Re: Thanks to the good guys
Posted by:
Richard Head
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Date: July 01, 2008 11:21PM
Hi, I think that was me in the sports car you're talking about. Let me try to set the record straight. I actually do have a hangtag, but I left it at home that day. I suffer from a condition called chronic douchebagitis. It has a number of symptoms including: wearing chest hair revealing shirts with at least the top three buttons undone and lots of gold chains, using a push-to-talk cellphone as often as I can, paying for things with checks instead of cash or credit cards, slapping you on the back and asking if it's "hot enough for you," complaining about how Starbucks coffee tastes too "burnt" for me, reclining my seat on airplanes, farting in elevators, going through the express lane with about 40 items, tailgating, referring to women as "toots," driving behemoth-class SUVs you can't see around, or driving sports cars in order to make as many lane changes as possible, letting my dog bark at all hours of the night, walking slowly down the center of the sidewalk smoking a cigarette to ensure you have to inhale most of it, and drinking "lite" beer. I need that space, because it's wider, and if I have to park anywhere else, I have a compulsion to ding the door of the car next to me.
So I'm sorry I didn't have my tag, but it was really wrong of you to kick me out of that spot. Those of us with chronic douchebagitis are people too, and all we want is respect.