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Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: locomoco ()
Date: May 20, 2011 01:57PM

Fits neighborhoods like Virginia Run quite well in particular.



In fact, its spinoff, Sheltered Suburban Kid fits extremely well too.



thoughts?

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:02PM

anonymous Chuck Hoffmann thread.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:07PM

Hilarious!

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:14PM

oh my GAWD!!

how Epic Fairfax are those!

NICE JOB, OP!

you win +1 internets :)

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: J Tee ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:37PM

Voted for Obama, cant say why, but is certain that relieves her of all past white guilt.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:43PM

MOM: Tells kids about the dangers of alcohol... While drinking nightly.
Kid: Tells Mom they have never drank... Friend with Fake ID is at store as they speak.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Sam the Man ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:48PM

Warns kids about drug abuse while taking anti depressents and anti anxiety meds.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Sam the Man ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:51PM

Petitions VDOT to put speed bumps all over her street to slow down drivers and protect her children. Gets on Fairfax Parkway does 70+

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:52PM

This thread has potential!

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: I am Va mom ()
Date: May 20, 2011 02:55PM

That is too funny and sad at the same time.

Stuck up bitches!

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: 2fags ()
Date: May 20, 2011 03:41PM

Ever notice how fast Gordon Blvd chimes in once JBASS posts?

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: May 20, 2011 04:16PM

"Starts dating an unemployed 20 year old... OMG IM SO MATURE"


Reminds me of my sister.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Meme ME ()
Date: May 20, 2011 04:53PM

Wants to be cool and "with it".
Gets a MySpace page.

Whining to her friend on her cell phone about poor drivers.
Just ran three cars off the road.

COEXIST bumper sticker on minivan.
Gives the finger to other drivers.

Blushes when teenagers friend calls her a MILF.
Doesn't know what a MILF is.

Totally against illegal immigrants.
Has lawn cut by Jose and Jaime.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 20, 2011 06:54PM

Belongs to a gym.
To socialize.

Wants diversity in schools.
Just not her child's school.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2011 09:10PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 20, 2011 10:24PM

@2fags- if you notice (typo edit) ANYTHING about what I post, then yr the one who needs to get a life

LoLz


for the thread:
has 3 kids in minivan/SUV
rides yr ass in right lane even though yr doing 15 over the limit...........



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2011 10:25PM by Gordon Blvd.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: May 21, 2011 07:02AM

fatboyx Wrote:
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> "Starts dating an unemployed 20 year old... OMG IM
> SO MATURE"
>
>
> Reminds me of my sister.


That was one of my favorites because I think we've all seen it so many times.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 21, 2011 08:45AM

here's one

sues Four Loko for her kid's death

drinks wine EVERYDAY when she comes home after work

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: LuLu ()
Date: May 21, 2011 01:57PM

Sometimes the moms in this area seem like wrinkly versions of their defiant children. It's no use getting pissed off about it or making fun of them because they are stuck moving in the same circles for the rest of their lives.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 21, 2011 08:25PM

got another one I just dealt with:

has a "Share the Road" license plate

doesnt use a turn signal

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: seriouslyy ()
Date: August 08, 2011 03:53AM

Son drinks underage, loses life while being careless

Mom sues maker of drink.



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seriously. anybody else rage when reading about that lawsuit?

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: Ha1 ()
Date: August 08, 2011 05:37AM

I hope dumbass mom looses. She is a poor parent who wants to blame someone for her own mistakes in raising her kid.

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: cursed neighborhood ()
Date: August 08, 2011 08:43AM

You didnt hear??, anybody in Virginia Run that gets into trouble is a victim, Dykstra was a prime example

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 08, 2011 09:25AM

Has a mini-van that has this shit all over the back of it...

bumper-stickers.jpg

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: The Truf ()
Date: August 08, 2011 10:04AM

GordonBlvd is the ultimate Suburban Mom!

100%

LoLz

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Re: Sheltered Suburban Mom meme - fits Fairfax County mindset
Posted by: LOL on the mini van ()
Date: August 08, 2011 02:22PM

The worst is when you pull up to a light and a you see a man driving one of those shit boxes.

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