g
> > >
> > >
> > > Funny.
> >
> >
> > The open carry guys are all homosexuals in that
> > video. They had a meet up at Burke lake to blow
> > and assfuck each other.
>
> You're stupid.

Please elaborate on what's stupid.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Guns Save Lives ()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:08PM

Guns Save Lives. If they didn't then our local police, and our national armed forces, wouldn't have them.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: No Gun in a First Aid Kit ()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:32PM

Guns Save Lives Wrote:
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> Guns Save Lives. If they didn't then our local
> police, and our national armed forces, wouldn't
> have them.


Guns take lives. That's the whole point. Anything else is chickenshit.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:45PM

lsdkfjj Wrote:
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> I actually carry one because I am little

There's nothing little about the average gun owner.

sumo-dawg-20.jpg

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Date: September 16, 2015 09:44PM

Is this threads revival a signal that there's going to be a Gun Show this weekend? The Nations Gun Show at Chantilly? Seems like Kilton's getting a hunger for a massive amount of hot dogs to consume.

I see the lil blonde carry's a Ruger LCP..380 Smart girl. Don't forget the "Gold Dots"

Libs can get the "Dots" candy to carry.. much safer for them. Maybe to hand out to rapist thugs. "Please don't hurt me!" "Here Take some candy, peace love flowers"

It just doesn't work so well when their attacked. My bets on the gal wit the .380.

What was that about thugs "Raping a .38 ?? Or a .380 ??

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: nfqlkwejqjwt' ()
Date: September 16, 2015 09:59PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> lsdkfjj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually carry one because I am little
>
> There's nothing little about the average gun
> owner.
>
> src="https://bigdogdancer.files.wordpress.com/2013
> /05/sumo-dawg-20.jpg">

Are you picking on Eesh?

You might end up like Miz and Chuck, hiding in the basement.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Rocco ()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:57PM

The abyssmal physical condition of many at the gun show is on par with the mental condition of many who post here.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: just the facts mam ()
Date: September 17, 2015 06:18PM

Anybody that owns a gun is a complete ignorant piece of shit.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 17, 2015 09:10PM

No Gun in a First Aid Kit Wrote:
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> Guns Save Lives Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guns Save Lives. If they didn't then our local
> > police, and our national armed forces, wouldn't
> > have them.
>
>
> Guns take lives. That's the whole point. Anything
> else is chickenshit.

Every cellar dwellar needs a gun. Plain common sense.
If you ain't armed then you ain't ain't armed.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: horse pistol. ()
Date: January 01, 2023 02:03AM

I tried to go to the gun show yesterday but the smell of the fat-ass guntards was too strong.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: porta-potty cleaner. ()
Date: January 01, 2023 11:45AM

horse pistol. Wrote:
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> I tried to go to the gun show yesterday but the
> smell of the fat-ass guntards was too strong.

Are you a coward?

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: This Guy's GOT To Be Gay ()
Date: January 01, 2023 12:04PM

just the facts mam Wrote:
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> Anybody that owns a gun is a complete ignorant
> piece of shit.


Only a straw felching pickle puffer would shitpost some stupid shit like that.

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Louie Chevrolet ()
Date: January 01, 2023 04:03PM

This Guy's GOT To Be Gay Wrote:
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> just the facts mam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that owns a gun is a complete ignorant
> > piece of shit.
>
>
> Only a straw felching pickle puffer would shitpost
> some stupid shit like that.

Was yout father a coward too?

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Re: Chantilly gun show and obesity?
Posted by: Hey Fatso! Find your pecker yet? ()
Date: January 01, 2023 10:44PM

This Guy's GOT To Be Gay Wrote:
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> just the facts mam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that owns a gun is a complete ignorant
> > piece of shit.
>
>
> Only a straw felching pickle puffer would shitpost
> some stupid shit like that.

I bet you're too fat, lazy and stupid to put down the bag of McD’s to go to a gym get in shape and be able to handle yourself so instead you’d rather stuff your fat pie hole with fries and buy a gun to make up for your insecurities. Fat garbage. All you obese POS are nothing but a strain on our medical system. Bet your also collect some sort of federal assistance cuz you’re too fat to work but think Dems are evil without realizing that your entire existence is dependent upon the party you hate cuz the Rep would rather you just die and go away but they’ll still say you voted for them cuz your kind lives voter fraud.

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