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Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: letsSettleThisOnceAndForAll ()
Date: February 27, 2013 08:51PM

Who wins the biggest douchebag contest?

My vote goes to JB.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: nobrainer ()
Date: February 27, 2013 08:55PM

JB

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: It's a lock ()
Date: February 27, 2013 09:01PM

Who is JB? are you talking about cake?

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: wellduh ()
Date: February 27, 2013 09:48PM

It's a lock Wrote:
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> Who is JB? are you talking about cake?


JB = Lurch = Jason Bishop

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: the both suck at radio ()
Date: February 27, 2013 09:55PM

both are equal douches

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: February 27, 2013 10:14PM

CHAD DUKES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Is It Even Close?!? ()
Date: February 28, 2013 12:41AM

Case closed..... close thread....
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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Winner Winner ()
Date: February 28, 2013 02:18AM

Is It Even Close?!? Wrote:
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> Case closed..... close thread....


^ Winner winner

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Dukies ()
Date: February 28, 2013 06:40AM

Andrew Ryan Wrote:
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> CHAD DUKES!
>
> YES!
>
> YES!
>
> YES!


#HAGL

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: mason alum ()
Date: February 28, 2013 06:49AM

Don't make fun of the world's most famous GMU grad.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: most famous ()
Date: February 28, 2013 06:52AM

mason alum Wrote:
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> Don't make fun of the world's most famous GMU
> grad.


I think Karl Rove would dispute that.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: which bitch is which ()
Date: February 28, 2013 06:52AM

JB and Lurch are the same guy? I'll never be able to tell which junkie is which on the radio. I'd watch their show, but I've seen the commercial, and so that's not going to happen.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Luke Bartek (Burke, VA) ()
Date: February 28, 2013 11:47AM

Chadwick Sisson never graduated from GMU...he left when they got rid of CHIK-FIL-A

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Luke Bartek (Burke, VA) ()
Date: February 28, 2013 11:47AM

Chad is the biggest DB on the air.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: damn ()
Date: February 28, 2013 11:53AM

Look at that photo..That's a 30 some odd year old man...WTF? I thought I had problems.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: drew2000 ()
Date: February 28, 2013 12:26PM

Sandals and jeans, nice look...

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Dukeman. ()
Date: February 28, 2013 12:29PM

drew2000 Wrote:
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> Sandals and jeans, nice look...


Great look for a promo pic

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Hard Truth ()
Date: February 28, 2013 12:50PM

fucking over weight, hat on backwards, shaggy beard and wearing sandals and is around 35 years old into wrestling.

Just fucking sad.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: The Fan ()
Date: February 28, 2013 01:00PM

Hard Truth Wrote:
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> fucking over weight, hat on backwards, shaggy
> beard and wearing sandals and is around 35 years
> old into wrestling.
>
> Just fucking sad.


This is our afternoon drive talent, please give him a listen, won't you?

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Mongo the Lloyd ()
Date: February 28, 2013 01:11PM

The Fan Wrote:
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> Hard Truth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fucking over weight, hat on backwards, shaggy
> > beard and wearing sandals and is around 35
> years
> > old into wrestling.
> >
> > Just fucking sad.
>
>
> This is our afternoon drive talent, please give
> him a listen, won't you?

No...I won't.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: nahhh ()
Date: March 02, 2013 01:07PM

Lurch is f'in hilarious. That other guy I wouldn't waste my time listening to but the Junkies are funny as shit. I don't know how anyone could hate on the junkies. Maybe a little jealousy going on here cuz they probably have one of the most fun jobs out there and they are rich. But the King of Ashburn is cool yall.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Free Breakfast ()
Date: March 02, 2013 01:36PM

Dukes is a self absorbed super hypocritical asshole.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: March 02, 2013 04:35PM

I try to listen because I want to have local talent on the area radio. I remember the days of Harden and Weaver, Felix Grant, the Joy boys. I don't want to hear about our teams on a syndicated show. But these local guys just stink nowdays. The Junkies can't wait for the other guy to finish a sentence. It's all over speaking each other.
Chad Dukes is even worse. He makes fun of callers. He spews crap, then when he's proven wrong, he denies making that point. You can tell there is no chemistry between him and Lavar. They both have a phony laugh when you know Lavar would like to punch his lights out. I really try to support local talent but luckily When I tune in it's usually during one of the 20 minute commercial break, which it's really all about.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Bisquick ()
Date: March 03, 2013 10:45AM

Lurch mails it in half the time, and puts in zero effort. That being said, Dukes is worse. He sits there and watches Lavarr stumble over his words for 8mins at a time, making no sense and contradicting himself, and then when he finally finishes his "thought" Dukes gives a "Good point Var". Its sad. For both of them. Worst radio show I think Ive ever heard. And with dickheads like Holden Kushner on the radio, thats saying something.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: bruce the hugger ()
Date: March 03, 2013 10:49AM

They are both struggling and hurting.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: 106.7 The Shit ()
Date: March 03, 2013 06:24PM

The whole station should be shitcanned. Just replay decade old Opie and Anthony shows or Howard Stern. It would be infinitely more entertaining than hearing Lavar struggle to speak.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: getrealdude ()
Date: March 03, 2013 08:04PM

nahhh Wrote:
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> Lurch is f'in hilarious. That other guy I
> wouldn't waste my time listening to but the
> Junkies are funny as shit. I don't know how
> anyone could hate on the junkies. Maybe a little
> jealousy going on here cuz they probably have one
> of the most fun jobs out there and they are rich.
> But the King of Ashburn is cool yall.


You're an idiot. Only super-dense frat guy wannabes like the Junkies. It's beyond low brow.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: good contract? ()
Date: March 03, 2013 08:33PM

It just blows my mind that both of these guys get paid good money for the shit product they deliver.
I Guess the numbers must work, how? it's beyond my thought process.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: March 04, 2013 10:50AM

Hard Truth Wrote:
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> and is around 35 years
> old into wrestling.

Everything else aside, this is the one thing I cannot get past.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Mongo the Lloyd ()
Date: March 04, 2013 11:25AM

More Complete Wrote:
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> Hard Truth Wrote:
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> > and is around 35 years
> > old into wrestling.
>
> Everything else aside, this is the one thing I
> cannot get past.

It's not so much the "being 35 and into wrestling" that gets me...If someone wants to watch that, have at it.... but the disturbing part about it, when it comes to Dukes, is his need to try and act the part of a wrestler out. The belts, the stable names for his group of degenerates, the incessant twitter posts about wrestling all go beyond being just a fan of wrestling and into some sociopathic territory.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: March 04, 2013 12:08PM

mason alum Wrote:
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> Don't make fun of the world's most famous GMU
> grad.


You have to actually graduate to be a grad

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: March 04, 2013 12:19PM

Mongo the Lloyd Wrote:
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> It's not so much the "being 35 and into wrestling"
> that gets me...If someone wants to watch that,
> have at it.... but the disturbing part about it,
> when it comes to Dukes, is his need to try and act
> the part of a wrestler out. The belts, the stable
> names for his group of degenerates, the incessant
> twitter posts about wrestling all go beyond being
> just a fan of wrestling and into some sociopathic
> territory.

Yeah. He tweeted about watching wrestling during the middle of a Redskins game. His job is to cover the skins and he's watching wrestling? Tells me all I need to know.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: myvoteisforlurch ()
Date: March 04, 2013 12:34PM

I'm surprised CD appears to be the heavily favored in this competition. I would have thought JB would have won by a landslide.

JB's holier than thou, know it all, sense of entitlement attitude is what kills me about that douchebag. Why on gods green earth does he think he is so cool and so smart???

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: WestOx ()
Date: March 04, 2013 12:38PM

Chad Dukes is pretty arrogant but JB seems a lot cooler. dude made a Film with a nice camera. Seems like someone you'd WANT to share some beers with rather than punch in the face. Chad is clearly just living off and fawning over Lavar. JP on the other hand from the junkies is CLEARLY the Biggest WJFK Dbag.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Dukes Gut ()
Date: March 04, 2013 05:40PM

Dukes is a turd. He sucked every Junkies nut he could and was so annoying trying to be a radio file. Granted that was his passion, he now has a show and is a fucking turd. He hates his followers and big times regular dudes, he's a fucktard.

As for JB, at least he is honest. He flat out tells you he's a dick and does not care about the listener. So the biggest F tard is dukes by far, Keep sucking Lavars nuts fatboy.

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Re: Battle of the Douchebags! Chad Dukes vs. Jason Bishop
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 04, 2013 05:54PM

I think the self-proclaimed "King of Ashburn" is douchier. Anyone that gives themselves a nickname sucks.

That said, I would still have drinks and shoot the shit with both of them but end up calling them hur-ting rickies.

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