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Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Date: July 05, 2011 11:27PM

Animal Case 11-10328
200 Block Park Terrace Court, SE
June 27 11:26 a.m.
A citizen reported that a squirrel was refusing to get off of the top of his truck tire

MPO Sheeran was able to convince the squirrel to leave the area and he scampered off into a wooded area.

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Re: Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Posted by: wally pip jr. ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:50AM

I saw a squirrel that had been run over on my way home tonite. it's guts were splattered all over the road

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Re: Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 06, 2011 07:15AM

I'd like to know exactly how MPO Sheeran was able to convince the squirrel in question to leave.
Did he promise the squirrel something? A pay off, or a promise of lenient treatment?

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Re: Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: July 06, 2011 07:43AM

He was promised more nuts.

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Re: Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 06, 2011 08:38AM

If the cop just happened to be around andsaw and helped the guy with the very difficult task of scaring a squirrel, fine.

If the "citizen" actually phoned 911 or even a non-emergency line, he deserves a tasing.


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Re: Latest news from (Vienna) Mayberry....
Posted by: Ale ()
Date: July 06, 2011 09:27AM

Check out the Vienna Town Forum. All kinds of criminal shit going down in Vienna...

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