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If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: MommaMessedYouUp ()
Date: March 14, 2013 12:50PM

Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as a loser? I feel sorry for you people.

Obviously you have had a questionable upbringing with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you like working in warehouses making minimum wage your whole life and then coming home and throwing on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to the local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all you can afford then more power to you. In that case, perhaps you should thank your mom.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: thumbsup ()
Date: March 14, 2013 12:53PM

Is it to early for post of the year nominations?

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: TheHankMan ()
Date: March 14, 2013 12:56PM

Fairfax is 405 square MILES. There's a lot of different people around here. With that said is it really surprising there's people like this? I see folks buying beer and lottery tickets at 9am at my local 7-11.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: allivant ()
Date: March 14, 2013 12:57PM

first off, i'm not a biker. from a 2011 article - "Today's median Harley Davidson owner is a white male about 47 years old, with an income of around $90,000, according to company demographics."

MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
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> Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as a
> loser? I feel sorry for you people.
>
> Obviously you have had a questionable upbringing
> with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> your whole life and then coming home and throwing
> on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to the
> local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all you
> can afford then more power to you. In that case,
> perhaps you should thank your mom.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 14, 2013 01:14PM

MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
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> Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as a
> loser? I feel sorry for you people.
>
> Obviously you have had a questionable upbringing
> with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> your whole life and then coming home and throwing
> on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to the
> local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all you
> can afford then more power to you. In that case,
> perhaps you should thank your mom.

Hear hear. Though on the bright side, these "rider" slobs are good for a laugh if nothing else.

The only issue I have with your post is that you could remove "in fairfax county" from the subject line and it would be just as accurate. Now, if you only included that to try and make it on-topic, then we're good. :-)

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: AMF rider ()
Date: March 14, 2013 01:44PM

You guys are fags. True freedom is riding, when the fucker starts. see you fucks next Wednesday.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: toyota driver ()
Date: March 15, 2013 09:26AM

MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
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> Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as a
> loser? I feel sorry for you people.
>
> Obviously you have had a questionable upbringing
> with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> your whole life and then coming home and throwing
> on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to the
> local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all you
> can afford then more power to you. In that case,
> perhaps you should thank your mom.

Hey the world needs wharehouse guys too! But I never understood why people feel the need to ride a bike or buy a fancy car for that matter. There are so many better things to spend money on. I truly believe that those people are trying to compensate for something they were missing from their childhood.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: AMF 4Life ()
Date: March 15, 2013 09:44AM

toyota driver Wrote:
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> MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as
> a
> > loser? I feel sorry for you people.
> >
> > Obviously you have had a questionable
> upbringing
> > with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> > like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> > your whole life and then coming home and
> throwing
> > on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to
> the
> > local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all
> you
> > can afford then more power to you. In that
> case,
> > perhaps you should thank your mom.
>
> Hey the world needs wharehouse guys too! But I
> never understood why people feel the need to ride
> a bike or buy a fancy car for that matter. There
> are so many better things to spend money on. I
> truly believe that those people are trying to
> compensate for something they were missing from
> their childhood.


You gay bro?

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:35AM

allivant Wrote:
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> first off, i'm not a biker. from a 2011 article -
> "Today's median Harley Davidson owner is a white
> male about 47 years old, with an income of around
> $90,000, according to company demographics."

Don't forget that the demographic also includes "mid life crisis attention whore", especially with loud pipes.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: real life 101 ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:45AM

I can tolerate the bikers before I can stomach the pretentious snobs in their BMWs and Mercedes. At least the bikers are real and not phony assholes.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:50AM

Are we talking about ninja bikers or hog riders?

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: real life 101 ()
Date: March 15, 2013 10:58AM

true, totally diff groups, I was talking about hogs

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Lance ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:17AM

The guys in spandex def went wrong somewhere.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: simple living ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:22AM

Not everyone wants to be tied down to a life as an indentured servant to expensive cars and homes. There are those that are quite happy going to a warehouse to work putting in their time and going home. Instead of being tied to a cell phone on nights and weekends because the boss has a few more questions.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Iron Warriors ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:29AM

You forgot going to the bar on Wednesday night and swilling bud lite.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: wnc 4 life ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:32AM

better than paying fifteen bucks for a glass of wine. keeping it real.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Tight Shorts ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:37AM

I'm in a biker gang
Attachments:
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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Iron horse ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:43AM

MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
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> Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as a
> loser? I feel sorry for you people.
>
> Obviously you have had a questionable upbringing
> with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> your whole life and then coming home and throwing
> on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to the
> local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all you
> can afford then more power to you. In that case,
> perhaps you should thank your mom.


Meet me at kilroys and say that shit.... Fuck Face.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: MommaMessedYouUp ()
Date: March 15, 2013 11:46AM

Iron horse Wrote:
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> MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why would anyone purposely choose to turn out as
> a
> > loser? I feel sorry for you people.
> >
> > Obviously you have had a questionable
> upbringing
> > with no direction or guidance. But hey - if you
> > like working in warehouses making minimum wage
> > your whole life and then coming home and
> throwing
> > on that jean jacket of yours and riding off to
> the
> > local shithole for a $2 beer because thats all
> you
> > can afford then more power to you. In that
> case,
> > perhaps you should thank your mom.
>
>
> Meet me at kilroys and say that shit.... Fuck
> Face.


Ok. How will I know which dumbass you are?

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 15, 2013 01:56PM

MommaMessedYouUp Wrote:
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> Ok. How will I know which dumbass you are?

Look for the loser who is fat, hairy, stinky, and greasy.

Oh, wait. That won't work. Never mind. :-)

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: LMAOZ ()
Date: March 15, 2013 02:01PM

I have to agree. Who wants to look like a grimey biker with a bunch of guys acting like high school drama queens tough guys.

And who wants to be with a bunch of herpes STD biker chicks. God some of those biker chicks are just scary shit.

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Re: If you're a biker in fairfax county your parents obviously went wrong somewhere
Posted by: MLK republican ()
Date: March 15, 2013 03:15PM

I know a guy who is 61 living at home with mom, and cried enough about being beaten at the ADC by deputies that she bought him a harley. I think that was sweet of her and hey if his mom favors him over her other kids who are all doing ok on their own, he'll get millions when she passes on.

The op sounds a little jealous. Bikers are freedom loving people and generally are very considerate live and let live types.

I'm not interested in trusting others on the road with so little protection in this area. But lookout when my work in fairfax county is done off into the sunset on my dresser I will go.

I do agree that some of the biker women look a little rough but definitely not all of them. Some are extremely hot and will put it on you in a way you'll never forget. Good googamooga. I really have to repent after I've been with one of them-golly..day.

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