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what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 07, 2013 06:56PM

I've got annoying kids in my neighborhood and practically everyday for over a year they'll play soccer on this little field infront of the town houses in the neighborhood. I've told them multiple times to please play away from the cars but yet they still continue to hit the ball as hard as they can toward the cars, and it's always just my car they mess around no one elses. Is there anyone I can call about this problem? I'm tired of my car getting hit.

It's getting old now!

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:00PM

Maybe if you weren't a dick they wouldn't mess with your car. Let kids be kids and play. You do live in a townhouse community, not many options of where to play. Or move.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:04PM

Please tell me how I'm being a dick, when I'm asking them politely to stop kicking the ball DIRECTLY at my car. That's not being a dick, it's more like not wanting my car damaged.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: townhoummmm ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:07PM

annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> Please tell me how I'm being a dick, when I'm
> asking them politely to stop kicking the ball
> DIRECTLY at my car. That's not being a dick, it's
> more like not wanting my car damaged.


Park somewhere else or move

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Solution.. ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:09PM

Go out there like a man, take the ball and slash a hole in it. Tell them that they're next while laughing loudly..

Halloween is coming. Three words, dude - apples and razor blades.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: best answer ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:10PM

Post videos of them on Youtube so their misdeeds will be recorded forever. No one will employ them, their lives will be ruined.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:16PM

I am sure you asked them "politely" you are full of shit. Every neighborhood has a jerk like you and you are the innocent victim. Get over yourself and move or park somewhere else. I bet you aren't married and never had children.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:18PM

Solution.. Wrote:
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>
> Halloween is coming. Three words, dude - apples
> and razor blades.




That's five words and two special characters....

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: easy solution ()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:23PM

1) Call the police, press charges.

2) File civil suits against the parents.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:25PM

Thanks everyone for suggestions.

Chill, no I'm not married and I sure as hell don't want children when I'm only 23 years old. Seems like youre the dick here and maybe you are so bitter and angry because you have a small dick and never get laid.

Have a nice day!

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:31PM

Is it HOA property? Those pricks love a good fight.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:35PM

As I suspected "annoyed as hell" you are a dick. Turning this into a personal attack on me because I speak the truth. If that is how your treat the children in your neighborhood, who are exercising and not playing video games, then you deserve to have your car kicked in. Watch out for eggs and sugar in your gas tank.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Go Jerk Off ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:38AM

annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> Thanks everyone for suggestions.
>
> Chill, no I'm not married and I sure as hell don't
> want children when I'm only 23 years old. Seems
> like youre the dick here and maybe you are so
> bitter and angry because you have a small dick and
> never get laid.
>
> Have a nice day!

Sounds like you are bitter because these little boys have rejected your "offer" to give them a ride in your 1991 Civic

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Billy Bob ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:03AM

Why is the OP a dick for taking some pride in his car. When you pay $400 a month for your ride you probably dont want it used as a backstop for kids games.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Mr. Clark ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:24AM

I guess the OP should just let kids be kids. So what if the soccer ball knocks off a side view mirror. He can just eat the $700 to fix it. Part of being a good neighbor.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: easysqueezy ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:32AM

"Hide" some dope where the kids will find it but it won't be connected with you, they'll get hooked and give up soccer for basketball.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: go over their heads ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:38AM

Next time it happens go out and take the ball. Tell the kids that one of their parents can come and get it. Then you can explain to the parent what's going on and that you're going to hold them responsible for any damage. That should get the message through to the kids who aren't going to listen to you otherwise no matter what you say. And it still may not but at least you'll know who to go after when they dent your door.

This assumes that you're not just being a dick and that you're capable of dealing with the kids and parents in a reasonable way.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 08, 2013 01:58PM

this is simple.

1) anger will get you no where

2) complain to parents they are responsible for damage

3) if the parents refuse you can complain to a judge - it's preferable you not sleep on your rights and allow the cards to be dented

"if you fail to tie an ass, and the ass breaks an arm, you will pay for the cast and for lost labor" (and possible, a small penalty)

that is what the parents are responsible for

HOWEVER. another preference is. insure your car. stop eating too much salt. relax. report it and etc. let the insurance company do the rest.

they'll stop if there's a dent and they get billed. esp. if you don't get in their face. they are skating. skaters don't like paying up.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Token Joe ()
Date: September 08, 2013 02:18PM

"HOWEVER. another preference is. insure your car. "

Not really since most policies have a $500 deductible and the cost to replace a side view mirror in a late model car runs $500 and up. I will bet the parents know the kids are damaging cars and just dont give a shit since they drive a beat up pos minivan with those awful family stick figures on the real window.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Take it to the next level ()
Date: September 08, 2013 02:19PM

Solution.. Wrote:
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> Go out there like a man, take the ball and slash a
> hole in it. Tell them that they're next while
> laughing loudly..

+100

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: A Parent ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:20PM

Clearly, the kids are targeting you personally - probably because you were (rightfully) pissed off when you talked to them about this issue. I don't know why you haven't talked to the parents. Of course, if they're like CHILL above (an arrogant asshole), you won't get far. Make clear - politely - that you will take legal action if your car is damaged.

If that doesn't work, then escalate it to the HOA. Personally, I've found that neighborhoods are populated by parents who are convinced that their kids should be allowed to play anywhere they want, and non-parents and empty nesters who expect some reasonable boundaries to be observed. Lots of tension there. Try to be polite, especially since you're so young, but you may have to make a stink to get any action.

If that doesn't work, call the police. I suspect they won't take this seriously, but they might talk to the parents and scare them into respecting other people's property.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:26PM

Fuck it. One of those little asshole 7 year olds punched me in the face today when I grabbed her and started shaking her. Now those kids are in for it.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:26PM

Take the ball and scream at them and stare them down. Don't just tell them, show them who is in charge. Their worthless parents probably never do which is why they think they can get away with it. If that doesn't stop it call the police-some how given how they behave I'm guessing it won't be there last encounter with the law.


annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> I've got annoying kids in my neighborhood and
> practically everyday for over a year they'll play
> soccer on this little field infront of the town
> houses in the neighborhood. I've told them
> multiple times to please play away from the cars
> but yet they still continue to hit the ball as
> hard as they can toward the cars, and it's always
> just my car they mess around no one elses. Is
> there anyone I can call about this problem? I'm
> tired of my car getting hit.
>
> It's getting old now!

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:32PM

Go Jerk off/Chill is bitter and envious of civic drivers because he knows that they are well endowed, meanwhile Jerk off is the typical SUV driver overcompensating for their teenie weenie and badly behaved criminally destructive little angels with an oversized gas guzzler.


Go Jerk Off Wrote:
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> annoyed as hell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks everyone for suggestions.
> >
> > Chill, no I'm not married and I sure as hell
> don't
> > want children when I'm only 23 years old. Seems
> > like youre the dick here and maybe you are so
> > bitter and angry because you have a small dick
> and
> > never get laid.
> >
> > Have a nice day!
>
> Sounds like you are bitter because these little
> boys have rejected your "offer" to give them a
> ride in your 1991 Civic

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:32PM

put some broken glass in the field

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: lesson in life for you ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:36PM

annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> I've got annoying kids in my neighborhood and
> practically everyday for over a year they'll play
> soccer on this little field infront of the town
> houses in the neighborhood. I've told them
> multiple times to please play away from the cars
> but yet they still continue to hit the ball as
> hard as they can toward the cars, and it's always
> just my car they mess around no one elses. Is
> there anyone I can call about this problem? I'm
> tired of my car getting hit.
>
> It's getting old now!


If you are such a failure in life that you are forced to live in a townhouse you should not be driving a nice car. Go buy an 01 carolla that already has dents in it. Order a couple extra side mirrors from online junkyards and keep them in the trunk in case you need them. The kids enjoy fucking with you because they know you are a douche. Go back to school and get some skills that will allow you to live in a nice private home. Stop blaming others for your failures.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: A Parent ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:36PM

I really wouldn't take retaliatory action against the kids. They will tell their parents and the story will get a lot more 'colorful' in the retelling. Next thing you know the cops will be ringing your doorbell.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:47PM

You do have to be careful with the parents, as they are probably the psycho my kid could never do anything wrong types. Which leads me to another idea. Capture it on camera. Post in on the internet. Show it to the cops. Call CPS and sent it to them and tell them the parents won't control their kids. Oh and if the parents refuse to cooperate even threatening to call CPS can be an awesome tool.


A Parent Wrote:
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> I really wouldn't take retaliatory action against
> the kids. They will tell their parents and the
> story will get a lot more 'colorful' in the
> retelling. Next thing you know the cops will be
> ringing your doorbell.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 08, 2013 04:09PM

Because in today's world of irresponsible parenting, it's never the kids fault. There little angel could never do anything wrong. You should see parents who turn to there kid after a teacher tells them there kid did something wrong and ask "Is that true" as if the teacher is making up the story.


annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> Please tell me how I'm being a dick, when I'm
> asking them politely to stop kicking the ball
> DIRECTLY at my car. That's not being a dick, it's
> more like not wanting my car damaged.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Now Here's A Thought ()
Date: September 08, 2013 05:40PM

Make an anonymous report to CPS that one of the kids confided to you that "Daddy takes pictures of me naked" and "he hides his camera in the basement" and "Mommy sometimes is naked too".

Problem solved.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Hit is again ()
Date: September 08, 2013 05:51PM

CHILL Wrote:
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> I am sure you asked them "politely" you are full
> of shit. Every neighborhood has a jerk like you
> and you are the innocent victim. Get over
> yourself and move or park somewhere else. I bet
> you aren't married and never had children.


Agreed. He probably is the jerk of the neighborhood. The kids know it and so they target his car. When he asks then not to do it, they want to only do it more.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: MeanOldMan ()
Date: September 08, 2013 05:57PM

I too live in a townhouse with a small park in front where kids play. For some reason they like to play football in front of my house and sometimes I've completely had it with them kicking the ball into my windows. None of the windows have been broken but every time I heard the THUMP I'd go outside and ask them politely to please not do that but for a while they ignored me. One day I told them if it happened again I'd talk to their parents personally and that seemed to do the trick. If it hadn't worked I would have talked to their parents and if that didn't work the HOA option is available. The rules here are very clear about children's behavior. I was tempted to ask them how they'd react if I started throwing a football at their windows but decided to let it rest.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Dumb Idea ()
Date: September 08, 2013 05:57PM

Now Here's A Thought Wrote:
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> Make an anonymous report to CPS that one of the
> kids confided to you that "Daddy takes pictures of
> me naked" and "he hides his camera in the
> basement" and "Mommy sometimes is naked too".
>
> Problem solved.

Yeah, it's a thought - a really bad thought. CPS can destroy people's lives. Plus the blowback on you could get really ugly.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Bowl of Popcorn ()
Date: September 08, 2013 06:32PM

Dumb Idea Wrote:
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> Yeah, it's a thought - a really bad thought. CPS
> can destroy people's lives. Plus the blowback on
> you could get really ugly.

Maybe so, but some people's lives just need to be destroyed.
And here on FFXU we're such a bastion of compassion and
proper actions towards our fellow man. I say do it and
report back on what happens.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:10PM

Obviously you are being a dick or they wouldn't be targeting you. Big tough guy pushing little 7 year olds around. Probably couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag. Loser move back home with mommy

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Hit it again ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:37PM

MeanOldMan Wrote:
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> I too live in a townhouse with a small park in
> front where kids play. For some reason they like
> to play football in front of my house and
> sometimes I've completely had it with them kicking
> the ball into my windows. None of the windows have
> been broken but every time I heard the THUMP I'd
> go outside and ask them politely to please not do
> that but for a while they ignored me. One day I
> told them if it happened again I'd talk to their
> parents personally and that seemed to do the
> trick. If it hadn't worked I would have talked to
> their parents and if that didn't work the HOA
> option is available. The rules here are very clear
> about children's behavior. I was tempted to ask
> them how they'd react if I started throwing a
> football at their windows but decided to let it
> rest.


Don't forget you can also whine, I mean complain, to the local police, state police and the FBI.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Frank Buck ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:42PM

I dont care if the guy is the biggest jerk in the world the car belongs to him. Its his not your kids backstop. Dont like it then let the kids smash soccer balls into your car or better yet have them play soccer inside your home. What fun that would be.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:49PM

maybe his car isn't a backstop.....he is a dick and the kids are now targeting him. There is someone like him in every neightborhood.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Go to the park ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:50PM

CHILL Wrote:
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> maybe his car isn't a backstop.....he is a dick
> and the kids are now targeting him. There is
> someone like him in every neightborhood.

and yet the car is still his not yours.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Just The Facts ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:51PM

Are the little chilren white or latino?

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:53PM

build them a playground !

your generosity will sit in their minds and stirr it forever

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:56PM

Park somewhere else............duh

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: UCannotAdd ()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:58PM

Solution.. Wrote:
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> "Three words, dude - apples
> and razor blades."

You can't count to four...LMFAO!

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Long time FFSer ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:05PM

I dont see getting past that his being a jerk gives your kids the right to damage his property.

On one point you are correct every neighborhood has one. So I dont let my kids play ball against his car, I dont let my dog piss or crap on his yard and I dont expect him to conform to my idea of what the perfect neighbor should be.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:08PM

You are missing the point if he wasn't a dick they wouldn't be messing with his car. Plus his 1991 Civic is probably beat already

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: b6WG3 ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:13PM

most kids stay far away from vehicles such as this. maybe time for a downgrade to shitty/creepy old van.
Attachments:
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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: FFXer ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:18PM

CHILL Wrote:
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> You are missing the point if he wasn't a dick they
> wouldn't be messing with his car.

In your opinion he may be. In his opinion your kids and you as the parent are the dicks. Your attitude smacks of a typical Fairfax resident entitlement. He doesnt conform to your idea of what makes a good neighbor therefore it is open season on his property by your kids. If the guy minded his own business and didnt fuck with me I would welcome him to my neighborhood. The bratty kids and parents that allow damaging others property I do not welcome.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: MeanOldMan ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:18PM

Hit it again Wrote:
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> MeanOldMan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I too live in a townhouse with a small park in
> > front where kids play. For some reason they
> like
> > to play football in front of my house and
> > sometimes I've completely had it with them
> kicking
> > the ball into my windows. None of the windows
> have
> > been broken but every time I heard the THUMP
> I'd
> > go outside and ask them politely to please not
> do
> > that but for a while they ignored me. One day I
> > told them if it happened again I'd talk to
> their
> > parents personally and that seemed to do the
> > trick. If it hadn't worked I would have talked
> to
> > their parents and if that didn't work the HOA
> > option is available. The rules here are very
> clear
> > about children's behavior. I was tempted to ask
> > them how they'd react if I started throwing a
> > football at their windows but decided to let it
> > rest.
>
>
> Don't forget you can also whine, I mean complain,
> to the local police, state police and the FBI.

Why do all that when the HOA can place a lien on their house if they want to push it far enough?

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:24PM

HOA can't just put a lien against someone's house because of their children. Kids playing does not violate any HOA rules.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Just The Facts ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:33PM

The rights of a HOA are limited. They have by laws, and collect fees, but crimes are for the police to handle. Remember that fool in Florida that shot that little colored boy? Besides-

Section 8 housing have very weak HOAs

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:35PM

Its not a crime to play soccer. It is a civil matter.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Sally Jesse ()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:46PM

The parents are probably abusing the kids so calling CPS is the best answer. At least to let them know the kids are unsupervised.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Peter's Mom ()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:01PM

The sooner those kids enter the system the better. Not watching your kids IS abuse.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: jwr ()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:04PM

That was four words fool

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:08PM

I discovered that letting the air out of the parents tires is pretty effective.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Angelique ()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:37PM

Neglect is the worst form of child abuse. Neglected children need to be put in foster care. It's your duty to call CPS.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: You = Stranger Danger ()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:57PM

annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> Fuck it. One of those little asshole 7 year olds
> punched me in the face today when I grabbed her
> and started shaking her. Now those kids are in
> for it.

So you, a self proclaimed adult, state that you grabbed and shook an unrelated seven year old child in your community, and that this was done in anger. Where do you think you are, the American midwest circa 1960!

Sell the fucking car man, and lawyer up quickly. If this is true, you're in for one hell of a ride, and you won't be driving (or on top for that matter!)

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Big Momma ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:07PM

It's so sad how many kids are neglected. There are many foster parents that will accept them into their homes. Do the right thing, call CPS.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:13PM

How the hell are they neglected? They are playing outside like most all of us did when we were kids. He is just an angry F%$#ER who is mean to them so they screw with him.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:19PM

You = Stranger Danger Wrote:
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> annoyed as hell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck it. One of those little asshole 7 year
> olds
> > punched me in the face today when I grabbed her
> > and started shaking her. Now those kids are in
> > for it.
>
> So you, a self proclaimed adult, state that you
> grabbed and shook an unrelated seven year old
> child in your community, and that this was done in
> anger. Where do you think you are, the American
> midwest circa 1960!
>
> Sell the fucking car man, and lawyer up quickly.
> If this is true, you're in for one hell of a ride,
> and you won't be driving (or on top for that
> matter!)

That was a troll. Guess you haven't been here very long.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Real deal ()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:49PM

Child neglect is widespread. Child protective services needs to be informed so that appropriate action can be taken. Do not enable these abusive parents.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:23PM

Paint a goal on the side of your car. Kids hardly ever score.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:54PM

Again I ask how is letting your children play child abuse?

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: jim crowtf4Mu ()
Date: September 09, 2013 03:53AM

If they're playing soccer,I assume they're beaners.I'd send away for a Jivaro blowgun and stick a dart in they ass.Aim fer the spine,thats gotta hurt.If you get good enough you can hit shitbirds like pidgeons and starlings with it also.But its hard to miss a kid,just takes hand/eye coordination.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: annoyed as hell ()
Date: September 09, 2013 02:05PM

I should just take their ball and pop it with a knife. That will teach them.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: problem solved ()
Date: September 09, 2013 02:32PM


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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 09, 2013 03:43PM

No need to make stuff up when calling CPS. The facts are enough. That they are being allowed to destroy property and that no parent is there to teach them otherwise is neglect. That the kids have an anger problem is a sign that they might be being abused in some way either physically, emotionally, or even possibly sexually. If you are comfortable with the parents you can also state your concerns to them and tell them that if this happens again you will be calling CPS to report neglect and that their kids have an anger problem.



Now Here's A Thought Wrote:
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> Make an anonymous report to CPS that one of the
> kids confided to you that "Daddy takes pictures of
> me naked" and "he hides his camera in the
> basement" and "Mommy sometimes is naked too".
>
> Problem solved.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: September 09, 2013 04:09PM

Nah, the parents will just buy their little spoiled brats another one.


annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> I should just take their ball and pop it with a
> knife. That will teach them.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Parker Schnabel ()
Date: September 09, 2013 04:43PM

Why not stop being a total douchebag about it and go out and play soccer with the kids and have some fun and get some exercise.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 11, 2013 10:32PM

How is the situatioin going? Still being a douche? I agree with Parker.....go out and play with them. Be neighborly.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: Who knows ()
Date: September 11, 2013 10:48PM

Maybe the OP is someone who should not be around kids.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: James ()
Date: September 11, 2013 10:54PM

annoyed as hell Wrote:
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> I've got annoying kids in my neighborhood and
> practically everyday for over a year they'll play
> soccer on this little field infront of the town
> houses in the neighborhood. I've told them
> multiple times to please play away from the cars
> but yet they still continue to hit the ball as
> hard as they can toward the cars, and it's always
> just my car they mess around no one elses. Is
> there anyone I can call about this problem? I'm
> tired of my car getting hit.
>
> It's getting old now!


If you have to come onto a public forum for advice on how to handle a simple neighborhood annoyance you are either retarded or a wimp.

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Re: what to do about annoying kids
Posted by: CHILL ()
Date: September 12, 2013 12:00AM

In this cause I am going with a retarded wimp who is trying to bullie little kids. That is why they screw with him.

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