HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:29PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-politics/post/cuccinelli-seems-to-agree-voter-fraud-helped-obama/2012/11/27/c117aa0a-38e2-11e2-a263-f0ebffed2f15_blog.html

My personal fav quote: During the interview, Cuccinelli bemoaned the fact that state law does not give him authority to initiate voter fraud investigations. He can only take up such cases once they are referred to his office by other officials.

Translation - Coo Coo Ken thinks either Obama's got EVERY election officals in his back pocket (since none of these officials have referred to him any of tthe OBVIOUS fraud that has happened LoLz) or that Obama himself was running every polling location o_0

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:35PM

Even as a conservative, I think he's nuts. How the folks of Oakton constantly put him in office, and then the Commonwealth voted him as AG? We are so fucked if he wins the GOP chance to become Governor, and I hope that Bolling takes care of him before his run against McAuliffe.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:43PM

Bolling conceded the primary.

I like Ken, he was one of the first to file a law suit against Obamacare. Hopefully he keeps the fight up as a Gov.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: DYIA ()
Date: November 28, 2012 04:11PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bolling conceded the primary.
>
> I like Ken, he was one of the first to file a law
> suit against Obamacare. Hopefully he keeps the
> fight up as a Gov.

So do I. I'd like to see him as Governor and eventually in the US Senate.
I like his attitude.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Leftist Gorilla ()
Date: November 28, 2012 04:16PM

Despite the fact that Cuccinelli has done some very important work in the area of support for crime victims...he is a turd.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Poppin' Jay Fox ()
Date: November 28, 2012 04:44PM

Leftist Gorilla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Despite the fact that Cuccinelli has done some
> very important work in the area of support for
> crime victims...he is a turd.


Not just for crime victims for mental health issues as well. Ken is an OK dude.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: GB you have too much free time ()
Date: November 28, 2012 05:17PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-polit
> ics/post/cuccinelli-seems-to-agree-voter-fraud-hel
> ped-obama/2012/11/27/c117aa0a-38e2-11e2-a263-f0ebf
> fed2f15_blog.html
>
> My personal fav quote: During the interview,
> Cuccinelli bemoaned the fact that state law does
> not give him authority to initiate voter fraud
> investigations. He can only take up such cases
> once they are referred to his office by other
> officials.
>
> Translation - Coo Coo Ken thinks either Obama's
> got EVERY election officals in his back pocket
> (since none of these officials have referred to
> him any of tthe OBVIOUS fraud that has happened
> LoLz) or that Obama himself was running every
> polling location o_0
Attachments:
old-man-forum-150x150.png

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: go Ken ()
Date: November 28, 2012 05:45PM

Met the guy last month, seems pretty sharp , a governor from Nova would be a nice change

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: doot ()
Date: November 28, 2012 06:35PM

Hello, have the lessons of Nov 6 been forgotten already? Sorry, there simply are not enough angry, uneducated white people to elect kooks like Kenny.

Kookinelli will join Romney and Allen in the trash can of history.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Leftist Gorilla ()
Date: November 28, 2012 07:37PM

doot Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello, have the lessons of Nov 6 been forgotten
> already? Sorry, there simply are not enough
> angry, uneducated white people to elect kooks like
> Kenny.
>
> Kookinelli will join Romney and Allen in the trash
> can of history.

Forgotten? They haven't bothered to LEARN them. Check the current demographics on all of the committee heads in the Republican lead Congress. Old, white guys...despite the fact that old, white guys are in fact the MINORITY demographic of currently seated Congressmen. If that's not holding on to racism by the flesh flayed off the backs of slaves? I don't know what is...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Rick Scott Walker Brewer ()
Date: November 28, 2012 07:40PM

Oooo, goodie. With Ken CooCoonelli Virginia can join the ranks of Florida, Wisconsin, and Arizona with an attention-seeking national embarrassment of a right-wing governor. One he takes over he can take on immigrants, voters, and women and let's see how that works out.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: November 28, 2012 08:18PM

Well, McAuliffe has just been handed the Governor's seat, with his endorsement from Mark Warner, and all that DNC money. Putting Cucinelli up against him is running a fool's errand, and I am disappointed Bolling dropped out. We are now going to be paying higher taxes when McAuliffe gets in there. Must be nice for a guy to move to Virginia to run for Governor. Shit.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: November 28, 2012 10:26PM

Leftist Gorilla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

>
> Forgotten? They haven't bothered to LEARN them.
> Check the current demographics on all of the
> committee heads in the Republican lead Congress.
> Old, white guys...despite the fact that old, white
> guys are in fact the MINORITY demographic of
> currently seated Congressmen. If that's not
> holding on to racism by the flesh flayed off the
> backs of slaves? I don't know what is...


OMFG!!!!!!! And you actually had me say that out loud, yo!!!!! ROFLMAO@the reality of yr statement

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Carpetbaggin' ()
Date: November 28, 2012 10:33PM

Tough One Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well, McAuliffe has just been handed the
> Governor's seat, with his endorsement from Mark
> Warner, and all that DNC money. Putting Cucinelli
> up against him is running a fool's errand, and I
> am disappointed Bolling dropped out. We are now
> going to be paying higher taxes when McAuliffe
> gets in there. Must be nice for a guy to move to
> Virginia to run for Governor. Shit.

Kooky Ken isn't from Virginia either.

McAuliffe will have plenty of money, and I'd argue McAuliffe may actually have more "executive" experience than Kenny as well. Ken has absolutely nothing going for him. Terrible record as AG, with nothing but wasted money and embarrassing grandstanding being left behind as his legacy. Zero ability to win over centrists or even moderate Republicans.

McAuliffe will simply play the center-left hand and win easily with plenty of "R" voters ditching Ken and his social crusades. I think the GOP moderates have had enough of these guys. They realize they are sinking the party. It is also why it is so surprising that they forced out Bolling. These extremists must be making one last charge to keep themselves relevant.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: YellowDog ()
Date: November 28, 2012 10:57PM

Rick Scott Walker Brewer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oooo, goodie. With Ken CooCoonelli Virginia can
> join the ranks of Florida, Wisconsin, and Arizona
> with an attention-seeking national embarrassment
> of a right-wing governor. One he takes over he
> can take on immigrants, voters, and women and
> let's see how that works out.

Kookinelli guarantees Virginia becomes a solidly Blue state.
1) He's not a Virginian, he's from New Jersey.
2) He lives in Fairfax County, but home schools his kids. What's the point?
3) He's Catholic, and of Italian ancestry.
4) He's an anti-science Engineering graduate of "The University". There is no such thing. He is, in sum, a fraud.
5) He sued "The University". In the Commonwealth, there is no greater sin.
6) He never served in the military.

In short, he'll win the Republican nomination, but lose badly in the general election. As a yellowdog, his virtual assurance makes me happy.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: 36 ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:02AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Leftist Gorilla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Forgotten? They haven't bothered to LEARN them.
> > Check the current demographics on all of the
> > committee heads in the Republican lead
> Congress.
> > Old, white guys...despite the fact that old,
> white
> > guys are in fact the MINORITY demographic of
> > currently seated Congressmen. If that's not
> > holding on to racism by the flesh flayed off
> the
> > backs of slaves? I don't know what is...
>
>
> OMFG!!!!!!! And you actually had me say that out
> loud, yo!!!!! ROFLMAO@the reality of yr statement


OMFG, ROTFLMAO, LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Gordon BLVD is a white guy who wants the world to know he's not a racist.

LMAO, what a dumb ass tool. LOL!!!!!!!

OMG, I can't believe how gay Gordon is. LOLOLOL!

STFU, U Fucking Nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: November 29, 2012 09:39AM

Cooch, is DC still transporting their rats to Northern VA?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: NoPanic ()
Date: November 29, 2012 10:25AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-polit
> ics/post/cuccinelli-seems-to-agree-voter-fraud-hel
> ped-obama/2012/11/27/c117aa0a-38e2-11e2-a263-f0ebf
> fed2f15_blog.html
>
> My personal fav quote: During the interview,
> Cuccinelli bemoaned the fact that state law does
> not give him authority to initiate voter fraud
> investigations. He can only take up such cases
> once they are referred to his office by other
> officials.
>
> Translation - Coo Coo Ken thinks either Obama's
> got EVERY election officals in his back pocket
> (since none of these officials have referred to
> him any of tthe OBVIOUS fraud that has happened
> LoLz) or that Obama himself was running every
> polling location o_0

This whole 'voter fraud conspiracy' has got to come to an end. This has been investigated over and over and the there is no evidence that it is happens more than a handful of times. While any fraud is bad, 50-100 votes in a statewide election (or 2000-3000 nationally) is not going to effect the outcome. On the other hand, voter suppression (primarily through misinformation) is common and a growing issue, especially when it comes to to the need to produce an ID when you vote which is what happened in Pennsylvania even though the courts suspended this requirement for the 2012 election.

With regard to Cuccinelli running for governor, once the Republican party opted for a convention over a primary any chance that Bolling had to compete was over since conventions bring out the most diehard partisan supporters. Cooch could still win statewide, but I think that it is going to be close and I am hoping that someone emerges to challenge McAullife since he is almost the polar extreme. I could vote for Bolling as independent if he chose to run, but that seems unlikely.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: stephen ()
Date: November 29, 2012 10:59AM

I would never vote for him, but I do think virginia would be a more interesting place to live with him in charge.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Secede from Virginia ()
Date: November 29, 2012 11:16AM

go Ken Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Met the guy last month, seems pretty sharp , a
> governor from Nova would be a nice change


You are an idiot, Bobby McDonnell was from NOVA. When it comes to the GOP, once they get to Richmond they could give a fuck less about socialist non-GOP voting NOVA. So they send all their money towards the mountains and Richmond. Coalfields Expressway costs 500 million dollars and serves nothing but the coal industry. Think about that next time you pay a toll on 495 or DTR.

Or how about the 460 bypass which costs 850 million down in christiansburg. JUST HAD TO HAVE IT, ya know, cause christiansburg's traffic is just a tangle man.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Left Field ()
Date: November 29, 2012 11:26AM

NoPanic Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-polit
>
> >
> ics/post/cuccinelli-seems-to-agree-voter-fraud-hel
>
> >
> ped-obama/2012/11/27/c117aa0a-38e2-11e2-a263-f0ebf
>
> > fed2f15_blog.html
> >
> > My personal fav quote: During the interview,
> > Cuccinelli bemoaned the fact that state law
> does
> > not give him authority to initiate voter fraud
> > investigations. He can only take up such cases
> > once they are referred to his office by other
> > officials.
> >
> > Translation - Coo Coo Ken thinks either Obama's
> > got EVERY election officals in his back pocket
> > (since none of these officials have referred to
> > him any of tthe OBVIOUS fraud that has happened
> > LoLz) or that Obama himself was running every
> > polling location o_0
>
> This whole 'voter fraud conspiracy' has got to
> come to an end. This has been investigated over
> and over and the there is no evidence that it is
> happens more than a handful of times. While any
> fraud is bad, 50-100 votes in a statewide election
> (or 2000-3000 nationally) is not going to effect
> the outcome. On the other hand, voter suppression
> (primarily through misinformation) is common and a
> growing issue, especially when it comes to to the
> need to produce an ID when you vote which is what
> happened in Pennsylvania even though the courts
> suspended this requirement for the 2012 election.
>
> With regard to Cuccinelli running for governor,
> once the Republican party opted for a convention
> over a primary any chance that Bolling had to
> compete was over since conventions bring out the
> most diehard partisan supporters. Cooch could
> still win statewide, but I think that it is going
> to be close and I am hoping that someone emerges
> to challenge McAullife since he is almost the
> polar extreme. I could vote for Bolling as
> independent if he chose to run, but that seems
> unlikely.

No one outside of the lunatic conservative morning zoo hosts are talking about voter fraud. The fact Ken thinks it is an issue while more powerful, and equally nutty, conservatives like Eric Cantor stay quiet shows how out of touch this guy is.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: November 29, 2012 11:47AM

By making this argument, the Cooch must think we the voters are dumb. I think we the voters are smart enough not to elect a man who thinks we are dumb. Let's see who is right.

Is DC still transporting their rats to Northern Virginia, Cooch?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: I Don't Think So ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:00PM

stephen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I would never vote for him, but I do think
> virginia would be a more interesting place to live
> with him in charge.

Not if you're a woman or black.

Options: ReplyQuote
cause blacks and women are all in on the fraud, y'know - it's a CONSPIRACY, I TELL YA!!!!!! LoLz
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:39PM

I Don't Think So Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> stephen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would never vote for him, but I do think
> > virginia would be a more interesting place to
> live
> > with him in charge.
>
> Not if you're a woman or black.


sooooooooo +1

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Meade's Hillbilly Cousin ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:49PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bolling conceded the primary.
>
> I like Ken, he was one of the first to file a law
> suit against Obamacare. Hopefully he keeps the
> fight up as a Gov.


He lost that fight, remember? And he said he was confidant he was going to win it. He manufactured a state law just so he could challenge the Affordable Care Act. He made the law, challenged ObamaCare, and lost. How much of your state tax dollars did he waste on this? Millions, I am sure.

So go with a loser, again.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 30, 2012 09:56AM

DYIA Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> I like his attitude.

I like the way he removed the drawing of the bare breast on the historical state seal of Virginia.

It was the right thing to do.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: M2D ()
Date: November 30, 2012 10:49AM

Ken isn't obsessed with Obama's bullshit. I like that.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: A'ginst It heeeeee haaaaaaw ()
Date: November 30, 2012 12:47PM

M2D Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ken isn't obsessed with Obama's bullshit. I like
> that.


? Yes he is, he is obsessed with obstructing everything obama does whether it is good or bad for the commonwealth. No matter what it is, he is against it.

Obama wants to send business to Virginia, AGAINST IT

Obama wants to better connect virginia to the north east corridor, AGAINST IT

Obama wants to provide health care to those who have been dumped for existing conditions, AGAINST IT

Obama wants to allow american citizens who are gay to marry the people they love, AGAINST IT

Obama wants to allow woman to get contraceptive care, AGAINST IT

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: M2D ()
Date: November 30, 2012 01:22PM

A'ginst It heeeeee haaaaaaw Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> M2D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ken isn't obsessed with Obama's bullshit. I
> like
> > that.
>
>
> ? Yes he is, he is obsessed with obstructing
> everything obama does whether it is good or bad
> for the commonwealth. No matter what it is, he is
> against it.
>
> Obama wants to send business to Virginia, AGAINST
> IT
>
> Obama wants to better connect virginia to the
> north east corridor, AGAINST IT
>
> Obama wants to provide health care to those who
> have been dumped for existing conditions, AGAINST
> IT
>
> Obama wants to allow american citizens who are gay
> to marry the people they love, AGAINST IT
>
> Obama wants to allow woman to get contraceptive
> care, AGAINST IT

That's what I like about Ken. Fuck Obama!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: The American Taliban ()
Date: November 30, 2012 01:23PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> DYIA Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I like his attitude.
>
> I like the way he removed the drawing of the bare
> breast on the historical state seal of Virginia.
>
> It was the right thing to do.

How childish and immature does someone have to be to find a semi-nude statue or image on a government seal offensive?

Ashcroft wanted to put a burqa on the statue of lady justice in the foyer of the DoJ. How sexually frustrated would you have to be to get aroused by a marble statue showing some nipple?

Fucking christian taliban nutwhackers.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: TVP ()
Date: November 30, 2012 09:48PM

Three words women to know about Kookinelli:

Trans
Vaginal
Probe

A vote for the Kook is a vote for the TVP...coming at you deary....cold and steely.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: December 01, 2012 08:34AM

I could give a damn if he or you love or hate Obama

fact of the matter is, there was no voter fraud around here in this election - and IT IS A FUCKING WASTE OF TAXPAYER TIME AND MONEY TO FOLLOW UP ON THIS BULLSHIT

I notice in all the talk on this thread, AINT ONE OF US said shit about actual voter fraud, y'know?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: December 01, 2012 10:22AM

It seems all the voter fraud cases are republicans committing them.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Coo Coo Cuccinelli's Crazy Conspiracy
Posted by: Patrick Moran ()
Date: December 01, 2012 12:44PM

mjcc1987 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It seems all the voter fraud cases are republicans
> committing them.

I'm telling my daddy.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **    **  ********  **     **        **  ********  
 **   **   **         **   **         **  **     ** 
 **  **    **          ** **          **  **     ** 
 *****     ******       ***           **  ********  
 **  **    **          ** **    **    **  **        
 **   **   **         **   **   **    **  **        
 **    **  ********  **     **   ******   **        
This forum powered by Phorum.