SnotAndPhlegm Wrote:
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> Okay so they call and leave a message using an
> automaton that says "you have 1 or more library
> books overdue". When you call back they wont tell
> you what books are overdue unless you have your
> library card number handy (which is about 15
> digits long). You could cite your SSN, Drivers
> License, mothers maiden name, and mortgage
> company, but it wont do you any good in
> authenticating your identity to the librarian due
> to the highly sensitive nature of overdue library
> book records.
>
> Maybe we should all start using the library again
> and ditch Facebook.
Maybe you should get your shit together instead of blaming the library for wanting its book(s) back.
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