I was wondering if there is a staple somewhere in fairfax where couples can go to have sex while being watched or swinger clubs or that type of deal. any help is appreciated.

Christ's Church in Herndon holds a gathering the 3rd week of each month. The kids and I will be attending this next one.

Yes there are.

curious Wrote:
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> I was wondering if there is a staple somewhere in
> fairfax where couples can go to have sex while
> being watched or swinger clubs or that type of
> deal. any help is appreciated.

Are you looking for a Staples or a stable?

My slutty wife and I went to Fair Oaks and screwed in the bathroom at Champs

This is the swingers bar that use to be in Fairfax, now it's downtown

http://www.dcstarz.org/

The Firehouse Grill in Fairfax City has a special swingers area on Friday nights......used to be one at the club inside Fair Oaks Holiday Inn before the Marriott bought it.

Go to Clydes in Ashburn. I believe one of the bars is a swingers bar.

vaburbia.com

Does your mother's house count?

Sign of the Whale(back room) Falls Church has always been a good spot on
Friday and Sunday nights.

Is there any places in fair fax virginia so that we can go there get a good ladies and have a sex tonight

Yes, there are!

There are no sex parties, swingers clubs or anything like that in Fairfax or anywhere else for that matter. This is all a fantasy designed by the porn industry to make you think these things exist, when they don't, so you go to their websites and pay money for a lifestyle which never existed in the first place.

knowsitall Wrote:
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> The Firehouse Grill in Fairfax City has a special
> swingers area on Friday nights......used to be one
> at the club inside Fair Oaks Holiday Inn before
> the Marriott bought it.


Confirmed

Check closest seedy hole in the wall bar near any local military base

Urban Legend Wrote:
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> There are no sex parties, swingers clubs or
> anything like that in Fairfax or anywhere else for
> that matter. This is all a fantasy designed by
> the porn industry to make you think these things
> exist, when they don't, so you go to their
> websites and pay money for a lifestyle which never
> existed in the first place.

I'm guessing you are some fat woman who has never been invited. Yes, the groups do exists and happen once a month or so in Fairfax.

Be real.
Consider the people who may throw a swingers party.

They're good looking, rich, and have rich good looking friends.

What makes you think they're looking for a miscreant trolling on a message board for a swingers party?

Oh, I guess there are some poor swingers, people you'd hook up with on Craigs list.

Good luck with those fat, smelly, disease riddled sub humans.

SJYOTI Wrote:WHERE IS THOSE PLACE, WII YOU TELL ME THE ADDRESS SO THAT I MAY GO THERE AND HIRE THE LADIES FOR SEX TO NIGHT

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> The Firehouse Grill in Fairfax City has a special
> swingers area on Friday nights......used to be one
> at the club inside Fair Oaks Holiday Inn before
> the Marriott bought it.

If you are thinking of meeting up with people off of Craig'sList for a swinger party, you would be better off staying at one of those places in the Hostel movies.

Only serial killers - go to Ocean City, MD and find out

There's one off Ivanhoe in Alexandria.

Forget Staples and Office Depots. I've heard cowrokers refer to Office Max as Orgasm Max.

BEH Wrote:
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> Be real.
> Consider the people who may throw a swingers
> party.
>
> They're good looking, rich, and have rich good
> looking friends.
>
> What makes you think they're looking for a
> miscreant trolling on a message board for a
> swingers party?
>
> Oh, I guess there are some poor swingers, people
> you'd hook up with on Craigs list.
>
> Good luck with those fat, smelly, disease riddled
> sub humans.

Actually we have a number of couples in Fairfax county that like to swap. Mostly at our gym.

Anyone remember the swinger parties they used to throw at the bottom of the Best Western on 123? I think the bar was called Taj Bar.

It was a mix of swingers and mason college students.

Taj Wrote:
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> Anyone remember the swinger parties they used to
> throw at the bottom of the Best Western on 123? I
> think the bar was called Taj Bar.
>
> It was a mix of swingers and mason college
> students.

Bullshit. It was full of tourists from Left Nut, Nebraska who didn't know any better.

Okay, here is the deal.
There are actually a few places in the DC metro for swingers. I am the organizer for at least 2 of these parties once a month on the 20th. Cost is $150 for select single men, $50 for couples and free for women. We invite Bi-sexual women as well.
We ask that if you have a bi-husband that they know this is a straight event and please NO gay men, sorry- its just a policy.
We switch from location to location but I make sure that it is in a nice hotel suite with two rooms and usually try to get a security for the door so that everyone knows if we are visited by FFX county PD.
Single men- It is not the size of your penis that gets you in, its how the whole package overall looks. No fatties, uglies, troglodytes, or former football heroes reliving the day that Sallie Sue dropped her panties. We are adults, if at anytime you get out of hand I will have my security guard escort you out…Naked.
I will tell you that I don't invite just anyone and I take pride to keep this information discreet and protect my clients identity.
If you would like me to post my contact information, please put a post on this thread.
This month, we are hosting a party at The Crucible in DC to meet new members.

Kimmy S Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> -----
> > Be real.
> > Consider the people who may throw a swingers
> > party.
> >
> > They're good looking, rich, and have rich good
> > looking friends.
> >
> > What makes you think they're looking for a
> > miscreant trolling on a message board for a
> > swingers party?
> >
> > Oh, I guess there are some poor swingers,
> people
> > you'd hook up with on Craigs list.
> >
> > Good luck with those fat, smelly, disease
> riddled
> > sub humans.
>
> Actually we have a number of couples in Fairfax
> county that like to swap. Mostly at our gym.







Gold's of Merrifirld?

MMM, Maybe X-Sport In merrifield or Fairfax let me know

Ugh......I can't think of anything less appealing than standing around in a hotel room with a bubch of swinging dicks waiting to drop my load in some worn out cum dumpster.

I hope you supply Viagra, because there is no way I could get my junk up and ready for service in that enviroment.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Ugh......I can't think of anything less appealing
> than standing around in a hotel room with a bubch
> of swinging dicks waiting to drop my load in some
> worn out cum dumpster.
>
> I hope you supply Viagra, because there is no way
> I could get my junk up and ready for service in
> that enviroment.

Why reply if not interested? Bored? No one cares if you need viagra to salvage your 'junk". Swingers parties are coed and your first response is swinging dicks.
Kinda kinky,Stabitha.

Swingerslife Wrote:
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>> Single men- It is not the size of your penis that
> gets you in, its how the whole package overall
> looks. No fatties, uglies, troglodytes, or former
> football heroes reliving the day that Sallie Sue
> dropped her panties. We are adults, if at anytime
> you get out of hand I will have my security guard
> escort you out…Naked.

Basically you better like George Clooney or Tom Cruise to get in. The women always have their pick of hot guys and get whatever they want at these parties.

No, You don't have to be Clooney or Cruise, you just have to have some confidence, which judging by your response, you have none.
The key to getting women lies in your confidence and how you carry yourself and if you have some cash to spend on luxury items, that helps too.
Don't be such a loser.

Swingerslife Wrote:
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> No, You don't have to be Clooney or Cruise, you
> just have to have some confidence, which judging
> by your response, you have none.
> The key to getting women lies in your confidence
> and how you carry yourself and if you have some
> cash to spend on luxury items, that helps too.
> Don't be such a loser.


Says the loser posting in yet another bullshit swingers thread. lmao

Swingerslife Wrote:
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> No, You don't have to be Clooney or Cruise, you
> just have to have some confidence, which judging
> by your response, you have none.
> The key to getting women lies in your confidence
> and how you carry yourself and if you *****have some
> cash to spend on luxury items*****, that helps too.
> Don't be such a loser.

So it's a bunch of hookers?

Nick's Corner Bar and Grill in Ashburn.
They have live music Friday and Saturday nights too.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Swingerslife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, You don't have to be Clooney or Cruise, you
> > just have to have some confidence, which
> judging
> > by your response, you have none.
> > The key to getting women lies in your
> confidence
> > and how you carry yourself and if you *****have
> some
> > cash to spend on luxury items*****, that helps
> too.
> > Don't be such a loser.
>
> So it's a bunch of hookers?

Did you squander you parents life insurance on hookers,stabby.
Hookers lined and sunk you?

Jerking to Penthouse letters Wrote:
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> Swingerslife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, You don't have to be Clooney or Cruise, you
> > just have to have some confidence, which
> judging
> > by your response, you have none.
> > The key to getting women lies in your
> confidence
> > and how you carry yourself and if you have some
> > cash to spend on luxury items, that helps too.
> > Don't be such a loser.
>
>
> Says the loser posting in yet another bullshit
> swingers thread. lmao

I think it goes with out saying that a guy with a couple millions of dollars might be able to get into a swingers sex party. Hell, he probably walking out with half the women too.

dude do any of y'all have viagra ? i wanna try it!

I gots Viagra

I gots a working dick and don't need Viagra.

Sasquatch going to a sex party

If I wanted my cutback, I would have wiped it off your mothers chins

Lamb Center says it all

Why bother with swinger parties, just find a bisexual chick and mess with her girlfriends.

Why not come out of the close than pretend to be a swinger?

Is there anyway I could contact you about these events? Do you have any others comming up

I went to one of these parties once with my girlfriend. Aside from a few overpriced escorts who already had dates, the rest of the crowd were 45 year old + couples who all looked like Merle Haggard.

Not even worth the drive over there.

Xsports in fairfax

If you're willing to travel to PW county

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/38/1500477.html

Hi my name is Shawn.

I'm a 27 year old fit professional, single male in the Fairfax area.

I saw your posting and I'm interested in applying for the group.

I'm 6'2, 218lbs very athletic, I also compete in men's physique competitions with the NPC (National Physique Committee).

Please email me and we can start a conversation. Very much interested in the lifestyle!

Thank you,


Shawn

http://cruciblelifestyle.com/main.aspx

The crucible in DC. Its also a bdsm type thing too.

If you go to the black rose meetings you get a discount admission to the Crucible. If not you have to pay an annual membership fee and their are rules to be able to play that are strictly enforced.

There are a bunch of swinger parties in the area. They don't advertise, so it's not for me to reveal their locations. These are people who enjoy sex and it would be cruel and pointless to let the less mature ridicule or try to bring them down. These are people who have found the like minded to celebrate their sexuality. They aren't looking for people who are in great shape, just an open mind. And the costs aren't nearly as outrageous as stated on this thread.
They really aren't hard to find.

i'm from dc or a foreigner from alex. and am the chief of the panel of the authority overviewing sex parties

there is a new tax on people who organize sex parties due to the burden they place on alex. having to oversee them

violators will be arrested for tax evasion

(see prev wtop news)

Shawn Wrote:
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> Hi my name is Shawn.
>
> I'm a 27 year old fit professional, single male in
> the Fairfax area.
>
> I saw your posting and I'm interested in applying
> for the group.
>
> I'm 6'2, 218lbs very athletic, I also compete in
> men's physique competitions with the NPC (National
> Physique Committee).
>
> Please email me and we can start a conversation.
> Very much interested in the lifestyle!
>
> Thank you,
>
>
> Shawn


Hi Shawn,

I'm an overweight, pimply, older man with a mean disposition and intolerance of anyone who doesn't agree with me 100%. I like doing anal, especially on the receiving end. Do you?

I don't want to give my real name yet, there's a lot of haters on this site. But people around here know me as Gerrymanderer2. Just shot me a PM and we can take it from there.

XOXO

Gerry

Mclean Bible Church is filled with swingers. Just go to a service and they'll find you.

If you are a dominant black man over 6 feet tall, come see us at Victory Lakes. We meet on Saturday afternoons near the swimming pool.