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Stores out of TP
Posted by: Gatta go ()
Date: March 05, 2013 02:06PM

I've heard that stores are closing early because they are out of toilet paper, milk and humus. Is that true? Anyone know of a store still open? I'm afraid to venture out with all of the abandoned cars littering the road.

Please advise.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Lame ()
Date: March 05, 2013 02:08PM

Attempt at trolling/starting up a thread

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: manager ()
Date: March 05, 2013 02:41PM

Wegmans has tons. What u talking about?

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: March 05, 2013 02:46PM

You can get some awesome toilet paper here
http://www.obamatoiletpaper.com/

I have some! It's great!


Gatta go Wrote:
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> I've heard that stores are closing early because
> they are out of toilet paper, milk and humus. Is
> that true? Anyone know of a store still open? I'm
> afraid to venture out with all of the abandoned
> cars littering the road.
>
> Please advise.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: mr whipple ()
Date: March 05, 2013 03:33PM

It is because FCPS bought everything.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Col Klink ()
Date: March 05, 2013 06:04PM

It is pandemonium out there.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: PANIC!!!!! ()
Date: March 05, 2013 06:45PM

Toilet paper and vodka are all goen. I can't seem to find GAS anywhere - all the stations have sold out pumps. I got a bloody nose fighting for the last snow shovel at Walmart and I lost...so now I'm totally screwed. HELP MEEEEE!!!!

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Not Good ()
Date: March 05, 2013 07:50PM

The situation is rapidly deteriorating out there. Blinding conditions. There is no more bread or milk on the store shelves. My flashlight just ran out of batteries, now I can't see cause the pwer is out.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: darwinawardforbeingunprepared ()
Date: March 05, 2013 08:24PM

There there, gatta go, don't fret. Wipe with your left hand. Just remember to eat with your right or you'll experience some of nature's secret sauce.

Where are you, west by gawd virginia? no snow here yet.

tell us so we can learn... what prevents you from buying an economy pack of tp every other time you go shopping? 'cuz as everyone knows there's no such thing as blizzards, tornadoes and hurricanes. No point in buying ahead of time something you use every day.

Ditto for batteries. Don't deprive yourself of joining the 9,000 dumbasses flocking to Walmart. For the Stupid Family convention.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Not Good ()
Date: March 05, 2013 08:32PM

No time to talk. This storm is heading your way - watch out!!!

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: ex-Lester ()
Date: March 05, 2013 08:40PM

I was at stores and they're out of lettuce. If I were you, I'd try to hold it in for a couple of days.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Mr. Serious ()
Date: March 05, 2013 08:57PM

In this thread: Idiots and trolls.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Diehard Lib ()
Date: March 06, 2013 05:19AM

I never prepare for anything. Personal responsibility is for suckers/Republicans. I expect the govt to take care of everything. That's why I voted for Obama, Kaine, Connolly, and Bulova. So the other suckers can work while I live on the dole.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 06, 2013 05:45AM

Do people usually shit and piss more when it snows or something? I've never understood the buying extra toilet paper for storms.

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: TIA ()
Date: March 06, 2013 05:47AM

I'm in the process of preparing for the storm. Does anyone no where I can get a generator, snow shovel, snow tires, "canned goods", flashlights - in a real jiffy?

Thx so much!

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 06, 2013 05:52AM

Haha! No, you're fucked, LOL! :')

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: duhhh ()
Date: March 06, 2013 05:54AM

lizzie Wrote:
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> Do people usually shit and piss more when it snows
> or something? I've never understood the buying
> extra toilet paper for storms.


Well, yes they do grasshopper. It's the sheer terror, panic, helplessness of being snowed in that leads them to lose their bowels quite frequently.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Amazon. Com ()
Date: March 06, 2013 06:40AM

Sells toilet paper and if you join the prime service they will ship it within two days free. Wake up people it's 2013.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: pooper ()
Date: March 06, 2013 06:42AM

You people are a bunch of dumbasses. Everyone knows that an increase in poop chute activity is directly related to the changes in barometric pressure that comes with a major snow event. Duh!!! It is called fucking science. Get a clue morons.

That plus people are really stupid and think snow equals being trapped.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Ahhhhhh!! ()
Date: March 06, 2013 07:23AM

I'mmmmm traaappped and poooping alllll ovvveeerrr theee placceeee!!!

And I've fallen and I can't get up!

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: ffx liberals ()
Date: March 06, 2013 07:37AM

I called the government to have them deliver more TP to me but no one answered the phone. I thought obama promised me the government would take care of all my needs. He better hurry I had chili last night.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: your good ()
Date: March 06, 2013 07:42AM

ffx liberals Wrote:
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> I called the government to have them deliver more
> TP to me but no one answered the phone. I thought
> obama promised me the government would take care
> of all my needs. He better hurry I had chili last
> night.

I hear if you voted foe Obama he'll have tp airlifted to you along with one of those Obama phones - peace.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: typical dem ()
Date: March 06, 2013 07:43AM

I voted for him twice last year so I expect at least two phones and a section 8 luxury condo.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: oh noooo ()
Date: March 06, 2013 10:01AM

It is the end of times.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: Julio Cesar Chavez ()
Date: March 06, 2013 10:13AM

Mexicans typically get the instant urge to poop when they see head of lettuce or cabbage. Keep stored out of sight to discouage impromptu expulsions.

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Re: Stores out of TP
Posted by: kbwub ()
Date: December 03, 2016 02:10PM

Gatta go Wrote:
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> I've heard that stores are closing early because
> they are out of toilet paper, milk and humus. Is
> that true? Anyone know of a store still open? I'm
> afraid to venture out with all of the abandoned
> cars littering the road.
>
> Please advise.

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