whos glad school starting tommorow. am gonna be a freshman at mount vernon high school and didnt even read the summer reading book

George p0 Wrote:
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> whos glad school starting tommorow. am gonna be a
> freshman at mount vernon high school and didnt
> even read the summer reading book


George, George, George......what the fuck were you thinking?
Do you seriously want to work at Burger King for the rest of your life!?

I am soo excited! My mom just took me to JCPenney for some back to school clothes. I am all about Fall Fashions.

I hope I kiss a girl and that I don't get picked on by all the bullies.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I am soo excited! My mom just took me to JCPenney
> for some back to school clothes. I am all about
> Fall Fashions.
>
> I hope I kiss a girl and that I don't get picked
> on by all the bullies.


Psst..Harry.

Sally's watching

Summer reading is for dorks.

JUST KEEP EVERYTHING REAL AND NOBODY CAN SAY SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU DO. KEEP IT REAL DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARENT COOL. AND YA'LL WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT

I never read a book for school, not once. Not one single time. Not ever. Best way to turn kids off to reading is to assign them books and then make them write a report on it. If you really want kids to read, just leave some books in a pile somewhere and say, 'hey, there's some books over there'.

Hey kids, who likes CANDY?? YAY!



I'll be hanging out tomorrow in the black van. I've got skittles, M&Ms, and prizes in the back of the van. Come check it out!



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If you are going to Mt Vernon HS, you have aboput a 15 percent chance of being a productive member of society, so do yourself a favor and get a jump on things by working at an Ihop or Dennys and drop out now...

You better read up on your studies boy, otherwise you'll end up with free room and board as an adult, and a roommate named Big Trouba Bubba.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

I always believed that people who could not sit down and read a book-- or went around saying that reading is stupid/boring/whatever --really just could not read very well. They hide their illiteracy behind the complaining and making fun.

LuLu Wrote:
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> I always believed that people who could not sit
> down and read a book-- or went around saying that
> reading is stupid/boring/whatever --really just
> could not read very well. They hide their
> illiteracy behind the complaining and making fun.

the fuck is that supposed to mean? illiterate bitch!

OMGosh guys!~ Guess what!~!?? I'm sitting next to a hot girls in Homeroom right now! I hope one of them asks me to go steady so I can kiss one!

Should I try dropping my pencil to get one to bend over on me?

OMGosh this is exciting... One of his (hot girls) name is Sally!

Signatures are for fags

Try to get into a fight during the first week of school...you'll be 'cool' for the first quarter.

All the buses and soccer moms screw up the traffic even more.

I do miss high school.

(Yes, I'm insane, I know)

Notice no posts today from Bonie....

Wonder how English Lit is going.

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Notice no posts today from Bonie....
>
> Wonder how English Lit is going.





I'm pretty sure he is the one flooding off-topic with the Cary threads.

15 minutes longer to get to work today. Hooray!

More Complete Wrote:
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> 15 minutes longer to get to work today. Hooray!

Yeah. I love and miss August.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> OMGosh guys!~ Guess what!~!?? I'm sitting next to
> a hot girls in Homeroom right now! I hope one of
> them asks me to go steady so I can kiss one!
>
> Should I try dropping my pencil to get one to bend
> over on me?
>
> OMGosh this is exciting... One of his (hot girls)
> name is Sally!


I don’t understand this. My name is Sally. Is this another Sally, Harry?

Now, now. I can assure you that your ticket to success starts with completing your summer reading! Nobody ever made it big in business, sports, the military, or whatever without doing their summer reading.

I know your teachers all did their summer reading, and I bet all the administrators read at least 3 books each during the summer and look at how successful they are. I mean, all the students just respect them all so much and appreciate what they do every day.

Now, as to MVHS, I wonder if Ms. Nardis King has any of that special lotion or elixir left. I bet she has set up a table in the hallway when you first arrive to give out free samples so all the students can improve their sex lives. I mean, she cares so much about all the students in her school that she wants them to have great sex lives too.

I bet she even read a book about sex during the summer. Of course, just so she can be even more inspirational to her students than she was last year.

So, all you youngsters out there, be glad you read your summer reading assignements, it will keep you out of jail, ensure you get a really high paying job, will help contribute to society and then you can help elect President OBama for a 2nd term.

And Harry, I'm sure that after taking some of Ms. King's magic potent there will be girlsl lining up to kiss you. By the way, your last name isn't Balls, is it?

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> I don’t understand this. My name is Sally. Is
> this another Sally, Harry?

No, silly! Surely, Sally, this is simple to see that certainly, Sally, you are the sole Sally for me..

OMG! I LEARNED THAT IN SCHOOL TODAY! I'm BUSHED, Y'ALL!

KK Wrote:
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> By the way, your last name isn't
> Balls, is it?

It means "Balls" in French! Do I know you, stranger?

Signatures are for fags

Harry, you didn't go to Mt Vernon, did you? REason I asked is that some administrator there who is very interested in the sex life of the students say something about "missing harry balls". So maybe that was in reference to you!!!!!!

And sally, maybe you ought to go to Mt Vernon so you too can get some of that exciting elixier!

Luckily, the most stupid will die prom night. This is nature's way of thinning the herd

eesh Wrote:
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> Hey kids, who likes CANDY?? YAY!
>
>
>
> I'll be hanging out tomorrow in the black van.
> I've got skittles, M&Ms, and prizes in the back of
> the van. Come check it out!
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I'm in the white, slightly toasted one across the way. Don't worry, I won't infringe on your spot, but holla if you see me.



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

This was the clusterfuck for school supplies at Staples in Chantilly last night. The line goes all the way to the back of the store. As if the waiting weren't bad enough, we were treated to sloppy overweight moms shouting "this is preposterous!" and "make sure to write your principal!"
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People really fall for that Staples marketing, huh? All we had to do was go to the Giant when my Mom went grocery shopping and I pretty much got what I needed. Maybe for something like a graphing calculator we had to go somewhere else that weekend or something, I don't remember. That was a long time ago. Do kids today have some ridiculous list of crazy supplies you can't just pick up at Walgreen's or something?