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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
New to the area, I thought that this site would provide helpful information regarding the community. Instead, I found a countless number of senseless and immature comment strings that made no attempt to answer legitimate concerns of Fairfax residents. I had to scan through post after post of crude comments just to find out that the question was never answered. One resident commented:
"The hair in the food probably came from one of the farting pregnant chicks that got too big to shave her pubes." (Ironically, this was posted by "coolguy")
I thought that this was "a project site designed to improve communication between residents of Fairfax County, VA." And that we were to "feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting." Maybe it's me but I don't really find the comment above interesting nor does it make me want to communicate with any Fairfax residents.
It makes me feel that the residents in this area are being improperly misrepresented. Perhaps we need some sort of moderator on the posts?
New to the area, I thought this site would provide sarcastic and mean-spirited commentary regarding hairy pubes and farting preggos. Instead, I found a countless number of helpful and well-informed suggestions from county residents with open minds and even bigger hearts. One resident commented:
"nigger spic chink wops fuck" (Ironically, this was posted by "Reverend Doctor Wisdom")
I thought this was a forum where county residents could complain about the school board and trade tips about where the best hookers can be found, and that we were free to post incoherent babble to our hearts content. Maybe its me, but it makes me want to move back to wherever the fuck I came from and take one less car out of everyone's daily commute.
It makes me feel that the residents in this area aren't getting enough granny porn. Perhaps we need free blowjobs and glowing puppy noses?
Misrepresented Resident Wrote:
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> New to the area, I thought that this site would
> provide helpful information regarding the
> community. Instead, I found a countless number of
> senseless and immature comment strings that made
> no attempt to answer legitimate concerns of
> Fairfax residents. I had to scan through post
> after post of crude comments just to find out that
> the question was never answered. One resident
> commented:
>
> "The hair in the food probably came from one of
> the farting pregnant chicks that got too big to
> shave her pubes." (Ironically, this was posted by
> "coolguy")
>
> I thought that this was "a project site designed
> to improve communication between residents of
> Fairfax County, VA." And that we were to "feel
> free to post anything Northern Virginia residents
> would find interesting." Maybe it's me but I don't
> really find the comment above interesting nor does
> it make me want to communicate with any Fairfax
> residents.
>
> It makes me feel that the residents in this area
> are being improperly misrepresented. Perhaps we
> need some sort of moderator on the posts?
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/14/2009 12:32AM by Registered Voter.
Welcome to Fairfax County, misrepresented resident.
Now, please reconsider living here.
If this site is too ribald for you, perhaps you should go back from whence you came?
Otherwise, get into the spirit of things. Shed that thick skin, and learn how to have some fun.
----------------------------------------------------------------- The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
mintjewlip Wrote:
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> people said mean things to you. you don't deserve
> this abuse. you have the right to be a victim.
> wanna tlak about
> ita+div{visibility:hidden;position:absolute}
amateur. CSS loser!
As far as the right to be a victim and your offer to talk about it, stop being a predator. We all know you like to prey on insecure people.
Just enjoy your mint juleps and tea and whatever else you believe makes you a southerns or whatever the fuck you call yourself these days.
America isn't about the south. People like you are trying to go back to a time when the south was a patron of King George.
----------------------------------------------------------------- The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Misrepresented Resident Wrote:
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I had to scan through post
> after post of crude comments just to find out that
> the question was never answered. One resident
> commented:
>
> "The hair in the food probably came from one of
> the farting pregnant chicks that got too big to
> shave her pubes." (Ironically, this was posted by
> "coolguy")
>