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Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Mike22Va ()
Date: January 29, 2006 01:05AM

Man, I just got back fromn there... It's the only Night Club of Virginia. Check it out. $10 cover at the door. Large Dance floor with 4 bars. You'll like it, trust me it's the real deal. So many hot blondes there, I'm going back next Friday. Man nice place, dress code but it's worth it... Another Exclusive from Mike22VA check it
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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Ophthalmologist81 ()
Date: January 29, 2006 01:21AM

I went there, left after 40 minutes.
Some girl ran up to me and made racist comments to my face, and drunkenly ran off before I could even respond.


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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: January 29, 2006 01:30AM

what racist comments did she make?

racist chicks are HOT, nothing like a girl who yells out "nigger" during sex

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: WashingToneLoc-ian ()
Date: January 29, 2006 07:45AM

Ophthalmologist81 Wrote:
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> I went there, left after 40 minutes.
> Some girl ran up to me and made racist comments to
> my face, and drunkenly ran off before I could even
> respond.
>
>


Didn't you see the sign when you walked in?

"No Mad Dogs, Irishmen or Eye Doctors Allowed."


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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: hellchild ()
Date: January 29, 2006 11:12AM

if by "so many hot blondes" you mean that one in the pic with the pink shirt and sweat stains... then yeah. I was mostly underimpressed. more attractive women than most of the other local places but I have a feeling that will change after the "new" wears off. and after that the place will be nothing but a 10 cover and dress code sausage fest.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: WashingToneLoc-ian ()
Date: January 29, 2006 02:55PM

hellchild Wrote:
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> if by "so many hot blondes" you mean that one in
> the pic with the pink shirt and sweat stains...
> then yeah. I was mostly underimpressed. more
> attractive women than most of the other local
> places but I have a feeling that will change after
> the "new" wears off. and after that the place will
> be nothing but a 10 cover and dress code sausage
> fest.


Hellchild has a point. These gals look like their sorority is based out of NoVa Community College. They look like they are from the Office Technology course. They are busy working on their one-year computer certificates so they can better operate the register at Best Buy.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: from the 757 ()
Date: January 29, 2006 05:34PM

Do you mean like a rave-wannabe club, characterized by too many strobe lights and music that changes your heart rate, or a decent place with booths and stuff off the dance floor so you can chill if you don't feel like bumping into guys with 20 dollar gold chains and spray tans?

edit: Oh yeah, and wife beaters under half-buttoned shirts that show off 2/3 of their waxed chests.

edit 2: Speaking of which, have you guys seen this yet?

http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm

I think they may have taken the thing too far, but it's a funny idea.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2006 05:39PM by from the 757.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: January 29, 2006 06:38PM

A yes, that picture has been popping up all over fark. There was even a photoshop contest dedicated to it. No surprise that it is from Jersey. Still scary though.

As for the girls, I'm not impressed.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: January 29, 2006 09:58PM

wtf is leehottie

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: bizkit ()
Date: January 30, 2006 11:51AM


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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Fairfax MF-er ()
Date: January 30, 2006 01:08PM

That girl in the pink with the sweat stains looks like she thinks pretty highly of herself. I bet she smells really bad, like sweat, cheap perfume and cigarettes. Nasty.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: January 30, 2006 01:55PM

As looks go, they're all pretty much average. However, I wouldn't kick any of them out since I'm so far below average.

Isn't it funny how average looking females get such huge egos when they get chased and humped (or attempted to be) by every male in sight?

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: January 30, 2006 03:22PM

PaperPusher Wrote:
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> Isn't it funny how average looking females get
> such huge egos when they get chased and humped (or
> attempted to be) by every male in sight?


Almost as funny as when average looking females get huge egos from working in a 90% male environment such as IT or a technical call center.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: January 30, 2006 03:50PM

True. The added complication there is that they think they're hot AND smart. The humpers are too horny to tell her she's an idiot (if that is the case).

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 30, 2006 04:00PM

Fairfax MF-er Wrote:
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> That girl in the pink with the sweat stains looks
> like she thinks pretty highly of herself. I bet
> she smells really bad, like sweat, cheap perfume
> and cigarettes. Nasty.

She kind of looks like Sara Michelle Gellar.



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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: shitstain ()
Date: January 30, 2006 04:16PM

way to set the bat for other sluts to follow.
You sir, are a loser.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: § ()
Date: January 30, 2006 06:48PM

Potential noted for the girl in the back making an "it's good" field goal gesture, however the jury's still out on her bod since the flock of pidgeons landed in front of her. -§

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: January 30, 2006 07:08PM

the its good girl is the only one with potential, thats because half her body is hidden


edit: why is that guy behind the fieldgoal girl, sniffing that bitches armpit



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2006 08:00PM by MrDoctor.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: sterling blows ()
Date: January 30, 2006 08:27PM

Those broads are ALL cock gobblers

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: BR ()
Date: February 01, 2006 03:44PM

Call me old school, but I prefer "Irish" bars hav no cover and that they actually be bars, not nightclubs. I went to enough nightclubs in college.

I just want to be able to sit down and have a beer or six, rather than have to wait 20 minutes for the bartenders to work through a huge throng of Kevin Federlines ordering Smirnoff Ice.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: § ()
Date: February 01, 2006 04:02PM

I thought it was Zima with a splash of Grenadine. -§

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: wheeze ()
Date: March 18, 2006 07:18PM

AH stank nasty sweat stains. get the fuck out with that!!

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 18, 2006 07:21PM

I have this cousin from ireland... she came to america and promptly got a job as a waitress at Four Courts in Arlington. What a stretch.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: March 18, 2006 09:31PM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I have this cousin from ireland... she came to
> america and promptly got a job as a waitress at
> Four Courts in Arlington. What a stretch.


Is she hot?

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: WashingToneLoc-ian ()
Date: March 19, 2006 10:01AM

wheeze Wrote:
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> AH stank nasty sweat stains. get the fuck out
> with that!!


Ah. If you were drunk enough, you'd be pounding away on that. Her ass probably stinks like sweat, too. You'd pound away at it until you blew your wad. Next morning you would wake up in a haze. The first thing you would think about is how you hit that nasty, stinky ass and you would spend the rest of the morning barfing in the head.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Cm ()
Date: March 21, 2006 06:47PM

I thought Ned Devines was an irish pub? When did they start with the dance floor and cover charge?? And it's not in Sterling, it's in Herndon.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 21, 2006 06:55PM

Ned Devine's is a chain, and there is def. a location in sterling. It says so right on the front page of the site you never bothered to check:

http://www.neddevines.com/

There also used to be a location in Fairfax city, I think that one moved to Sterling.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Cm ()
Date: March 21, 2006 07:10PM

C'mon stid, who has time to look up stuff when blindly correcting others is so much more entertaining...

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: RbF_dark420 ()
Date: March 22, 2006 10:48PM

I had a few friends go there and said it was the place to be lately. Mostly because like stated earlier of that "New" scene. it was taken from the old $3 ghetto movie theater that is suppossed to have like 3x bars inside. But i never went because i refuse pay someone to drink at their bar. ppl should be paying ME to drink there!.

Only the paraniod will Survive...

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: mad max, JD ()
Date: March 23, 2006 12:18AM

Damn right. Unless there's naked chicks dancing or ridiculously good drink specials, cover charges are bogus. Bogus I tell you.

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Mad Max ...
Posted by: Tina3 ()
Date: March 23, 2006 07:01AM

unless you pay to get a women you will have to continue to keep the d__k in your mouth!

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: This Place Is terrible ()
Date: November 18, 2006 02:21PM

Never go here. To begin with, the lines for the bathrooms were incredible, there were only two urinals in the mens room (3 out of order causing a 15 minute wait). There was also 1/2" of water on the floor. Same went for the womens bathroom (30 minute wait instead). If I remember correctly, the bar was requiring a minimum tab. Not sure because I wasn't in the mood to negotiate by then because I had just gotten yelled at by the bouncer for standing inside while I was waiting for a friend. A few minutes later, different staff memeber yelled at my buddy for leaning against the pole (guess you can't do that either). I asked to speak w/ the manager. The bouncers acted like there was no manager, so I asked again and they told me I'd have to leave. They were about to forcibly remove me until I reminded them that they couldn't do anything since I was leaving by choice. After that, my friends went back in to use the restroom, and they were denied use. A staff member then went on to call my friend a crybaby, and moments later, a whore. And threatened to forcibly remove her. Last time we were there, a friend was not allowed in because he didn't have the right shoes (100 dollar pair of white sneakers). The bouncer called them fairy shoes. How incredibly unprofessional.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: 356 ()
Date: November 18, 2006 02:25PM

what did you expect for eastern loudoun county? Its a athering place for white trash.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: ffxn8v ()
Date: November 18, 2006 02:43PM

Looks like Centreville will be getting their own Ned Devines... Opening on the 20th of Nov., I wonder if this is part of revamping the Multiplex shopping center that has gone WAY downhill - surprised Sweetwater is still there, as it is so much nicer than the other holes in the wall down there.




Also, here is Ned Devines after 9pm policy:

Dress Code will be enforced after 9PM! Neat Casual Attire. No athletic wear, including sweats, team jerseys, baggy T-shirts, torn or excessively baggy jeans, sneakers, runners, trainers, and no head gear. Collared shirts are required for gentlemen.



I remember the one "nightclub" over by the post ofc. in Centreville - gladly, it is gone now - Don't get me started on that subject.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: November 18, 2006 03:07PM

"This Place Is terrible " Next time that happens go to a phone and call the fire marshall and tell them there are too many people in there in your opinion. Bars are scared shitless of fire marshalls and ABC agents.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Lasuena ()
Date: November 18, 2006 07:28PM

>[www.neddevines.com]

The only hot one in the bunch is the fifth one from the left with the blue eyes.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 18, 2006 11:24PM

Nah, I still like the Buffy lookalike in pink.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: duh ()
Date: November 19, 2006 01:52AM

Dumb-asses! You go to an Irish pub for the live music, not the babes! Although an AUTHENTIC Irish pub will have them too.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: November 19, 2006 10:40AM

Lasuena Wrote:
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> >
>
> The only hot one in the bunch is the fifth one
> from the left with the blue eyes.


Oh yeah. That big fucking pit stain gets me horny.

You're joking, right?

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 19, 2006 02:25PM

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Oh yeah. That big fucking pit stain gets me
> horny.


you do realize that those arent permanent, right?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: mc ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:41AM

Wierdos have to talk about the stains

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: While Talking About Weirdos ... ()
Date: January 23, 2011 01:09AM

mc Wrote:
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> Wierdos have to talk about the stains

Actually, I think "weirdos" are those who bump threads that are nearly 5 years old. WTF, dude ???

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: abc ()
Date: January 25, 2011 10:45PM

The one to the left of the pink shirt girl reminds me of my wife. Maybe that's why I think she is the hottest.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Juice WRLD ()
Date: October 01, 2018 05:45PM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> what racist comments did she make?
>
> racist chicks are HOT, nothing like a girl who
> yells out "nigger" during sex

So here we are. The first ever mention of this old standard word on the forum.

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Re: Ned Devines In Sterling
Posted by: Ned Devine pussy ()
Date: October 01, 2018 06:25PM

I miss places like this where u can get pussy from one night stands.
Clock tower Irish bar in herndon.
Cue club in Annandale.
Clarendon grill before Trader Joe’s.
This hookah bar across from Wendy’s in Clarendon.
Damn!
Got done good BAE pussy thereone night!

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