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Need date ideas!
Posted by: Jimminy Cracket ()
Date: April 05, 2013 02:28PM

Whats going on in FFX tonight? I need a good idea for a date that doesn't involve sex, a bar, or a restaurant.

Not trolling.....

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 05, 2013 08:41PM

Who the fuck would go out with you for anything else?

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: April 05, 2013 08:47PM

Booze the bitch up at your place and have her blow you off.

(That's not sex, doesn't involve a bar, or a restaurant)

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Obama Purplelips ()
Date: April 05, 2013 08:49PM

Holocaust Museum

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 05, 2013 09:11PM

Denny's

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: parygirl ()
Date: April 05, 2013 10:11PM

Why would anyone go out with you dude?

No sex? Why? Do you have size issues?

No restaurant? Why? Too cheap to pay for a decent meal for two?

No bar? Why? Too cheap to pay for drinks?

I think you should just go to DC and find some faggots to play with.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Nerdcore 4Life ()
Date: April 06, 2013 02:39AM

WTF. I guess you and your date could sit on the couch and watch TV. Maybe just maybe if your like really really lucky you could hold her hand but only for like 30 seconds.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Ben Cartwright ()
Date: April 06, 2013 01:55PM

Son quit being such a tightward faggot. Take your girl out to a nice dinner and have some drinks later at a cool bar. You might even get laid.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: YoBama ()
Date: April 06, 2013 02:12PM

Christian Science Reading Room

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: April 07, 2013 08:45PM

mini golf! woody's on rte 7

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Meadefan ()
Date: April 07, 2013 09:11PM

Is Meade playing tonight? It may be too late if he is playing. I am sure it is sold out.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Woody ()
Date: April 07, 2013 09:18PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> mini golf! woody's on rte 7


Love that place, I fill up a big mug with vodka and OJ and enjoy mini golf. It is a fun place to take a date.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: some dude ()
Date: April 07, 2013 09:18PM

some dude said something about dressing up as vikings and fucking faggots with a dildo... maybe that is more your speed.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Strait outta compton ()
Date: April 07, 2013 09:28PM

This guy needs to stop dancing around like A Kansas City Faggot. Why date if you don't want sex or booze?

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: keith C. ()
Date: April 08, 2013 11:11AM

Have your date place a plastic bag over your head and use a zip tie to secure it to your neck. Then take peanut butter and smear it over your toes.

Please send pictures when you are done.

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Re: Need date ideas!
Posted by: Oh Yeah! ()
Date: April 08, 2013 01:04PM

Jimminy Cracket Wrote:
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> Whats going on in FFX tonight? I need a good idea
> for a date that doesn't involve sex, a bar, or a
> restaurant.
>
> Not trolling.....
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