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Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Curious ()
Date: October 08, 2008 10:00AM

Does anyone here hang out at either the Bungalow or Lucky' sports theater in the Kingstowne area? I happened to be at both places witin the past month and both times ran into this blonde chick, who looked to be in her mid-40's but was dressed like she was 18. Both times she was all over just about any guy who gave her any attention.

Does anyone know her story? Is she as crazy as she was acting or should I bang her next time? On a related note the red headed waitress at Bungalow was hot!

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 08, 2008 10:36AM

If you want the gift that keeps giving then you should go for it.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 08, 2008 10:47AM

A lot of these cougars are married and are just out for a one night "Sex in the City" romp and some strange. They could careless what guy they pick up.

Ask the redhead waitress what the cougars story is and I'll bet she can give you the details.

And wear a rubber dude!

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: NotSoCurious ()
Date: October 08, 2008 11:13AM

Curious Wrote:
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> Does anyone here hang out at either the Bungalow
> or Lucky' sports theater in the Kingstowne area?
> I happened to be at both places witin the past
> month and both times ran into this blonde chick,
> who looked to be in her mid-40's but was dressed
> like she was 18. Both times she was all over
> just about any guy who gave her any attention.
>
> Does anyone know her story? Is she as crazy as
> she was acting or should I bang her next time? On
> a related note the red headed waitress at Bungalow
> was hot!

Why not ask the lady in question personally instead of blasting your
thoughts on a public message board? If someone reading this
message board were to go to the Bungalow or Lucky and beat you
to the punch, you might regret your hesitation and lack of discretion.
"The early bird gets the worm"

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: October 08, 2008 11:49AM

yes wear a rubber and always look for the Adams apple...in this case surprises are a bad.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: October 08, 2008 12:00PM

if you think she gets around then you should ask her "if I was to flip this coin; what are my chances of getting head?"

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 08, 2008 12:13PM

If you think she gets around, buy her drinks, get her drunk and start talking about sex. You both get laid and you have an excuse, "I was drunk, I can't believe I did that."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/08/2008 12:16PM by Lurker..

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Al Kahalic ()
Date: October 08, 2008 03:20PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> You both get laid and you have an excuse, "I was drunk, I
> can't believe I did that."

I'm not sure if I agree with that logic. Sure, you could justify it to your friends like that, but you would always know that you were desperate enough to get laid to take that approach. As someone who's uttered the above phrase more times than I'm comfortable admitting, I don't advise it.

Now, if she's fuckable and you just want to break a piece off, then go for it. But I generally recommend that people avoid doing things that they know in advance will fill them with shame.

And yes, wear a rubber, especially if she gives it up to you easy.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: allivant ()
Date: October 08, 2008 04:00PM

oh hi that was me. you must've left right before i made out with the redheaded waitress.

vaburbia.com

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 08, 2008 05:10PM

I wasn't talking about a long term relationship. If this cougar is all over anything that moves she is probably not looking for something long term.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Al ()
Date: October 08, 2008 06:54PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> I wasn't talking about a long term relationship.
> If this cougar is all over anything that moves she
> is probably not looking for something long term.

Oh, I know, but I'm thinking past the night and into the next morning, when you wake up sober (or worse, hung over). In my experience, they don't tend to just leave peacefully. Especially if you're halfway decent in the sack.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Blond Cougar ()
Date: October 08, 2008 08:21PM

I just want drinks. And your ugly ass that I flatter, to buy them.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: October 09, 2008 04:55PM

Blond Cougar Wrote:
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> I just want drinks. And your ugly ass that I
> flatter, to buy them.


Sucks that you can only flatter ugly men. Looking for a man with money to get you a face lift + implants?

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: October 13, 2008 12:54PM

If I were single again, I simply wouldn't buy a woman a drink unless I'd talked to her for 10-15 minutes or so -- i.e. I had already established some sort of rapport that wasn't based on her buying a drink and then 'going to the bathroom.'

Am I being an unrealistic dreamer, or is this advice that any 21-year-old man should be given?

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: FucYOO ()
Date: February 15, 2009 08:34PM

Double awesome.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: DAYUM ()
Date: February 15, 2009 08:39PM


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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Capt.Obvious ()
Date: February 22, 2009 05:25AM

Never wear a rubber. hahahaaaaaaaaa fool

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: boredom ()
Date: February 22, 2009 08:29AM

formerhick76 Wrote:
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> If I were single again, I simply wouldn't buy a
> woman a drink unless I'd talked to her for 10-15
> minutes or so -- i.e. I had already established
> some sort of rapport that wasn't based on her
> buying a drink and then 'going to the bathroom.'
>
> Am I being an unrealistic dreamer, or is this
> advice that any 21-year-old man should be given?

wtf dude. You're going to roll up to a woman in a bar and talk for 10 - 15 minutes without buying her a drink? Good luck with that plan.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Date: February 22, 2009 08:44AM

I'm getting an itch in my crotch just reading this shit.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: Captain America ()
Date: April 16, 2009 04:09PM

Wowoxxx why are you asking if you should bang someone out...? It's a free country, and if you like the whorish milf the only permission you need is hers.

What it really sounds like is you want the red head but don't have the cojones to make a move, so your trying to substitute with an easy lay. Booooooooooooooo...

You should see whats up with the redhead.

It sounds like if you were going for the old bird you wouldn't be interested in her story. "Yes hoe, tell me your life story. And let me treat you to breakfast because I'm so nice and lame." Sounds like you just wanted to know if she was easy. If shes up on everybody, she is.

Last words - Its no fun throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Go for what you really want. And don't be worried about missing out, failing, or being judged; the majority of us aren't captain america.

do your thing.

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Re: Blonde Cougar at Lucky and Bungalow in Kingstowne
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: April 16, 2009 04:47PM

boredom Wrote:
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> formerhick76 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If I were single again, I simply wouldn't buy a
> > woman a drink unless I'd talked to her for
> 10-15
> > minutes or so -- i.e. I had already established
> > some sort of rapport that wasn't based on her
> > buying a drink and then 'going to the bathroom.'
>
> >
> > Am I being an unrealistic dreamer, or is this
> > advice that any 21-year-old man should be
> given?
>
> wtf dude. You're going to roll up to a woman in a
> bar and talk for 10 - 15 minutes without buying
> her a drink? Good luck with that plan.

As opposed to paying $5 and hoping she will stick around longer than it takes to finish the drink?

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