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The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: just look me in my eyes ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:28PM

who is the most redneck dirtbag looking fairfax street crimes officer? i would say officer wyatt is a less than $100,000 making a year lookin scumbag who still has to buy ramen for dinner because he's probably a jack daniel/budweiser drinking retard. kudos amen.

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:31PM

So what were you arrested for?

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: just look me in my eyes ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:33PM

eesh- 10 a key.... looking at some state time

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:55PM

Lets ponder an alternative scenerio.

You were either a smarter criminal or were home behaving yourself.

You would have never encountered Officer Wyatt and been exposed
to his redneckness or his noodle and whisky breath.

Instead of posting your whine of regret, you'd have better things to do , and would not be anticipating jail time.

So really, Redneck or not, are your problems down to the cop, or the guy who smiles at you every morning in the mirror?

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: I Know That Feel ()
Date: December 06, 2012 01:04PM

just look me in my eyes Wrote:
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> eesh- 10 a key.... looking at some state time

That sucks, dude. Don't let those swine keep you down.

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: December 06, 2012 02:19PM

just look me in my eyes Wrote:
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> eesh- 10 a key.... looking at some state time

For the rest of us, what does that mean?

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: Poss. w/ Intent to Distribute ()
Date: December 06, 2012 02:30PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> just look me in my eyes Wrote:
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> > eesh- 10 a key.... looking at some state time
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> For the rest of us, what does that mean?

"Ten thousand a kilogram"

Intent to distribute.

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: HA ()
Date: December 06, 2012 06:57PM

Officer Wyattt NAILED DAT ASS!!!!! Better start snitching dipshit. Else start getting ready for group showers and having the boys run the lightning train on your ass.

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: just look me in my eyes ()
Date: December 06, 2012 08:05PM

When the shit went down he was wearing a jack Daniel tie dye shirt somewhat baggy jeans boots and a camo hat. He was actually drinking a whiskey and ginger ale in a soda bottle and had a bag of weed on him. Taking my talents to trial figgadeal me

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: ooooh my oooh my ()
Date: December 07, 2012 12:19AM

so what it looking like? life in prison... get the fuck over it i hate niggas crying about doing a 5-10 year bid.... life goes on .

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: wyatt pissing in the back of uni ()
Date: December 07, 2012 01:09PM

I have seen Wyatt and Massey two detectives in the back of university mall parked behind those red office buildings to the side, they were drinking beers and wyatt actually took a piss in a bush. those guys are SCUM. lock you up then call their wives and say 'be home soon baby' .... true thugs will do the time, get out and shine....

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: Brain Cell Block D ()
Date: December 07, 2012 09:19PM

Woah! Pissin in da bushes? That is DEEP undercover. He musta fit right in wit ur boyz.

So after he zipped up (or before?) you thought, I wonder if he needs 10kilos and walked right up.

Fail!

When you leave for the showers, rec yard or cafeteria now you can tell your cellmate "be home soon baby"

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Re: The most Redneck street crimes cop
Posted by: just one kilogram ()
Date: December 07, 2012 10:44PM

Brain Cell Block D Wrote:
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> So after he zipped up (or before?) you thought, I
> wonder if he needs 10kilos and walked right up.
>

The OP said he got busted for "10 a key", meaning he was selling a kilogram (for $10,000), not ten thousand grams.

I think the peeping tom who likes to stalk cops while they drink beer in parking lots is a different person altogether.

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