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Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Mike22Va ()
Date: February 23, 2006 03:36PM

http://www.news8.net/news/stories/0206/304900.html

Wow that's a dumb bike riding hoe.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: February 23, 2006 03:42PM

Without the cell phone she'd have been a dead stupid hoe. Died of stupidity.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: m ()
Date: February 23, 2006 05:30PM

Lost in the huge forest of Fairfax because we all know the woods go for miles and mile its a very easy thing to do. I mean a place like Fairfax have very few people and has very little devlopment, just like Alaska. Shes should feel great that she was not killed by the wild wolves that live in Fairfax or bears.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: § ()
Date: February 23, 2006 05:49PM

She probably heard the Bunnyman rustling around in the foilage. -§

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: SomeGuy ()
Date: February 23, 2006 06:37PM

Jesus. I go fishing there all the time. Just walk in any direction.. ANY. and you run into a house/road in less than 30min. This pretty much goes from the bull Run Marina all the way to the dam.

Waste of taxpayer’s money to rescue this idiot.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 23, 2006 08:05PM

she probably just "[couldn't] go on"... aka: she got tired and wanted to be driven home.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: A'rn ()
Date: February 24, 2006 01:56AM

Wow. Anywhere you walk in Fairfax, you've got to be at least 10-20 miles from a road, at MOST. Pathetic.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: February 24, 2006 02:41PM

What would really be funny is the comeback her husband will have whenever they are on a car trip and he doesn't know exactly where he's going and she tells him to stop and ask someone for directions.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: February 24, 2006 03:21PM

sometimes I just sits and shakes my head ... other times I just sits.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: SaMiViMa ()
Date: February 24, 2006 09:16PM

LOL

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Hawaii ()
Date: February 24, 2006 10:57PM

Wow, that's pretty bad. I agree with SomeGuy, it's a waste of taxpayers money; and with Arn, because it IS pathetic.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 25, 2006 04:30AM

pgens Wrote:
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> What would really be funny is the comeback her
> husband will have whenever they are on a car trip
> and he doesn't know exactly where he's going and
> she tells him to stop and ask someone for
> directions.


"stop and ask for directions? no, no... why dont we just call the cops and have them drive us there."


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: DanielJ ()
Date: February 25, 2006 12:02PM

I agree waste of tax payers money!

"Wow. Anywhere you walk in Fairfax, you've got to be at least 10-20 miles from a road, at MOST. Pathetic."

Are you kidding me? mabey 5 miles in any direction at most, and i think thats pushing it.
knowing that most people walk on flat terrain an average of 3 mph, a 2 hr walk in any direction would find a road.

hence the words 'any direction'

My question is, how long was she gone for?

What if i was in fairfax city, got cold, or hot, and called the police to say i was lost. Would they help me?

Problably not, they would arrest me and say i was intoxicated on some kind of crazy drugs. Id wake up in a rehab clinic. but hey atleast id know where i was.

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Gardener ()
Date: January 03, 2014 09:58PM

That's why I use a dumb spade

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Re: Man that's a dumb hoe
Posted by: Grqamps ()
Date: January 04, 2014 09:39AM

I was present at a corn maze last year when a family got lost and had to call the police to come in and find them. The field was around the size of 2 football fields side by side. The woman was a crying screaming mess and the man was just scared shitless. They were found about 30 feet from the parking lot. Whats more they had a map, provided by the owner of the maze.

I would have found it pretty fucking funny had it not been so stupid, these people were compleatly out of their minds with fear. I feel sorry for their 9 year old he was the only one in the bunch that kept a level head. I cant even begin to think what they would do if something bad happned in the area.
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