I once knew Wilson Carper who had a brother I think on the Board of Supervisors (the other brother owned half of McLean and lived opposite Colvin Grist mill on RT 7). Any way Wilson who was sort ot the black sheep of the family used to brag that he had had sex with more women then hairs on his head, generally by offering a pack of cigarettes with incarcerated women at the jail. Wilson who was generally against smoking used to quote his former grade school teacher who said if the good Lord had wanted for you to smoke he would of put a smoke stack on top of your head. He would tell the story as a rebuttal to a physicians claim that eating black pepper on foods would lead to impotence, which it seems in Wilson's case not to have. I guess back in those days having sex with prisoners was not looked at with a dim view.

Wow! That's the coolest fucking story I ever heard! Can I hear it again?

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> Wow! That's the coolest fucking story I ever
> heard! Can I hear it again?

do you have a point or troll endlessly trying and finally rleieved to find some fault, Having now found one are you now fully satisfied. Would you really be happier pointing out spelling errors?

To be fair, Highlander's provided the most coherent post in this thread. The original post is hard to follow, and I'm not sure what the point of it is.

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Christopher Graham got what he deserves.

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> To be fair, Highlander's provided the most
> coherent post in this thread. The original post
> is hard to follow, and I'm not sure what the point
> of it is.


Keep up, MrM. This is an anti-smoking thread.

I thought it was to clarify that the black pepper/impotence correlation was a falsehood. My reading comprehension is so-so these days.

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I used tto have a roomate that workes as a call girl. One time she was short on rent? So she went to 14 st DC
She had a girlfriend to covwer her. Didt go so well. She was blowing a guy in his car as the girlfriend was busy puting on makeup. They didnt see the cop comming. She was sent to lorton min security.
We used to live of Hose rd right by the buggy man. All the 3 guys that lived with her ended up been onlyu a few miles from the prision. We got to drive her BMW for 3 months. We were like 19 yo. It was the coolest thing back then. If people would have known we were living with a hooker. She told me that husbands would come to visit their wifes and they would have private sex dureing visits. Anybody knows how the heck that worked? Always wonder. Her name was lissa may, born on washington state.
I fugure some of you may pull her whole record for everones amusement.

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> I thought it was to clarify that the black
> pepper/impotence correlation was a falsehood. My
> reading comprehension is so-so these days.

I am sure if you got a job rather than posting on this site all day long, you could learn something new. Maybe you should move out of your parents basement?

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> > I thought it was to clarify that the black
> > pepper/impotence correlation was a falsehood.
> My
> > reading comprehension is so-so these days.
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> I am sure if you got a job rather than posting on
> this site all day long, you could learn something
> new. Maybe you should move out of your parents
> basement?

Uh, I have a job, thanks. Unfortunately, it's hard to live anywhere OTHER than your parents' basement on a janitor's salary.

Or do I live with my sister? I can't keep track of this horseshit.

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I friend of mine worked in the kitchen at a women's prison. He said they would have to cut up the hotdogs on hotdog day because the women were so horny that they would take the hotdogs back to their cells.

I always loved that story. Horny women are the best.

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> He said they would have to cut up
> the hotdogs on hotdog day because the women were
> so horny that they would take the hotdogs back to
> their cells.
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Wilson Carper Wrote:
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> I once knew Wilson Carper who had a brother I
> think on the Board of Supervisors (the other
> brother owned half of McLean and lived opposite
> Colvin Grist mill on RT 7). Any way Wilson who was
> sort ot the black sheep of the family used to brag
> that he had had sex with more women then hairs on
> his head, generally by offering a pack of
> cigarettes with incarcerated women at the jail.
> Wilson who was generally against smoking used to
> quote his former grade school teacher who said if
> the good Lord had wanted for you to smoke he would
> of put a smoke stack on top of your head. He would
> tell the story as a rebuttal to a physicians claim
> that eating black pepper on foods would lead to
> impotence, which it seems in Wilson's case not to
> have. I guess back in those days having sex with
> prisoners was not looked at with a dim view.


Yesssssss!!!! Those were the good old days! Mcdonalds food was highly sought after in the ADC, A Quarter pounder with cheese and a med fry would get you a date every time.
The only guys getting more trim than us Deputies were the guys that worked at the Northern Virginia Training Center on Braddock road.

Man, i can get my horny for over one year. If thats that easy to get them so horny. How can that be done.?
I have a hard on from 5 am to 9 am. Im redy to rape the sturbucks tenage. I could easy fuck anything that is female. Is it posible to go the ADC. And get a legal quicky one?
Like the lorton times?