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Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Bob Ryan ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:24PM

Calling for 100 on Thursday.

For God's sake please remember if you have a kid in the back seat!!

And don't leave bags of gummy worms on your dash. Bad things happen.
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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Ryan's Boobs ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:34PM

Will school be open?

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: UkHHE ()
Date: July 14, 2013 10:10PM

Went to the Kingstowne Wal-Mart the other day. They actually had a sign on the entrance that said something to the effect of "Please check to make sure that you haven't left your kid in the car." lmao

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: woofer ()
Date: July 14, 2013 11:08PM

Where I come from in Portland, Oregon, a lot of stores have signs in the summer that say "DOn't leave your pet in the hot car, Please bring you dog into the store."

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Signs,Signs,everywhere there's ()
Date: July 15, 2013 06:55AM

UkHHE Wrote:
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> Went to the Kingstowne Wal-Mart the other day.
> They actually had a sign on the entrance that said
> something to the effect of "Please check to make
> sure that you haven't left your kid in the car."
> lmao

WalMart shoppers ain't the smartest folks in the county.
Besides dead kids mean lost revenue.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: cool runnings ()
Date: July 15, 2013 07:36AM

I had a new Trane AC system installed a month ago. Record high temps? Bring em on!

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: answers to the questions ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:04AM

Bob Ryan Wrote:
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> And don't leave bags of gummy worms on your dash.
> Bad things happen.

Your post is off-topic because of the pic... even though Kroger is going to buy Harris Teeter, there are currently no Krogers in Fairfax County.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: asdfasdfafsd ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:07AM

answers to the questions Wrote:
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> Your post is off-topic because of the pic... even
> though Kroger is going to buy Harris Teeter, there
> are currently no Krogers in Fairfax County.

No it isn't, its hot in FFX isn't it? Therefore it's fine.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Low Info Voter ()
Date: July 15, 2013 07:39PM

And again I don't know what to do! Please, someone on the local news, tell me how to handle the heat!

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 15, 2013 07:43PM

Wear a wool hat and eat lotsa crackers.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Hugh Jasshole ()
Date: July 15, 2013 07:50PM

Low Info Voter Wrote:
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> And again I don't know what to do! Please,
> someone on the local news, tell me how to handle
> the heat!


Jerk off with a sandpaper glove.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: The Voice of Experience ()
Date: July 15, 2013 08:21PM

Low Info Voter Wrote:
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> And again I don't know what to do! Please,
> someone on the local news, tell me how to handle
> the heat!

Go to Safeway. Buy lots of bread and milk.
Go to Costco. Buy a pallet of toilet paper.
Schools will remain closed.
Power will go out, mostly in Maryland.
Old Town Alexandria will flood.
Reporters will find stupid places to report from.
(Some will try to cook an egg on the sidewalk)
Govt employees may take unscheduled leave
(or just lie about "working from home")
Panic.
Pray.
Niggers in DC will whine. Politicians will make excuses.
Liberals will feel guilt and offer the inner city a new pool.
Muslims will declare jihad. Some raghead kid in an expensive
car will kill himself.
FFXU will go on.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Fox News at 10 ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:33PM

Tune in at 10pm for BREAKING NEWS...they've named the Heatwave, (el Diablo) it has Theme Music ('Heatwave' by Martha and the Vandellas) and Sue Palka will do a remote from the street with REAL SWEAT on her forehead! Oh the HUMANITY!

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: OH Wait... ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:46PM

The return of Twinkees may bump the Heatwave as Breaking News. The world awaits...

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Not Impressed ()
Date: July 15, 2013 09:48PM

Compared to last year's heat wave (and derecho), this summer has been pretty tame so far.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Hot ()
Date: July 15, 2013 11:23PM

Why is this big news anyway? Isn't it always hot here during the summer? I agree with Not Impressed, this summer hasn't even been as bad as the last few.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: Tray von Martin ()
Date: July 16, 2013 02:25PM

UkHHE Wrote:
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> Went to the Kingstowne Wal-Mart the other day.
> They actually had a sign on the entrance that said
> something to the effect of "Please check to make
> sure that you haven't left your kid in the car."
> lmao


They forgot to put it in Spanish, too.

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Re: Heat Wave This Week
Posted by: no really it's hot ()
Date: July 16, 2013 11:33PM

It's a slow news week. But seriously, it f'ing hot! Not sure if it compares to a derecho, but it's HOT!

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