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Gerry Connolly Has Hired Me To Read To Your Children
Posted by: Gerry's Kids ()
Date: January 09, 2013 08:03PM

I have been hired by Gerry (at a very good starting salary with benefits) to read to local middle school children about important topics that might be of interest. I will be starting early next week and my first piece of literature will be The Turner Diaries by William Luther Pierce. Anybody who wishes to join in is more than welcome to.

I'll start off the lecture by speaking very slowly and telling the FCPS students what a book is as well as the intended purpose of reading. I will of course be reading in English, so only about half of the students will have a basic idea of the words coming out of my mouth.

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Re: Gerry Connolly Has Hired Me To Read To Your Children
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: January 09, 2013 08:09PM

LOL! Will the Weasel also send in his stache of Twinkies that we all know he is hoarding.

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Re: Gerry Connolly Has Hired Me To Read To Your Children
Posted by: Gerry's Kids ()
Date: January 09, 2013 08:11PM

He also has a solid collection of assorted flavors of Hostess fruit pies.

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