You can get some awesome toilet paper here
http://www.obamatoiletpaper.com/
I have some! It's great!
Gatta go Wrote:
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> I've heard that stores are closing early because
> they are out of toilet paper, milk and humus. Is
> that true? Anyone know of a store still open? I'm
> afraid to venture out with all of the abandoned
> cars littering the road.
>
> Please advise.