Went to nice resteraunt. It is in Fairfax City. This is town in Fairfax area. Denny's in Fairfax is nice. Next time I make reservations. Bit busy. This means crowded. Took girlfriend there. We had nice dinner. Dinner is meal after lunch. A bit expensive though. This means lots of money. Spent twenty dollars. Paid with three fives, four ones four quarters.

Had an accident. My depends leaked in booth. This means my buttocks exploded. Dennys waiters were nice. They dress nice. They talk nice. They call my caretaker. He bring new diaper. Dennys staff cleaned booth. They use bottles. Bottles are what holds cleaning agent. Next time make reservations. Everyone should eat here. Dennys is nice. Nice customers. Nice employees.

wtf?

dont fall for it eric 293515012 he is a liar. denny's is not nice at all

Okay, strange, but okay.

Other problem at dennys to. Had to urinate. This means #1. Had issues with crossing the streams. In ghostbusters you learn you are not supposed to cross streams. Dennys sodas to blame. This means sodas cause streams to cross. Where's Ray?

ray's dead you fucking asshole

The freaks come out at night.

You took your girlfriend to Denny's when other places are open? Classy.

Clobbersaurus Wrote:
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> You took your girlfriend to Denny's when other
> places are open? Classy.


Gornadi is classy, if he takes her there. I mean couldnt' he splurge for the Tastee 29 diner or somethin'?

Mr Gornadi Wrote:
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> Other problem at dennys to. Had to urinate. This
> means #1. Had issues with crossing the streams. In
> ghostbusters you learn you are not supposed to
> cross streams. Dennys sodas to blame. This means
> sodas cause streams to cross. Where's Ray?


Holy shit this is funny

a132eddie Wrote:
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> Mr Gornadi Wrote:
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> -----
> > Other problem at dennys to. Had to urinate.
> This
> > means #1. Had issues with crossing the streams.
> In
> > ghostbusters you learn you are not supposed to
> > cross streams. Dennys sodas to blame. This
> means
> > sodas cause streams to cross. Where's Ray?
>
>
> Holy shit this is funny



No its dumb as a box of rocks. How can anyone post such stupidity, or even encourage such nonsense. Its obviously some idiot who's having fun with FU, instead of actually submitting posts that are relevant to our area. Come on people and wake up to what it is, instead of encouraging this moron to post further!

I threw up in the Fairfax Denny's men's room a long time ago.

The Fairfax Denny's is no different than any other Denny's. What were you expecting in the first place? If you don't like Denny's, don't go to Denny's. Right across the street, you have the 29 Diner, Bombay Bistro, Fuddruckers, The restaurant at the Day's Inn, a snack bar in the office buildings on Eaton Place, The Patriot Bar & Grille, an Indian buffet that I can't remember the name of, and Hooters.
If those aren't enough, join the Moose Lodge behind the Day's Inn. If you bitch about the food there, they will send you to the kitchen so you can show them how its done. If you mess your Depends, they will give you all the cleaning supplies you will need to clean it up yourself.

Foodie Wrote:
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> The Fairfax Denny's is no different than any other
> Denny's. What were you expecting in the first
> place? If you don't like Denny's, don't go to
> Denny's. Right across the street, you have the 29
> Diner, Bombay Bistro, Fuddruckers, The restaurant
> at the Day's Inn, a snack bar in the office
> buildings on Eaton Place, The Patriot Bar &
> Grille, an Indian buffet that I can't remember the
> name of, and Hooters.
> If those aren't enough, join the Moose Lodge
> behind the Day's Inn. If you bitch about the food
> there, they will send you to the kitchen so you
> can show them how its done. If you mess your
> Depends, they will give you all the cleaning
> supplies you will need to clean it up yourself.



Foodie,

FYI, it was a positive review on the restaurant, or resteraunt according to the first poster.

Foodie Wrote:
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> an Indian buffet that I can't remember the name of


That would be Minerva. The best Indian buffet in NoVA, IMO.

Vince has the same problems with his depends!

exfairfax Wrote:
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> I threw up in the Fairfax Denny's men's room a
> long time ago.
Its still there , they never clean anything

Denny's is best experienced at 3 AM, all sorts of interesting characters patronize that place at odd hours.

Blessed are the murderous.



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Mr Gornadi Wrote:
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> Other problem at dennys to. Had to urinate. This
> means #1. Had issues with crossing the streams. In
> ghostbusters you learn you are not supposed to
> cross streams. Dennys sodas to blame. This means
> sodas cause streams to cross. Where's Ray?


Holy crap my ribs are killing me

Since when was dennys considered fine cuisine?

What a disgusting person.

I miss the indoor smoking section. I wont patronize that estableshment anymore cuz of the smoking ban.

The BunnyMan Wrote:
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> I miss the indoor smoking section. I wont
> patronize that estableshment anymore cuz of the
> smoking ban.


When did they get rid of that? For awhile they moved the front side smoking section into that back room. What a shame, you can barely smoke anywhere anymore.