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area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: shitcunt ()
Date: December 04, 2012 11:38PM

which part of fairfax county is the safest to smoke weed in

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: In your home ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:16AM

shitcunt Wrote:
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> which part of fairfax county is the safest to
> smoke weed in


In your home, not in plain sight and keeping the smell from going outside so nobody will smell it and call the cops.

Unless you're in high school, then the best place to smoke weed is sitting in your car in some random parking lot, with the engine running and your foot on the brake pedal.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Been There, Smoked That ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:21AM

In your home Wrote:
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> In your home, not in plain sight and keeping the
> smell from going outside so nobody will smell it
> and call the cops.
>
> Unless you're in high school, then the best place
> to smoke weed is sitting in your car in some
> random parking lot, with the engine running and
> your foot on the brake pedal.

Seriously why do kids do that? Do they like getting caught?

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: stonerf ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:25AM

Just look around, my favorite is a parking garage that has no cameras. I have never had issues, with cops. Obviously stay away from a busy garage like tysons or a cop haven like Springfield mall. If you can find a construction site, I personally go to one were they are building McMansion super slowly, been smoking there for years, havent seen much progress on the homes. Like the poster above said, its best to keep it at home if that is an option.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Moot ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:47AM

I heard through the grapevine that you were a fuckin idiot for posting this on a site that FFX cops literally stalk. Good job, you idiot. I really do hope you get caught.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: bad ideas ()
Date: December 05, 2012 12:59AM

stonerf Wrote:
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> Just look around, my favorite is a parking garage
> that has no cameras. I have never had issues, with
> cops. Obviously stay away from a busy garage like
> tysons or a cop haven like Springfield mall. If
> you can find a construction site, I personally go
> to one were they are building McMansion super
> slowly, been smoking there for years, havent seen
> much progress on the homes. Like the poster above
> said, its best to keep it at home if that is an
> option.

People watch construction sites because tools and material get stolen all the time. From my experience in high school, 9 out of 10 times you'll be cool parked at the end of some half-paved road in a construction site. But that 10th time some cop will come up on you and ask you what you're doing. The safest ones are the ones that are almost finished, but where only one or two families have moved in yet.

Parking garages are risky, too. Even if there aren't cameras, there's bound to be a contract security patrol that rolls through once or twice during non-business hours.

If you have to smoke outside your home, the best thing to do is keep moving. Drive around a neighborhood or whatever. Just don't spark the bowl in plain sight of pedestrians or other cars.

Stay out of parks. That is a guaranteed way to get busted.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: You think cops are dumb? ()
Date: December 05, 2012 01:00AM

Moot Wrote:
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> I heard through the grapevine that you were a
> fuckin idiot for posting this on a site that FFX
> cops literally stalk. Good job, you idiot. I
> really do hope you get caught.


Cops already know all this stuff. The cops I went to high school with did this shit themselves.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Clegg ()
Date: December 05, 2012 06:06AM

Further away from station the better. They like to keep close by so they can drive like a bat out of hell to check out at shifts end. Use to think they had specific routes they take on patrol but don't think so.

Construction sites and parking garages not good in age of web cams.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: williamwallacewalensa ()
Date: December 05, 2012 06:44AM

Police can't prevent violent crime. They have no duty to protect any individual but what they are good at is drawing chalk outlines around the person whose kung fu wasn't as good as their roomie's kitchen knife technique.

When government fears the citizenry one has liberty. When the citizenry fears government one has tyranny. We're well fed, well paid slaves.

Police in general, the robocop types anyway, are there to be the power elite's hired thugs. The better to loot and oppress us.

What function do you think 97% of the laws on the books serve? But the "power over other people" psychopaths make a career out of mindlessly enforcing them. What does that say about them and about us?

How sad that so many of you take the bullshit drug laws so seriously.

AS long as you are a competent adult and your behavior does not harm anyone else it's none of government's fucking business what you smoke, swallow or inject.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: beltway ()
Date: December 05, 2012 07:20AM

Any part of the beltway except the Braddock entrance to the Crash Lanes - most of FFX county cops are there establishing ongoing investigations into daily accidents and fatalities. If you make it past the entrance to the Lexus Luther Lanes alive its free sailing with no cops to be seen...

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Agreed--sort of ()
Date: December 05, 2012 10:15AM

Re: area with least concentration of cops?

Posted by: williamwallacewalensa ()

Date: December 05, 2012 06:44AM


Police can't prevent violent crime. They have no duty to protect any individual but what they are good at is drawing chalk outlines around the person whose kung fu wasn't as good as their roomie's kitchen knife technique.

When government fears the citizenry one has liberty. When the citizenry fears government one has tyranny. We're well fed, well paid slaves.

Police in general, the robocop types anyway, are there to be the power elite's hired thugs. The better to loot and oppress us.

What function do you think 97% of the laws on the books serve? But the "power over other people" psychopaths make a career out of mindlessly enforcing them. What does that say about them and about us?

How sad that so many of you take the bullshit drug laws so seriously.

AS long as you are a competent adult and your behavior does not harm anyone else it's none of government's fucking business what you smoke, swallow or inject



--Unibomber? Is that you??? They let you post from the inside?

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: December 05, 2012 03:56PM

It sucks that you have to hide out to do it. Perhaps you could work to get it legalized here instead?

Until then, is it worth the hassle and risk?

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: seven come eleven ()
Date: December 05, 2012 04:00PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> It sucks that you have to hide out to do it.
> Perhaps you could work to get it legalized here
> instead?

If you do can you get gambling legalized too, I am tired of driving to Charlestown

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Jander420 ()
Date: December 05, 2012 04:54PM

stonerf Wrote:
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> Obviously stay away from a busy garage like
> tysons or a cop haven like Springfield mall.


Just fyi, springfield mall doesnt exist anymore

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Ice Cubed ()
Date: December 05, 2012 05:39PM


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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: HotBox ()
Date: December 05, 2012 05:44PM

Clifton.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: December 05, 2012 06:49PM

best place is in front of a police station. They'll never expect it. A friend of mine stole a chunk of hash they had on exhibit in a cop station 40 years ago.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Fuck D. Police ()
Date: December 05, 2012 08:12PM

HotBox Wrote:
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> Clifton.


I was going to say Fairfax Station- just stay moving in your car and marvel at the lovely homes in the area while you blaze. It should inspire you to do better in life....remember playing the game "that's my car" when a nice car rolled past you when you were little? ;)

Bonus points if you hit up the Bull Run festival of lights- $20 a car, have tinted windows and enjoy. :)

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Fairfax Station is perfect ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:47AM

Fuck D. Police Wrote:
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> HotBox Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Clifton.
>
>
> I was going to say Fairfax Station- just stay
> moving in your car and marvel at the lovely homes
> in the area while you blaze. It should inspire you
> to do better in life....remember playing the game
> "that's my car" when a nice car rolled past you
> when you were little? ;)
>
> Bonus points if you hit up the Bull Run festival
> of lights- $20 a car, have tinted windows and
> enjoy. :)


The very end of Clara Barton, just drive 20 mph, keep going down cul-de-sacs, turn around, pull down another street, etc.

The neighborhood between 123, 50 and Jermantown Rd is also very good. Except you can easily get lost in there if you aren't familiar with the area.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Attention Stoney Posters: ()
Date: December 06, 2012 12:55AM

God, will you two shut the fuck up? You both know cops troll this forum, and even worse you're telling the other retards where all the good spots are at. They're just gonna fuck it up for all of us. If you know a good spot, dealer, etc., keep your mouth shut because all the other jack offs will ruin it.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: yepp ()
Date: December 06, 2012 10:26AM

I used to smoke weed alot back in the day ....loved it. Only until i stopped did i realize how much it holds you back from progressing mentally, physically, and motivation. To be honest I hate that I ever picked up the stuff. its a waste of you talent and growth i would only go back to it if when im a senior citizen and retired

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Cops don't waste their time ()
Date: December 06, 2012 10:57AM

Attention Stoney Posters: Wrote:
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> God, will you two shut the fuck up? You both know
> cops troll this forum, and even worse you're
> telling the other retards where all the good spots
> are at. They're just gonna fuck it up for all of
> us. If you know a good spot, dealer, etc., keep
> your mouth shut because all the other jack offs
> will ruin it.

I'm pretty sure cops have much better things to do than waste their time trolling this forum. I don't doubt that there might be one or two who troll or even actively post here on their personal time just for shits and giggles, but this site is not a treasure trove of information for law enforcement.

Cops know all this stuff already. They aren't stupid, and they don't live in some sort of bubble. Every cop who grew up in this area has friends from high school that they know smoked, or still smokes, weed.

The jack offs can ruin whatever they want. I've been there, done that, and moved on.

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Re: area with least concentration of cops?
Posted by: Attention Stoney Posters: ()
Date: December 06, 2012 11:27AM

Cops don't waste their time Wrote:
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> I'm pretty sure cops have much better things to do
> than waste their time trolling this forum. I
> don't doubt that there might be one or two who
> troll or even actively post here on their personal
> time just for shits and giggles, but this site is
> not a treasure trove of information for law
> enforcement.

You'd be very surprised with what the cops waste their time doing.

> Cops know all this stuff already. They aren't
> stupid, and they don't live in some sort of
> bubble. Every cop who grew up in this area has
> friends from high school that they know smoked, or
> still smokes, weed.

Regardless, it's bringing attention to something that would be beter off not having attention brought to it.

> The jack offs can ruin whatever they want. I've
> been there, done that, and moved on.

Okay, so you've grown up and moved on. Good for you, and I mean that. But some people still have their youth (lol) and are still having fun, so please don't spoil it for everyone

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