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Any hot Persian guys here?
Date: March 10, 2013 12:52PM

I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool around with.

Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: hur dur ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:56PM

Persian/Iranian here. I want you to beg for it, slut.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Persianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:57PM

I'll "not without my daugther" you.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:59PM

Not gonna beg for it, yet.... >;P

Really, wanna get together?

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Hur dur ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:02PM

I refuse to fuck white women, only black (Queens) and latina girls for me. Sorry.

I hope you're trolling though, cause you'd have to be an idiot to try to hook uop online.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:06PM

Oh come on, you gotta try new things :)

Whats wrong with hooking up online if its just merely for hooking up? Plus, I rather not go around looking for guys, especially Persian guys since there arent that many of them over here. Too lazy :(

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: eprep ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:15PM

There are no Persian guys with big schlongs

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:17PM

My experience with them says otherwise, trust me ;O

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: failure ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:20PM

Jessica cumdumpster Wrote:
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> I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian
> or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool
> around with.
>
> Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P
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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Lora ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:21PM

There used to be this fucking gorgeous Persian guy working at friends kebab near tysons. Haven't seen him in a while. You can also meet loads of Iranian guys at hookah places, specially friends kabob.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: oops ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:22PM

Jessica cumdumpster Wrote:
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> I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian
> or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool
> around with.
>
> Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P
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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: notre lame ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:24PM

Jessica cumdumpster Wrote:
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> I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian
> or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool
> around with.
>
> Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P
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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: catfisher ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:25PM

Lora Wrote:
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> There used to be this fucking gorgeous Persian guy
> working at friends kebab near tysons. Haven't seen
> him in a while. You can also meet loads of Iranian
> guys at hookah places, specially friends kabob.



You are a guy who works at friends kabob.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:27PM

I'm not a catfish or a fake. Why would I just be looking for Persian and mideastern guys if I was? Plus, I don't want a relationship, just a one night stand kind of thing.

I'm really attracted to Persian guys and its really hard to find any of them where I'm living right now.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:31PM

Pics or gtfo!

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Mustafa Alarazz ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:36PM

Jessica Wrote:
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> I'm not a catfish or a fake. Why would I just be
> looking for Persian and mideastern guys if I was?
> Plus, I don't want a relationship, just a one
> night stand kind of thing.
>
> I'm really attracted to Persian guys and its
> really hard to find any of them where I'm living
> right now.


Hi bebe,


I am Mustafa I half what you want large uncircumsized penis I give you good camel fucking you must cut your hair to look like little boy if you want me to fuck you in the ass only

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:42PM

Jessica Wrote:
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> I'm not a catfish or a fake. Why would I just be
> looking for Persian and mideastern guys if I was?
> Plus, I don't want a relationship, just a one
> night stand kind of thing.
>
> I'm really attracted to Persian guys and its
> really hard to find any of them where I'm living
> right now.


Even though i'm sure this is a troll thread, Amani exchange in tysons is perpetually stuffed to the brim with 20-30 y/o Persians(armenians?). They come in and try on a few things, decide they don't want to purchase anything, and leave wearing the same faux Armani they came in with. Every time.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:48PM

Which amani exchange?

Don't like armenian guys btw, only Persians.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Mustafa Alarazz ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:53PM

Jessica Wrote:
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> Which amani exchange?
>
> Don't like armenian guys btw, only Persians.


Jessyca I meet you at tysons meet me outside i am in dulles flyer taxi you show me your crotching camel and I my hooded cobra

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Suave ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:56PM

How about an Italian/Romanian? I got a big schlong and i dont smell like goats.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:59PM

I meet the criteria you're looking for but I'm 30 now and I've already banged enough white sluts to last a lifetime. Appreciate the fact that you have excellent taste though. I would look for an Afghan though, Iranians can be gay, Arabs are mostly gay and Paki's are disgusting and repulsive.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:59PM

^^^^ Dude, if youre gonna try to impersonate an Iranian, then atleast get the name right. Iranians/Persians don't have names like mustafa nor alarazz (Wtf?) LOL. Neither do they drive taxis. They are usually richer and more well off than white people.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:01PM

Afkoonilion, most afghan guys are like 4 ft tall. LOL

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:02PM

Afghans tend to also be child molesting bache bazi loving homosexuals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNUxq8rI6lM

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:04PM

LoL, Afghans are 4 ft tall, Tehran looks like the wizard of oz midget town. 6'1 myself. The lady said she's looking for a man. We know who the men are here. That's not up for debate.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:04PM

Ehhh, I've met afghan guys, they are infact very short and look like indians and pakistanis, not intrested honey.

That video was extremely disturbing btw :/

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianguy ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:06PM

I've never met an afghan above 4'9, LOL. They are shorter than the illegal hispanics walking around. They also get their arses handed to em by skinny pakis. HAHAHAHA XD

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Mustafa Alarazz ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:07PM

Iranianrapist Wrote:
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> ^^^^ Dude, if youre gonna try to impersonate an
> Iranian, then atleast get the name right.
> Iranians/Persians don't have names like mustafa
> nor alarazz (Wtf?) LOL. Neither do they drive
> taxis. They are usually richer and more well off
> than white people.



My family escaped in shipping crate full of Persian rugs from Iran for being part of the attempted coup of Iatellya Abigfatlie we now not only own Haddeed Carpet but we own the dulles flyer contract as well as udvay space center parking everyone in family works in company but since i am illegitimate son and half camel i drive cab

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:08PM

You probably met Pakistani's impersonating Afghans. That's a very common phenomena. We don't look like Paki's sweet cheeks. You haven't met me and my crew that's for sure. White whores like you used to be a pass time.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:10PM

Who would wanna impersonate an afkooni dude? Get your head out your ass. Not even afghans wanna be associated with afkoons.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: xWTeX ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:11PM

Mustafa Alarazz Wrote:
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> Jessica Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm not a catfish or a fake. Why would I just
> be
> > looking for Persian and mideastern guys if I
> was?
> > Plus, I don't want a relationship, just a one
> > night stand kind of thing.
> >
> > I'm really attracted to Persian guys and its
> > really hard to find any of them where I'm
> living
> > right now.
>
>
> Hi bebe,
>
>
> I am Mustafa I half what you want large
> uncircumsized penis I give you good camel fucking
> you must cut your hair to look like little boy if
> you want me to fuck you in the ass only


rofl... haha.
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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Jessica ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:11PM

Guys, please don't turn my thread into a flame war ;(....

Btw, what does afkooni mean?

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:11PM

I can't wait until we bomb the fuck out of these Iranian fucks.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:14PM

Listen Jessica, if you're not fat and you're not ugly and you're not some backwoods dumb bitch. Then I know some good looking young buck Afghans that will rock your world baby. Or else you're gonna end up with some loser faggot.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:14PM

yr on fairfax underground asking ppl not to flame?

might as well as for water not to be wet, hun LoLz



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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:15PM

JU mad afkooni?

Seems like the americans alread bombed the living shit out your cuntry. HARDY HAR HAR!

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:18PM

Senate Resolution 65 from 2 days ago. Iran Back Door War resolution. It's commin, all your little faggot loud mouths Iranians need is a good 24 hour period of relentless shock and awe. That'll put you in your place.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: camel fuckers ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:21PM

AfghanLion Wrote:
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> Iran Back
> Door War


Sounds like something those Persians would really like to "get behind" of!

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranianrapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:22PM

Yea, Yea. I'm sure they're gonna bomb my house right here in reston.

Iran and the u.s aren't gonna go to war. It's all just talks.

They've been threatning Iran for the past 12 years. Haven't done shit, aren't gonna do shit, nigguh!

If the u.s went to war with Iran, it would win of cource, but it's economy would be shattered and crumble and the casualties would be too much for the american public to handle withouth whining and crying.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:26PM

Once the U.S. only has 10,000 troops remaining in Afghanistan and soft targets are solidified not a single American will be at risk.

Resolution 65 Back Door War with Iran resolution states that the United States shall be bound into war with Iran in the event of conflict with Israel.

Bibi Netanyahu decides when the U.S. obliterates the great Persian state.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Iranian rapist ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:32PM

The u.s will go to war with other nations for israel only if it can afford it. It can't afford a war with Iran even if israels existance depended on it.

Btw, john kerry's son in law is Iranian. He aint gonna push for war when an Iranian man owns his daugthers pussay, fool.

Btw, 30% of afkoonistan is ethnically Persian, so suck muh balls, pathan homo.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Niggerfaggot ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:34PM

Wow, this thread esclated quickly.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLion ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:34PM

Keep talkin like your some hot shit with your dumbass theocratic state. You Iranians can go fuck yourselves. I hope the U.S. fucks you up. LoL

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Persian Cat ()
Date: March 10, 2013 03:11PM

More than willing to give you what you want but you must wear burka. How about it?

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Achmed ()
Date: March 11, 2013 07:51PM

Silence....I'm flirting
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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Nev ()
Date: March 11, 2013 11:48PM

hA search of "rosemov99@aol.com" on facebook turns up the profile for "Saman Mo" a South Lakes High School student. Way to go Saman!

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: fuckwad0009 ()
Date: March 11, 2013 11:58PM

Only white men are dateable. Coloreds are gross and Jews are the devil.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: AfghanLover ()
Date: March 12, 2013 12:31AM

Jews are the devil, this is true. Afghans and Iranians are light skinned Aryans though. They're white men dumbass. Both countries are named after the name Aryan. That's what Iran means, Aryan. Afghanistan was named Ariana half a century ago before they changed it.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: fuckwad0009 ()
Date: March 12, 2013 01:37AM

AfghanLover Wrote:
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> Jews are the devil, this is true. Afghans and
> Iranians are light skinned Aryans though. They're
> white men dumbass. Both countries are named after
> the name Aryan. That's what Iran means, Aryan.
> Afghanistan was named Ariana half a century ago
> before they changed it.

14/88. sand niggers are not white u retard. I wish Hitler would have won. ugh ;(

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 12, 2013 02:28AM

Nev Wrote:
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> hA search of "rosemov99@aol.com" on facebook turns
> up the profile for "Saman Mo" a South Lakes High
> School student. Way to go Saman!




It goes further than that....


http://www.myspace.com/59115396


https://www.facebook.com/samanIran



The name is "Saman Movaffaghi"


MOVAFFAGHI ","SAHBA "," ","020"," 1605","BECONTREE #3D ","LN","RESTON ","VA","04/04/2006","DOMESTIC ASSAULT

Also uses the screen name "SamanM5", which has a lot of posts on Persian messageboards.



Here are some pics from the ancient Myspace account...


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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: self esteem issues ()
Date: March 12, 2013 12:38PM

Jessica cumdumpster Wrote:
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> I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian
> or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool
> around with.
>
> Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P



I guess Sahba is regretting signing in as "Jessica Cumdumpster!" lolol

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: SandNigger ()
Date: March 12, 2013 01:11PM

Jessica cumdumpster Wrote:
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> I'm 22, white and horny. Looking for a hot Persian
> or middle eastern guy with a big schlung to fool
> around with.
>
> Contact me if you live in herndon lovlies ;P


Hot Persian guys?? Isn't that an oxymoron??

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: Puddin Taint ()
Date: March 12, 2013 01:16PM

> MOVAFFAGHI ","SAHBA "," ","020"," 1605","BECONTREE #3D ","LN","RESTON ","VA","04/04/2006","DOMESTIC ASSAULT

Jessica/Sabha should be looking for one of her Cedar Ridge Section 8 beaner neighbors with a big chalupa.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 12, 2013 01:19PM

Iranianrapist Wrote:
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> ^^^^ Dude, if youre gonna try to impersonate an
> Iranian, then atleast get the name right.
> Iranians/Persians don't have names like mustafa
> nor alarazz (Wtf?) LOL. Neither do they drive
> taxis. They are usually richer and more well off
> than white people.


Yo, can someone help me understand something here....

I see a lot of Persian guys and gals often pretending to have money or flaunting gaudy tasteless stuff (i.e. armani exchange and such).

I also noticed that the stuff they are obsessed with is generally European in origin... cars, clothes, handbags.

Why is this? Is it some kind of inferiority complex or secret desire to be European/white?

And don't get me wrong, I have lots of (well some) Persian friends that aren't like this... but still I've always wondered about this. Can someone please clear it up.

 

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 12, 2013 01:21PM

P.S. Jessica, you should hit me up.... I ain't Persian, but you sound like my kinda lady!!!

 

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: ParsVDO ()
Date: March 13, 2013 12:11AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Iranianrapist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^ Dude, if youre gonna try to impersonate an
> > Iranian, then atleast get the name right.
> > Iranians/Persians don't have names like mustafa
> > nor alarazz (Wtf?) LOL. Neither do they drive
> > taxis. They are usually richer and more well
> off
> > than white people.
>
>
> Yo, can someone help me understand something
> here....
>
> I see a lot of Persian guys and gals often
> pretending to have money or flaunting gaudy
> tasteless stuff (i.e. armani exchange and such).
>
> I also noticed that the stuff they are obsessed
> with is generally European in origin... cars,
> clothes, handbags.
>
> Why is this? Is it some kind of inferiority
> complex or secret desire to be European/white?
>
> And don't get me wrong, I have lots of (well some)
> Persian friends that aren't like this... but still
> I've always wondered about this. Can someone
> please clear it up.

I’m Persian, and a good portion of Persian-Americans are very materialistic. The best luxury cars, fashionable clothes and top handbags all come from Europe. Pretty simple, really. You just find this intriguing because you see Persians as these foreign peoples who, unlike some other foreign types (like East Asians, who have Lexus/souped up Toyotas) don’t have anything of any style that is uniquely from Iran…except for our badass Persian rugs, of course.

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 13, 2013 12:46AM

Ever heard of a Persian Palace? It is a special type of McMansion out in southern California.


Basically when all the wealthy Iranians fled their country after the revolution/coup, they came to America, built homes out of proportion for their lot size, and used a mix of American and Middle Eastern styles for the architecture.



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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Posted by: miss khan ()
Date: August 08, 2014 06:17PM

What's with dirty cheap white sluts chasing up Muslim brothers honestly these sluts you f**** then expect a virgin muslima sister in the end comeon , Jessica your a dirty where , Iranian men prefer. ARMENIAN. Afghan. Or other Iranian. Women

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Re: Any hot Persian guys here?
Date: August 08, 2014 06:23PM

Jessica before you drop dead of your hpv civical cancer don'tpass it to Muslim men because. They will. Pass. It on to our women. So Jessica die beforeof your uterus cancer before u give it to innocent. Muslim women

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