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Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: From Da Hood ()
Date: September 05, 2013 11:33PM

Seriously. Would you hit it?

Ted Britt has some message on their site about images being under copywrite.

So, I'll just post links for your viewing pleasure. Her voice on the radio commercials is kind of grating on my nerves, though.

http://www.dealerrater.com/sales/Evelyn-Akers-Smallwood-review-113362/

Or, via Google search:

http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=%22evelyn+akers-smallwood%22

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:11AM

go team FORD !!

buy American ! buy union !

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:13AM

what green acres ?

of course ford women are beatiful and tough. look at the commercials ! check the ones at the cashiers desk they're often hot too !

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: From Da Hood ()
Date: September 06, 2013 12:42AM

svennestle Wrote:
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> check the ones at the
> cashiers desk they're often hot too !


Thanks for the tip!


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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: TOUGH CROWD ()
Date: December 30, 2014 02:59PM

Absolutely not. DON'T FORGET TO OSK FOR EVELYN! Worst ad ever. Worst woman ever. I wouldn't hit it with your little pecker much less my own.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Howl at the moon ()
Date: December 30, 2014 08:51PM

Evelyn looks like a coyote date to me. Wake up that next to you in the morning, you'll chew your arm off before waking her Howl!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: One of the 7 Britt Boys ()
Date: December 30, 2014 09:34PM

Gardiner (aka Dad) and us boys each had our turns with little miss Evelyn. She earned that job the HARD way.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Blondie? ()
Date: December 30, 2014 09:49PM

Looks like she has gone blonde.

https://www.facebook.com/evelyn.akers.9?fref=browse_search
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: D. Trump ()
Date: December 31, 2014 08:52AM

Total skank. Gross.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: wypWe ()
Date: December 31, 2014 07:12PM

move your but girl the hood ornament isnt in the photo !
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: WwjvX ()
Date: December 31, 2014 07:16PM

her usual ride in the plains isnt a sport car ...
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: whHGV ()
Date: December 31, 2014 07:19PM

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: mnwtj ()
Date: December 31, 2014 07:21PM

ford equipment built tough. so you can get back to camp to quicker !
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: x63Yw ()
Date: December 31, 2014 08:43PM

bitch who's that behind you - you dont imagine she wont poison to open another door and dealership and get rid of ford

watch your purse and your back your fucking count is real low
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Texas Ted ()
Date: January 01, 2015 02:20AM

FU Yankee Carpetbaggers
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Johan Smit ()
Date: January 01, 2015 07:19AM

One of Evelyn's employees has something to say about this thread...
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Drab Tshirt ()
Date: January 06, 2015 03:23PM

MOAR PICS OF EVELYN!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Took ()
Date: May 19, 2015 02:43PM

Don't forget to ask for Evelyn. She'll give you boners for life.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 19, 2015 02:46PM

Took Wrote:
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> Don't forget to ask for Evelyn. She'll give you
> boners for life.


I'd give her my boner 4 life

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Brigham Young ()
Date: May 19, 2015 03:09PM

As a good Mormon, Gardiner Britt should never be fraternizing with a woman with lots of Tatoo's.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Krystal Koons ()
Date: May 19, 2015 04:57PM

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Not with that rascal wrapped 3 times.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: 7kUK7 ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:34PM

you would give her your boner but couldn't afford the engagement ring !

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: XGt6c ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:35PM

^_^ i thought you said that's a britt girl not a koons girl, same tatoo

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: nay ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:59PM

would not buy a car from that dealer

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Hell No ()
Date: May 20, 2015 08:48AM

Noooooo "hey ya'll....... Don't forget to ask for Evelyn" annoying ass bitch

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Ink is a HUGE turn-off. ()
Date: May 20, 2015 12:39PM

From Da Hood Wrote:
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> Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?

Ink is a HUGE turn-off.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: YmnNb ()
Date: May 23, 2015 04:45PM

this is Krystal Koons. i hope your saying the girl above is a Britt right?
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: uuHpv ()
Date: May 23, 2015 04:46PM

no! depsite the similarities, this is!
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: Big T ()
Date: August 16, 2015 11:28AM

No one is jealous are they.? This young lady seems more motivated than all of the posts here. She will no doubt out earn everyone that decided to get stupid here.

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: CwJ6X ()
Date: August 16, 2015 12:43PM

ah so. but over %50 of sales are taxes and you have asian fed accountants in annandale with ties to asian dealers

sounds like getting gov wise makes more money, hoya, tuma!

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: CwJ6X ()
Date: August 16, 2015 12:50PM

(meaning if you intend to work hard you best run fast to catch the train they left the bank door open: the area is flooded with gov workers making 100+k/salary for unskilled jobs. kinda hard to beat in any market place that needs to turn a dime.)

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: LUUbD ()
Date: August 16, 2015 12:50PM

who is this?
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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: 9G3wV ()
Date: August 16, 2015 07:42PM

hitting it might be expensive.

how about a bumber tap?

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Re: Ted Britt Ford - Evelyn From The Commercials: Would you Hit It?
Posted by: MercedesMBenz ()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:38AM

Ford is what you drive when you work for the minimum wage and can't af-ford a Honda. Just because they live in doublewides doesn't mean they can't be hot.

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