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Gay in fairfax
Posted by: I am the only gay in the village ()
Date: July 15, 2013 08:47PM

My buddy's son just came out as gay, or whathaveyou, so i stopped by with a sixer of Mike's hard lemonade, i figured it would be appropriate.

Just wanted to say that it really tasted like shit.

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Re: Gay in fairfax
Posted by: dickshit ()
Date: July 15, 2013 08:50PM

I am the only gay in the village Wrote:
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> My buddy's son just came out as gay, or
> whathaveyou, so i stopped by with a sixer of
> Mike's hard lemonade, i figured it would be
> appropriate.
>
> Just wanted to say that it really tasted like
> shit.


Why were you sucking your buddy's son's dick? Go find some gays or whathaveyous your own age.

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Re: Gay in fairfax
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: July 15, 2013 08:52PM

Seems a Pink Lady would be more appropriate for the occasion.

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Re: Gay in fairfax
Posted by: next time ()
Date: July 15, 2013 08:56PM

If you rinsed his dick off with the Mike's lemonade and it still tasted like shit, it was likely impacted in the urethra. Next time bring a test-tube brush.

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Re: Gay in fairfax
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:08PM

I am the only gay in the village Wrote:
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> My buddy's son just came out as gay, or
> whathaveyou, so i stopped by with a sixer of
> Mike's hard lemonade, i figured it would be
> appropriate.
>
> Just wanted to say that it really tasted like
> shit.

Which, the Mike's or his dick?

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