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Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Fatty McPatty ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:29PM

So I had to go by a preschool to drop a CD. HOLY FAT COWS BATMAN!!!

I take it once a lady has a kid in Fairfax County and gets married she blows up like a blimp!

The funniest thing was all the Mom's sitting around talking about pie and ice cream. Don't these Mom's have any respect for themselves?

Do they just drive a around in a mini-van all day and eat ice cream?

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Hillbilly Harry ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:33PM

It's not just here in Fairfax, sonny.

'Merica, Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: UnfortunateFatty ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:51PM

To answer your question in a single word...YES. Most will compliment their fat look with an edgy, boyishly short haircut.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Lockie ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:53PM

That's why you need to pull a Petreaus. Get yourself a mistress who is hot!
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Sgt Donuts ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:55PM

UnfortunateFatty Wrote:
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> To answer your question in a single word...YES.
> Most will compliment their fat look with an edgy,
> boyishly short haircut.

Hello Mrs. Petreaus
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:55PM

Did someone say fatties?



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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: LMAOZ ()
Date: April 10, 2013 01:58PM

Oh lord puke!

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Rob Duvall ()
Date: April 10, 2013 02:11PM

And this is why the smart man marries an Asian woman.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Kim Yu Sung ()
Date: April 10, 2013 02:15PM

Rob Duvall Wrote:
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> And this is why the smart man marries an Asian
> woman.

Because Asian women don't eat pie?

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Love you Long Time ()
Date: April 10, 2013 02:16PM

www.asianbridesonline.com/

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 10, 2013 02:36PM

Rob Duvall Wrote:
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> And this is why the smart man marries an Asian
> woman.
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: notatall ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:08PM

no not all. Many do gain weight during the child rearing years though.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:38PM

This gorgeous little honey just blessed the world with a bouncing baby boy bambino...

She looks svelte and delicious, I don't care what any of you mouth breathing misogynists say.

Any man who would not do her has probably tried on his sisters panties at least twice.
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: dr google ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:42PM

Lockie Wrote:
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> That's why you need to pull a Petreaus. Get
> yourself a mistress who is hot!

she is far from hot and take a good look at her, she is his twin, perverted guy he is

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: close look ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:45PM

Lockie Wrote:
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> That's why you need to pull a Petreaus. Get
> yourself a mistress who is hot!

dude likes women who look like men,
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:46PM

dr google Wrote:
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> Lockie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's why you need to pull a Petreaus. Get
> > yourself a mistress who is hot!
>
> she is far from hot and take a good look at her,
> she is his twin, perverted guy he is

dr google?
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:51PM

Id rather fuck Hillary Clinton than Snooki. That thing is probably bored out like a manhole (get it manhole......hahaha)

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:06PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Id rather fuck Hillary Clinton than Snooki. That
> thing is probably bored out like a manhole (get it
> manhole......hahaha)
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:10PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
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> > Id rather fuck Hillary Clinton than Snooki.
> That
> > thing is probably bored out like a manhole (get
> it
> > manhole......hahaha)

And she never wants lobster?

Good! I can certainly afford her.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:11PM

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:12PM

Not all of them are, I know several with tight bodies in my area alone.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Sammie Lee Huggs ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:29PM

Burke women love to wear peddle pushers or spandex ... ugh, gross me out. And those sexy crocs. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still pork.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:35PM

You guys are fags or nerds who see all women thru some distorted digital prism.

There are tons of slinky and slender stay at homes who spend their days on treadmills and manicures.

Join a gym and hit it while school is still in. Almost any gym. Not filled, but enough cougarlicious cooch to make it worth the trip.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: I see what u did there ()
Date: April 10, 2013 05:56PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> There are tons of slinky and slender stay at homes
> who spend their days on treadmills and manicures.
>
> Join a gym and hit it while school is still in.
> Almost any gym. Not filled, but enough
> cougarlicious cooch to make it worth the trip.
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2013 06:00PM

I see what u did there Wrote:
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So?
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Repulsive Skank ()
Date: April 10, 2013 07:00PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> This gorgeous little honey just blessed the world
> with a bouncing baby boy bambino...
>
> She looks svelte and delicious, I don't care what
> any of you mouth breathing misogynists say.
>
> Any man who would not do her has probably tried on
> his sisters panties at least twice.

Are you insane?!?

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: I work out! ()
Date: April 10, 2013 07:06PM

Plus I watch what I eat. Staying in good shape takes work. If you love yourself you can do it. Do it for yourself and your spouse will follow.

BTW: We drink fine wine and love sex. It can happen. You just need to do it!

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: busman ()
Date: April 10, 2013 08:19PM

From my vantage point in the school bus, there are many, many hot SAHMs. I drive in an affluent area, so that may have something to do with it. I very seldom see an overweight mom, nevermind a fat slob.

There's this one mom, I swear to God, she is the finest thing I have EVER seen. She could be a super model, hell, maybe she was one once.

It's funny though, I can tell that the other moms HATE her guts, and many of them are very attractive themselves. Also funny is superhot mom's kid is kind of homely, lol.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: DWNicolo ()
Date: April 11, 2013 04:22AM

I'll tell you if you think the woman in this area are fat and ugly in this area, go live down in Norfolk Va. Pound for pound, ounce for ounce the ugliest, fattest women in all of Va. Take my word, lived down there for 15 0ut of 20 years in the Navy. Ugh!

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Bilge pumps ()
Date: April 11, 2013 06:40AM

DWNicolo Wrote:
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> I'll tell you if you think the woman in this area
> are fat and ugly in this area, go live down in
> Norfolk Va. Pound for pound, ounce for ounce the
> ugliest, fattest women in all of Va. Take my word,
> lived down there for 15 0ut of 20 years in the
> Navy. Ugh!

Who would marry some navy asshole? You're lucky these women were available.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Sid Striker ()
Date: April 11, 2013 09:11AM

There's a fine MILF that passes by my house everyday, walking her son home from school. Brunette chick with nice jugs and junk in the trunk. Always wearing spandex or tight jogging outfits. My only complaint is that she needs to take it easy with the tanning beds. Not a big fan of fake-bakes. Otherwise, I'd hit it.

So, no. Not all SAHM are fat.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Right side of tracks ()
Date: April 11, 2013 09:49AM

Just need to be in the right neighborhood. I consulted with home builders for a while. Go to the neighborhoods with $1M homes, and you'd see some eye candy as they gathered around the bus stop when the kids were coming home.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Date: April 11, 2013 11:13AM

There's a direct correlation between education and healthy living.

http://usat.ly/Zbzu74

My neighborhood is full of hot MILFs jogging and chasing around numerous offspring. There's a reason I walk my kids to the bus stop every morning.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 11, 2013 11:18AM

They're all hot in my neighborhood, so I go out for a walk to look at them after their kids are picked up by the bus.
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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Mrs. Brady ()
Date: April 11, 2013 07:43PM

What are you trying to say...that if you stay home to raise your children instead of dumping them in some germ-infested daycare, that you turn into a lazy pig. I'm sure there are an equal number of working mothers who gain weight after bearing children. Maybe you live in an impoverished area where the SAHMs don't care about their health, but the SAHMs in my area are very fit.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: butthead ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:15AM

Mrs. Brady Wrote:
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> What are you trying to say...that if you stay home
> to raise your children instead of dumping them in
> some germ-infested daycare, that you turn into a
> lazy pig. I'm sure there are an equal number of
> working mothers who gain weight after bearing
> children. Maybe you live in an impoverished area
> where the SAHMs don't care about their health, but
> the SAHMs in my area are very fit.


no. most were already lazy pigs way before they started dropping their kids at daycare.

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Re: Are all Stay at Home Mom's in Fairfax County Fatties?
Posted by: Enigma ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:56AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Rob Duvall Wrote:
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> > And this is why the smart man marries an Asian
> > woman.


Except 100% of them (with the exception of Connie Chung) turn into this when they hit 50:
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