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How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Mitch ()
Date: September 18, 2008 03:03AM

How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: ICEman ()
Date: September 18, 2008 07:19AM

Are they living in Virginia? Check the profile. Do they have a drivers
license? Green Card? Phony documentation? What language do they speak?
(many are spoken in Canada) If you know such a person I'd suggest you
recommend to them that they return to Canada and apply for LEGAL
immigration. If they wind up in our court system in Prince William
County they could be deported. Just out of curiosity, what makes you
think they're here illegally in the first place?

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: September 18, 2008 09:44AM

I live (and have in fact entered into a binding matrimonial agreement of some sort) with a Canadian citizen and have tried to have her deported back many times. Those bastards just refuse to take anyone back. Good luck to you.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Sgt. Preston ()
Date: September 18, 2008 10:34AM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I live (and have in fact entered into a binding
> matrimonial agreement of some sort) with a
> Canadian citizen and have tried to have her
> deported back many times. Those bastards just
> refuse to take anyone back. Good luck to you.

Too bad RESton. My wife's mother came from Canada. (legally) She was
the most wonderful mother-in-law a man could ask for. She passed away
a few years ago and I miss her dearly. My wife is an exact clone of
her and she's a keeper. BTW, I visited Montreal a few times and My
God! the women there are extremely good looking and friendly too.
If the Canadian gals want to come here I'd say roll out the red carpet!

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 18, 2008 11:28AM

Take off, to the great white north. Take off, YOU HOSER.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: BorrowAndSpendDebptpublicansUnite ()
Date: September 18, 2008 12:22PM

uh....Canada just bailed at the Fed! We're all Canadian now.....land of the free home of the indebted.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 18, 2008 12:41PM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I live (and have in fact entered into a binding
> matrimonial agreement of some sort) with a
> Canadian citizen and have tried to have her
> deported back many times. Those bastards just
> refuse to take anyone back. Good luck to you.


I guess you'll have to find a way to have my US Citizenship revoked... and is that even possible?

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Bernanke ()
Date: September 18, 2008 01:00PM

BorrowAndSpendDebptpublicansUnite Wrote:
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> uh....Canada just bailed at the Fed! We're all
> Canadian now.....land of the free home of the
> indebted.


Vince, your brown nose is showing. "bailed at the Fed" BS.

In fact, they are in concert with us. You should try reading more
than Moveon.org

http://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/press/monetary/20080918a.htm

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 18, 2008 01:07PM

it is cold up there, so it is cruel and unusual punnishment to have them deported.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 18, 2008 01:22PM

Send that Canuck back to PA where she belongs!

:P

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 18, 2008 01:28PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I live (and have in fact entered into a binding
> > matrimonial agreement of some sort) with a
> > Canadian citizen and have tried to have her
> > deported back many times. Those bastards just
> > refuse to take anyone back. Good luck to you.
>
>
> I guess you'll have to find a way to have my US
> Citizenship revoked... and is that even possible?

Revocked is tougher. Do you have any good looking Canuck sisters you can bring down? Some here would like to start working on improving US/Canadian relations.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 18, 2008 03:04PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Send that Canuck back to PA where she belongs!
>
> :P


Why do you hate me so? That is like a death sentence!

;-)

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: tubby ()
Date: September 18, 2008 07:07PM

Why would a Canadian want to be here illegally or otherwise?

Canada is, in most respects, a much better country that the USA.

The weather is about the only thing that I can think of that is better here.


Citizens of first world countries mostly have no desire to live here. What we get are the uneducated poor from shithole countries. Places that are worse than here (at least up until now, the coming meltdown of our economy may change that).

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: Ronald Mexico ()
Date: September 18, 2008 10:13PM

There's a boarding house down the street from that is FULL of illegal Canadians. I hear them at all hours of the night yelling "How's it going, eh?" They park their snowmobiles all over the yard. They all work crap jobs, like assistant hockey coach or town drunk. Plus, they always smell like maple syrup. They're pretty nice, though.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 18, 2008 10:31PM

Ronald Mexico Wrote:<
>>> They all work crap jobs, like assistant hockey coach or town drunk. Plus, they always smell like maple syrup. They're pretty nice, though.


LOL, that was great.

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Re: How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal alien living in this county?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 23, 2008 02:06AM

Mitch Wrote:
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> How do I know if someone is a Canadian illegal
> alien living in this county?


Probably just the fact that they're Canadian. I've never seen one around here.

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