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The Redskins Suck
Date: September 04, 2008 10:12PM

Well, they sucked tonight, didn't they? I mean, in virtually every way they sucked. The only standout tonight was Rock Cartwright. Everybody else sucked. The defense (at least in the first half) sucked. The offense, with the exception of one drive, sucked. Special teams were okay for the most part.

Jim Zorn doesn't know how to manage an offense. He doesn't know how to make adjustments. He doesn't know how to manage the clock. He doesn't know how to teach his QB to "throw to a spot." Jim Zorn sucks. He sucks ass. He bites. He sucks.

And Vinny Cerrato. Did you see his big, Graves' Diseased eyes?
Exophthalmos__Graves_disease_.jpg

They looked like they were going to pop out of his head after the first quarter. What a mess. What a horrid mess.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 04, 2008 10:38PM

Jason Campbell just looked ridiculous tonight. Cooley was open all night and there were many open receivers down field, but he always chooses the drop off. He looked scared and confused and couldn't call an audible if his life depended on it.

Vinny Cerrato is a coked up whore for Dan Snieder who has no business picking players in the NFL.

The time management was downright embarrassing and Jim Zorn has some 'spaining to do. It's almost like they were treating this as another meaningless pre-season game.

WTF?

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: RPisGay ()
Date: September 05, 2008 03:19AM

you guys are surprised because...

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: rudy ()
Date: September 05, 2008 05:07AM

I'm sorry, what were your qualifications again?

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 05, 2008 08:38AM

Campbell thinks that check down has something to do with paying the bill at a restaurant....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/05/2008 08:39AM by 496.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Date: September 05, 2008 11:38AM

Campbell consistently walked into the pass rush. He fixed his eyes on one receiver (usually in the slant) and waited to see if he would get open. Several times in the review you could see guys open in the middle of the zone coverage, but Campbell never looked their way. The only decent drives they had (including the scoring one) was when New York took the pressure off and dropped into a prevent-type defense.

As for the defense, the only reason NY scored field goals instead of touchdowns was because Manning was having an okay night. That pick he threw to Smoot was just stupid on his part. If the Giants had been on their game, they would have crushed the Redskins. Also, how many times did Manning connect with Burris before the defensive coaches realized they needed to double cover the guy?? Carlos Rogers is a sucky DB anyway, and they had him playing underneath the guy in zone. WTF??

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Jay ()
Date: September 05, 2008 04:40PM

Having to listen to DOC Walker during the game on the sidelines is what sucked. Can't stand hearing him say "The Caveman" and "the beasts" Good job 980 for ruining a good broadcast.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: DAG ()
Date: September 05, 2008 05:20PM

Duh...they have always sucked.

They're going to squeeze out 4, maybe 5 wins this year max.

Get used to it.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: IBOOST ()
Date: September 05, 2008 07:11PM

Campbell is gotta go he is not the right QB for this offense he is too slow and it takes him long time to read the defense that's why he is getting sacked so much.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Date: September 05, 2008 08:11PM

I don't know if there is any right QB for Zorn's offense, but Campbell certainly isn't it.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: yea ()
Date: September 07, 2008 01:49AM

football sucks

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: outta here ()
Date: September 08, 2008 12:56AM

Campbell has to go!

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: realistic ()
Date: September 08, 2008 04:40PM

I know they looked bad, but let's not forget that this was the first game of the season, with a new coach against the SuperBowl champions on the road. The Defense holing them to 16 points and shutting them out in the second are both strengths.

I agree they need to improve drastically to salvage the season. but I think that a lot of the talk ruling them dead already is ridicilous. Remember how bad the Giants looked before they beat us week 3 and turned their season around.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 08, 2008 05:29PM

It all started when the skins left RFK....

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 08, 2008 08:24PM

496 Wrote:
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> It all started when the skins left RFK....


I've been pointing that out to people for years. Jack Kent Cooke put a curse on the new stadium when they changed the name to FedEx field. Sneider and his cronies have been pissing ice water all over his grave ever since. I actually loved watching games at RFK.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: shocked ()
Date: September 08, 2008 11:22PM

WHAAAT i love redskins and whoever doesnt agree suck ok i dont like you guys. i v had enough of this. its rediculous. dont speak of the redskins!!

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: September 09, 2008 08:29AM

Pretty safe bet they will be last in the NFC East

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: zorn hater ()
Date: September 27, 2009 04:31PM

zorn you are the worst coach who ever fucking lived.

> Well, they sucked tonight, didn't they? I mean, in
> virtually every way they sucked. The only standout
> tonight was Rock Cartwright. Everybody else
> sucked. The defense (at least in the first half)
> sucked. The offense, with the exception of one
> drive, sucked. Special teams were okay for the
> most part.
>
> Jim Zorn doesn't know how to manage an offense. He
> doesn't know how to make adjustments. He doesn't
> know how to manage the clock. He doesn't know how
> to teach his QB to "throw to a spot." Jim Zorn
> sucks. He sucks ass. He bites. He sucks.
>
> And Vinny Cerrato. Did you see his big, Graves'
> Diseased eyes?
>
>
> They looked like they were going to pop out of his
> head after the first quarter. What a mess. What a
> horrid mess.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: donodono ()
Date: September 27, 2009 06:20PM

Turns out this thread is truly timeless...

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: September 27, 2009 06:52PM

shoulda signed vick or even garcia for that matter.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 27, 2009 06:59PM

TefD187 Wrote:
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> shoulda signed vick or even garcia for that
> matter.


yeah, two more has beens and never was's.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Billy Kilmer ()
Date: September 27, 2009 09:27PM

Who's the staff douchebag I see on TV pacing the sidelines with Zorn chomping on this massive wad of gum. He looks like a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of his mouth.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Date: September 27, 2009 09:30PM

zorn hater Wrote:
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> zorn you are the worst coach who ever fucking
> lived.
>
>

I don't think Zorn is the worst coach who ever fucking lived. I think the Skins have a culture that perpetuates this and it comes from Snyder. It has to. There have been too many coaches with too many levels of expertise who have all ended up in this same place. Dan Snyder is ruining the team. As long as fans put money in his pockets, this won't change.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 27, 2009 11:36PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> zorn hater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > zorn you are the worst coach who ever fucking
> > lived.
> >
> >
>
> I don't think Zorn is the worst coach who ever
> fucking lived. I think the Skins have a culture
> that perpetuates this and it comes from Snyder. It
> has to. There have been too many coaches with too
> many levels of expertise who have all ended up in
> this same place. Dan Snyder is ruining the team.
> As long as fans put money in his pockets, this
> won't change.


Dan Snyder takes a great coach like Gibbs, and puts such a bad atmosphere over the entire franchise that even HE up-and-leaves after only a few years of returning. What does that tell you?

I've always hated Snyder, he's a spoiled bastard who never had any love for the game to begin with. Cooke should've kept the team, I knew the minute he gave it up that we were in for it.

They have a LOT of playing talent, and they have proven such through their ability to manage some really Miraculous finishes throughout the years, but Snyder just ruins it for everyone.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Hog ()
Date: September 28, 2009 12:22AM

The Cowgirls swallow. Thread ended.

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Re: Local NFL team Loses to Detroit!!!
Posted by: Thomas More ()
Date: September 28, 2009 01:00AM

Snider sucks. FedEx Field sucks. As long as Snider's the owner, the local NFL team will suck. But until folks stop going to games, stop buying their jerseys, stop watching on tv, Snider will continue to suck.

They lost to Detroit. Only the worst franchise in the NFL for the last 50 years.

Detroit. Seriously, Detroit. Lowly, pathetic Detroit.

They lost to a team that won 0 games last year. 0-19 Detroit.

Could it get any worse?

Yeah, they could lose to Virginia or Maryland.

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Re: Local NFL team Loses to Detroit!!!
Posted by: Stinkopotamus ()
Date: November 10, 2009 03:47PM

The Washington Redskins are the excrement of the NFL.
I can't even watch them on television because the stench of very pungent feces begins to permeate the tv and waft into my living room, it is that bad.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: yellowskins ()
Date: November 10, 2009 03:57PM

Skins needs new offense of line, they got to stop signing ghetto ass free agency players.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Sweeney Todd ()
Date: November 10, 2009 04:42PM

yellowskins Wrote:
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> Skins needs new offense of line,

You're joking, right? Is this really Lavar?

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: 5sacs ()
Date: November 10, 2009 04:49PM

REDSKINS PLAYING FOR PRIDE BABY
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Re: The Redskins Suck
Date: November 11, 2009 09:52AM

Sweeney Todd Wrote:
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> yellowskins Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Skins needs new offense of line,
>
> You're joking, right? Is this really Lavar?


Shhhh! You might get him talking about making a "goal line stance."

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Year after year after year...... ()
Date: November 11, 2019 05:46PM

Will the misery ever come to an end?

After 160 games, the story remains the same.

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 11, 2019 08:00PM

^^^ No. It will never end. The Redskins will suck in perpetuity unless Snidely sells the team. Haven’t the last 20 years taught you anything?

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Re: The Redskins Suck
Posted by: Mr Snyder ()
Date: November 13, 2019 05:27AM

Year after year after year...... Wrote:
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> Will the misery ever come to an end?
>
> After 160 games, the story remains the same.


The story is - you bend over and I fuck you in the ass! And that story will never change!

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