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DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Dr. Venkman ()
Date: February 23, 2013 10:45PM

Holy hell! Where Route 50 meets Old Ox has become the epicenter of road sign pollution. THe DC Metro Church of Fairfax has posted hundreds....yes, hundreds of illegal road signs in a half mile stretch of Old Ox in front of the Fairfax Towne Centre shopping area.

I have never seen such insane sign posting before! Anyone else notice it?

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: beebee ()
Date: February 23, 2013 10:56PM

You can report the sin to Fairfax County:

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/dpz/faqs/signsfaq.htm

Those fuckers will be fined $100 per sign if the city gets out there to remove them before the church folk do.

It would be awesome to hear that one of our local money-grubbing mega churches get hit with a $10,000+ bill from the county government!

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: SDR ()
Date: February 24, 2013 08:43AM

I saw them. You ain't kidding about the sign abuse. That's gonna cause an accident! Not only are they all over the shoulder and median strip but they are place every 3 feet along the exit ramp, distracting you from seeing the merging traffic.

I've never called to complain about stuff like this before but I just did. Just learned VDOT has someone manning the phones 24/7 and they take this stuff seriously.

Who do I call to complain about a sign in the state rights-of-way?
Call the Virginia Department of Transportation at 703-383-8368, TTY 711. The Commonwealth Transportation Commissioner is responsible for enforcing the provisions of Va. Code Ann. ยง 33.1-373, which prohibits the placing of advertisements in the state rights-of-way.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Quickonaut ()
Date: February 24, 2013 08:51AM

I think OP meant W Ox Rd but I saw it too. Assholes like this need to be taught a lesson. I've never seen such abuse of illegal road signs.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: T ()
Date: February 24, 2013 10:13AM

Right next to the police substation? I wonder what they have to say?

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: ^^^666^^^ ()
Date: February 24, 2013 08:56PM

I saw them this morning....lol Asshole church.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: February 25, 2013 07:13AM

T Wrote:
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> Right next to the police substation? I wonder what
> they have to say?


apparently, nothing - since the shit is still there :(

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Who ()
Date: February 25, 2013 12:44PM

What is that church like?

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: good times ()
Date: February 25, 2013 01:03PM

Only thing worse than the signs are a group of people whose symbol is a guy nailed to two pieces of wood

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: February 25, 2013 07:50PM

@good - nah. what's worse is some asshat gonna generalize an ENTIRE group of ppl :(
@Who - I bet it's messy LoLz

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: February 25, 2013 07:54PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @good - nah. what's worse is some asshat gonna
> generalize an ENTIRE group of ppl :(
> @Who - I bet it's messy LoLz


LoLZ.. Fuck Face..

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: February 25, 2013 08:01PM

dude, you are soooooooooo going to have to stand in line LoLz

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: slow learner ()
Date: February 25, 2013 08:05PM

^^^^ Take a hint.

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You guys REALLY need to fill this out and send it to your congressman so something can be done! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha h a
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: February 25, 2013 08:09PM

@slow - yes, yes.............we know....................we aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll know.
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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: <><><> ()
Date: March 01, 2013 10:35AM

Signs were gone by Monday. I'm not sure if the church received enough negative feedback and removed them or if VDOT did it. I kinda hope VDOT did it and sent an invoice to the shitty mega church.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: SDR ()
Date: March 02, 2013 03:19PM

Scumbag church has a bazillion signs out again. Fuck the neighborhood as long as they get to plaster their signage everywhere. Assholes.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Olo ()
Date: March 02, 2013 03:40PM

This area has a real problem with sign pollution. I wish our local government had the manpower to effectively enforce the law - remove the illegal signs promptly and fine the offenders.

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Gordon Blvd tips the hat to Pat Herrity - cause yeah, he has actaully bitched about this before.............
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 02, 2013 05:29PM


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Re: Gordon Blvd tips the hat to Pat Herrity - cause yeah, he has actaully bitched about this before.............
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 02, 2013 05:34PM

and yes, he really has

http://centreville.patch.com/articles/campaign-signs-pat-herrity-fairfax-county#photo-8383412

and yeah, rememeber last year?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/take-a-look-around-political-signs-have-vanished-from-fairfax-county-roads-and-medians/2012/10/01/4495b7e0-0b6c-11e2-bd1a-b868e65d57eb_blog.html

I remember going into Arlington late October and was FLOORED by the difference between the two counties - we still looked normal whereas Arlington looked like an Eastern European marketplace (like it doesnt normally, Gordo LoLz) with all the signs around.

Anywho, I rip on the guy alot, but I'm gonna give him props on this one cause he did get this sh*t done, and last year's election cycle proved it to me

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: chupa ()
Date: March 02, 2013 06:42PM

Ha ha! Their Facebook page is getting slammed by people complaining about the signs.

Hey FFXU, you know what to do LOL

https://www.facebook.com/dcmetrochurch

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 02, 2013 08:08PM

spamming a church website.............................way to be classy ;)

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: who is who ()
Date: March 02, 2013 08:12PM

Having problems with too many road signs? Call friskydingo, he can help you out!

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 02, 2013 09:47PM

wanna see some real estate guy get all butthurt about the County going after the signs he fucking up the neighborhood with, but not be man enough to admit WHY he's all butthurt about it?

http://burke.patch.com/articles/fairfax-county-to-police-illegal-signs-fine-offenders#comments

you cant make this stuff up, people - ROFLMAO



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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 04, 2013 09:37PM

The naive and idealistic side of me wishes the crime wouldn't be committed in the first place.

It isn't free, nor is it as cheap as email spam. It must be effective if they keep doing it. Who responds to these ads? STOP IT!

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: spammy mcspamster ()
Date: March 05, 2013 11:38AM

didn't see any fb posts about their obnoxious road signs. i did report their page under "Other" for spam, because i could. jerks.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: JBro ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:37PM

The funniest part of this whole thing is that there are a bunch of adults whining like little kids about signs. Instead of doing something productive, you go online and complain. Good job fellas. You showed them. You obviously must be bored, alone and have absolutely nothing better to do with your time than bad mouth a church who is involved in the Fairfax community. Before you criticize the church and their beliefs, how about you do your research and see what they have done for the community and most of all how much love they have for the community. Yes, even YOU who have no respect for the church and God, the church still loves you. So, if the signs stand out to you so much, take the hint and go to church.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Doctor of Theology ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:46PM

This church is affiliated with the Harvest Bible Chapel, founded by convicted sodomite, James Craig Summers of Burke.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Fair Lakes Resident ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:59PM

I did do something. Back in February, Two of my neighbors and I pulled about 40 of their obnoxious signs out of my neighborhood and tossed them into an apartment complex dumpster.

Fucking asshole church.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Ooootooo ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:01PM

So, if the signs stand out to you so much, take the hint and go to church.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dafuq? The signs stood out because they were a traffic hazard and showed that the church didn't give a flying fuck about the community. All they cared about was promoting their services and getting more brainwashed, insecure idiots to join.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: TeeJay ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:11PM

When a church becomes so large that is has multiple locations and TV broadcasts, it no longer serves the purpose of what a church is supposed to be - a group of like-minded citizens that find comfort in GOd with each other.

Rather, a mega-church like DC Metro is much like a city with great diversity and complex relationships. There is a lack of cohesiveness and unionism. It is nothing more than a profit-earning business.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Jesus loves you ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:40AM

We would love to have you all join us this Sunday at DC Metro Church. It would be our honor to have you. God bless you all and we are praying for you. We love you!

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Nope! ()
Date: August 11, 2013 06:48AM

Doctor of Theology Wrote:
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> This church is affiliated with the Harvest Bible
> Chapel, founded by convicted sodomite, James Craig
> Summers of Burke.

This church is NOT affiliated with Harvest Bible Chapel....great try though

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Stabitha. ()
Date: August 11, 2013 06:59AM

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 06:43PM

Nothing wrong with road signs.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: DC Metro Chucrch of Satan ()
Date: August 12, 2013 07:01PM

Nothing wrong with VDOT road signs. Signs that are installed illegally because a business doesn't want to pay for legitimate and costly advertisign is another thing.
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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Jack Richardson ()
Date: November 03, 2013 11:41PM

I have to say that cheap cardboard road signs are a real turn-off for me.

From a marketing standpoint, if a bunch of cardboard signs p!ss-off a bunch of young neo-pagan non-church going hipsters who live in their parents basements, no one really cares.

But I am a fundamentalist, and new to the area, and I was looking for a church. But if I see its name plastered on a bunch of cheap cardboard signs, I figure that its a new start-up church that is desperate and has bad judgement, and I probably won't even visit. And from a marketing point of view - that's really counter-productive for them.

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Re: Gordon Blvd tips the hat to Pat Herrity - cause yeah, he has actaully bitched about this before.............
Posted by: Ghage ()
Date: May 24, 2015 09:02AM

That is because Arlington is a communist state!

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: DjWpn ()
Date: May 25, 2015 07:54PM


fairfax county used to deny requests for road safety signs and or installation of traffic lights

UNTIL a few people had died at the place in question



fuck you and your expections about USA paying for you fucking foreigners. you did NOT buy in.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Nvh3t ()
Date: May 25, 2015 07:56PM

this is a good time to remember jesus never taught: "lie to entrap setup prostitutes then rape them both for money and ruin their legal records"

infact i remember quite a different candor about the story

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax has gone off the deep end with road signs
Posted by: Religious Nuts ()
Date: May 25, 2015 07:58PM

What kind of NUT goes to a church based on a sign?

Answer, the likes of "church planter" and Boosterthon founder, Chris Carneal. He probably has signs for the "First Church of Booster" in some Atlanta suburb.

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Re: DC Metro Church of Fairfax cares about you.
Posted by: TheTruthOffendsSome ()
Date: May 26, 2015 12:56PM

Their location in Old Town was forced to remove a sign on the back of the building facing metro rail. Some people on metro are offended by a organization promoting truth and complained ... turns out they took it down b/c the city has made recent rules, that such signs are not permitted. At least they complied with the ordinance.

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