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WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
GMU Freshman Dude
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Date: August 27, 2013 04:59PM
Ok looking to pledge a frat a GMU, they seem pretty legit, I mean they have parties with girls and have houses to hang out at. I dont wana just spend all year jacking off in my dorm, which one is the best? I dont wana end up in some douche gang, I make friends pretty and outgoing so I dont need a frat but it seems like a good thing to do in college......thanks folks!
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Deam Wormer
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Date: August 27, 2013 05:13PM
The gay one?
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
all of them are gay
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Date: August 27, 2013 05:15PM
Frat initiations-you put a hotdog up your but, run around the track, then eat the hotdog. Doesn't get any gayer than that.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
DCcxj
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Date: August 27, 2013 05:17PM
GMU Freshman Dude Wrote:
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> I make friends pretty and outgoing so I dont
> need a frat but it seems like a good thing to do
> in college......thanks folks!
You make friends pretty and outgoing?
By standing next to them, you mean?
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> I make friends pretty and outgoing so I dont
> need a frat but it seems like a good thing to do
> in college......thanks folks!
You make friends pretty and outgoing?
By standing next to them, you mean?
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Hazing is fun
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Date: August 27, 2013 07:00PM
Or, do you make your friends pretty by knowing how to subtly apply eyeliner and lip gloss, and outgoing by showing them how to twerk that ass?
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
cobrakai
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Date: August 27, 2013 08:15PM
Frats are for gay douches, dude...
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
GM Freshman dude
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Date: August 27, 2013 08:18PM
OK so everyone says they are gay but in my short college life I have observed that the hottest girls on campus seem to be in sororitys and they like frat guys, gay Im not sure if it gets the hot chicks
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
MoreInfo
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Date: August 27, 2013 08:40PM
all of them are gay Wrote:
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> Frat initiations-you put a hotdog up your but, run
> around the track, then eat the hotdog. Doesn't get
> any gayer than that.
The Circle jerk!!!
Pizaa and naked frat initiation wannabees. Last one to jerk off INTO the pizza, eats the pizza.
And who pays for friends...............Losers!!
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> Frat initiations-you put a hotdog up your but, run
> around the track, then eat the hotdog. Doesn't get
> any gayer than that.
The Circle jerk!!!
Pizaa and naked frat initiation wannabees. Last one to jerk off INTO the pizza, eats the pizza.
And who pays for friends...............Losers!!
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Retired Greek
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Date: August 27, 2013 08:59PM
First off, only douches call it a "frat". It's a fraternity. And if you're asking on an anonymous internet forum which one is best, then you're better off staying home and "jerking off in your dorm". Seriously, that what rush is for. You meet the houses, see if you'll fit in, they'll see if YOU fit in, and if you like 'em, rush 'em and if you make it, hot sorority poon-tang until you graduate or fail out.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Double secret probation
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Date: August 27, 2013 09:16PM
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
PaGF7
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Date: August 27, 2013 10:07PM
OP, you're not going to get a good answer here, except for the guy who told you to do a proper rush. I agree with that, every fraternity is different: some more social, some more athletic, some more drinks, some more drugs.
Many people posting on this site went to college, but VERY few joined a fraternity. They will post about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few outside a fraternity were able to get a decent amount of quality pussy. And they resent that.
Many people posting on this site went to college, but VERY few joined a fraternity. They will post about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few outside a fraternity were able to get a decent amount of quality pussy. And they resent that.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Pinto
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Date: August 27, 2013 10:10PM
Frats are for guys who are scared to go to a bar and try to score on their own
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
PaGF7
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Date: August 27, 2013 10:19PM
^^^My point proven.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Mid-Range Pussy
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Date: August 27, 2013 10:20PM
PaGF7 Wrote:
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> OP, you're not going to get a good answer here,
> except for the guy who told you to do a proper
> rush. I agree with that, every fraternity is
> different: some more social, some more athletic,
> some more drinks, some more drugs.
>
> Many people posting on this site went to college,
> but VERY few joined a fraternity. They will post
> about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few
> outside a fraternity were able to get a decent
> amount of quality pussy. And they resent that.
How about economy pussy?
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> OP, you're not going to get a good answer here,
> except for the guy who told you to do a proper
> rush. I agree with that, every fraternity is
> different: some more social, some more athletic,
> some more drinks, some more drugs.
>
> Many people posting on this site went to college,
> but VERY few joined a fraternity. They will post
> about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few
> outside a fraternity were able to get a decent
> amount of quality pussy. And they resent that.
How about economy pussy?
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Pinto
()
Date: August 27, 2013 10:21PM
I dont need a bunch of guys to hold my dick while I try to score in a bar. Guess some do.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
GMU Freshman dude
()
Date: August 27, 2013 11:22PM
Pinto your an idiot I am a freshman I cant go to a bar yet....most haters are prob the NVCC types anyway
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Deke
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Date: August 28, 2013 12:37AM
Delta Chi is the only way to fly...
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
BigNuts
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Date: August 28, 2013 05:12AM
Cream of sum young guy...... Only way to fly
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Oliver Clothesoff
()
Date: August 28, 2013 07:21AM
GMU Freshman dude Wrote:
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> Pinto your an idiot I am a freshman I cant go to a
> bar yet....most haters are prob the NVCC types
> anyway
LOL yeah right, I never see underage kids drinking in a bar around here.
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> Pinto your an idiot I am a freshman I cant go to a
> bar yet....most haters are prob the NVCC types
> anyway
LOL yeah right, I never see underage kids drinking in a bar around here.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Skull
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Date: August 28, 2013 07:21AM
How about none of them. It's all a bunch of bullshit.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Marf
()
Date: August 28, 2013 07:31AM
Lambda Lambda Lambda
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Fixed it can u tell
()
Date: August 28, 2013 07:37AM
PaGF7 Wrote:
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> Many people posting on this site went to college,
> but VERY few joined a fraternity as they are men not boys. They will post
> about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few
> outside a fraternity were able to get a decent
> amount of fat chicks. And they resent that.
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> Many people posting on this site went to college,
> but VERY few joined a fraternity as they are men not boys. They will post
> about having to 'buy friends' etc, but very few
> outside a fraternity were able to get a decent
> amount of fat chicks. And they resent that.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
beevus
()
Date: August 28, 2013 01:53PM
Pinto Wrote:
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> Frats are for guys who are scared to go to a bar
> and try to score on their own
Haha Pinto, my boy. You know as well as anyone else that this isn't true. Fraternities have proven for decades that they're full of people that have no problem "scoring on their own". Plus, you said "score" which is an indicator of where you're coming from.
I won't say joining a fraternity was the most meaningful decision of my life, but it put more hot blondes on the end of my penis than you'll ever see.
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> Frats are for guys who are scared to go to a bar
> and try to score on their own
Haha Pinto, my boy. You know as well as anyone else that this isn't true. Fraternities have proven for decades that they're full of people that have no problem "scoring on their own". Plus, you said "score" which is an indicator of where you're coming from.
I won't say joining a fraternity was the most meaningful decision of my life, but it put more hot blondes on the end of my penis than you'll ever see.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Butthead
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:00PM
beevus Wrote:
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> Pinto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Frats are for guys who are scared to go to a
> bar
> > and try to score on their own
>
>
> Haha Pinto, my boy. You know as well as anyone
> else that this isn't true. Fraternities have
> proven for decades that they're full of people
> that have no problem "scoring on their own". Plus,
> you said "score" which is an indicator of where
> you're coming from.
>
> I won't say joining a fraternity was the most
> meaningful decision of my life, but it put more
> hot blondes on the end of my penis than you'll
> ever see.
Yeh, blonde dudes.
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> Pinto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Frats are for guys who are scared to go to a
> bar
> > and try to score on their own
>
>
> Haha Pinto, my boy. You know as well as anyone
> else that this isn't true. Fraternities have
> proven for decades that they're full of people
> that have no problem "scoring on their own". Plus,
> you said "score" which is an indicator of where
> you're coming from.
>
> I won't say joining a fraternity was the most
> meaningful decision of my life, but it put more
> hot blondes on the end of my penis than you'll
> ever see.
Yeh, blonde dudes.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
markus
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:00PM
pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
z00mz00m
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:02PM
markus Wrote:
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> pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
So does Butthead...
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> pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
So does Butthead...
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Mason Student
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:06PM
Deke Wrote:
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> Delta Chi is the only way to fly...
Delta Chi is a joke. No one at Mason considers them a real fraternity.
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> Delta Chi is the only way to fly...
Delta Chi is a joke. No one at Mason considers them a real fraternity.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Buthead
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:09PM
z00mz00m Wrote:
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> markus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
>
>
> So does Butthead...
Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
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> markus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
>
>
> So does Butthead...
Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
z00mz00m
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:20PM
oh im sure you did. you big jerk! I had no affiliation with a fraternity, I just can't stand all of the pathetic responses that go unnoticed in these threads.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Big Jerk
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:22PM
z00mz00m Wrote:
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> oh im sure you did. you big jerk! I had no
> affiliation with a fraternity, I just can't stand
> all of the pathetic responses that go unnoticed in
> these threads.
yeh, you set these people straight!
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> oh im sure you did. you big jerk! I had no
> affiliation with a fraternity, I just can't stand
> all of the pathetic responses that go unnoticed in
> these threads.
yeh, you set these people straight!
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
reggie!!
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:31PM
Buthead Wrote:
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> z00mz00m Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > markus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
> >
> >
> > So does Butthead...
>
>
> Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real
> college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off
> with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
10 bucks says you were a swimmer.
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> z00mz00m Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > markus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get in
> >
> >
> > So does Butthead...
>
>
> Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real
> college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off
> with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
10 bucks says you were a swimmer.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
frats = gay
()
Date: August 28, 2013 02:32PM
Anyone joining a GMU frat is 100% (as in Kenny Chesney, Elton John, Anderson Cooper and Barney Frank) GAY.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Butthead
()
Date: August 28, 2013 03:14PM
reggie!! Wrote:
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> Buthead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > z00mz00m Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > markus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get
> in
> > >
> > >
> > > So does Butthead...
> >
> >
> > Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real
> > college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off
> > with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
>
> 10 bucks says you were a swimmer.
You'd be wrong. Baseball.
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> Buthead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > z00mz00m Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > markus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > pinto sounds like the guy that didn't get
> in
> > >
> > >
> > > So does Butthead...
> >
> >
> > Oh, I got in, balls deep by going to a real
> > college and playing D-1 sports, not jerking off
> > with a bunch of jerks in a frat house.
>
> 10 bucks says you were a swimmer.
You'd be wrong. Baseball.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
FratBOy
()
Date: August 28, 2013 03:33PM
Tappa Kegga
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Sloan Cosgrove
()
Date: August 28, 2013 04:16PM
Frats: lots of pseudo or real gay activity.
Ugly, somewhat fat girls.
Never forget, the Sloan Cosgrove stories are REAL accounts of frat life.
Ugly, somewhat fat girls.
Never forget, the Sloan Cosgrove stories are REAL accounts of frat life.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
frat guy
()
Date: August 28, 2013 04:33PM
The one with the biggest supply of alcohol and date rape drugs.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
high quality education
()
Date: August 28, 2013 05:08PM
frat guy Wrote:
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> The one with the biggest supply of alcohol and
> date rape drugs.
Yeah, drinking and screwing fat sorority girls (and frat boys) is going to serve you really well. Yes, I can see you stocking shelves at Target, being the assistant manager of McDonald's (better learn Spanish) or even working in "sales" for Vector Marketing. If all else fails you could work for a collection agency.
Just make sure you don't get one of those fat bitches pregnant…
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> The one with the biggest supply of alcohol and
> date rape drugs.
Yeah, drinking and screwing fat sorority girls (and frat boys) is going to serve you really well. Yes, I can see you stocking shelves at Target, being the assistant manager of McDonald's (better learn Spanish) or even working in "sales" for Vector Marketing. If all else fails you could work for a collection agency.
Just make sure you don't get one of those fat bitches pregnant…
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
used to be the best
()
Date: October 14, 2013 02:39PM
Back in the '90s there was the informal Fraternity, Phi m Beta. The Redneck Fraternity! Kind of a Buck-Wild goes to college. The "Frat" house was on acreage so members could enjoy the outdoors. Parties often moved outside and transformed into field parties with bonfires and a good dose of the Allmans, Hank, and of course Skynyrd. Excursions often included ATVs, camping, huntin', fishin', and muddin'.
For many this was a great way to break out of the suburban confines and do some down south jukin'.
For many this was a great way to break out of the suburban confines and do some down south jukin'.
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Shake things up
()
Date: October 14, 2013 02:57PM
Shake things up. Pledge a sorority
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
Honest
()
Date: October 16, 2013 12:10AM
None to be really honest
Re: WHICH GMU FRAT IS BEST TO JOIN??
Posted by:
x6LUJ
()
Date: October 16, 2013 03:01AM
Mu Crapah Pi