Re: There is no more America...
Posted by:
SpaciousSkies
()
Date: November 09, 2012 08:15AM
End of America Wrote:
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> We have reached the end of White America.
>
> Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post
> Obama election by doing the following:
> 1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts,
> savings account.
Hmmm...where the rest of us come from, checking and savings accounts ARE bank accounts. That could be a clue, Cletus.
>
> 2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service
> programs, insurance, and destroy all medical
> records and ID numbers.
>
"Eliminate and EXIST from all medical service programs..."
Sounds kind of weird and existential there, Elmer. Are you experiencing an overwhelming need to smoke cigarettes, shrug, and say "La vie n'a pas de sens"?
> 3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.
A little extreme, eh Jessie? Why don't you just donate them to Chris Christie's new charity, "Repubs in Rehab".
>
> 4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our
> vehicles.
Does that include the ones on blocks in your front yard, Bo?
>
> 5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all
> transactions.
Huh,oh! Not paying your bills! Isn't that socialism or something, Joe Bob?
>
> 6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now
> burn firewood.
>
Propane?? In Fairfax County?? Tell you what, Duane. Why don't you and Jaylene pop the blocks out and move the Double Wide back to West By God Virginia.
> 7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all
> bills with a money order.
I hope the bare "necessaities" includes a spell checker, Ray!
>
> 8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid
> TSA agents.
TSA agents? Are you planning to park the Double Wide in Terminal B at Dulles there, Travis?
>
> 9. Do not use landline telephone only in an
> emergency.
>
You better double down on the tin foil hats there, Floyd. The NSA called to say that they have a permanent tap on your line.
> 10. Call and turn off Direct TV.
>
Well, Cox will be relieved, Cooter!
> 11. End all computer web services.
>
But of course not email or news net. Otherwise, what would happen to your subscription to the Daily Loon, Wayne?
> 12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and
> keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives
> to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be
> unlocked
>
Oh, Travis! Don't you think you'll need a fence to go with that gate? Some people, like those pesky TSA agents, just might figure out they can go around your gate, and then where would you be?
Friends and relatives. Aren't those interchangeable for you.
Now I know you're pulling our legs! How is anyone going to call you after you've gotten rid of your cell phones and landline. Oh wait, I forgot. It's because of those "experiments" the CIA did on you while you were a 10 year old Navy Seal/Green Beret/Delta Force army guy in Vietnam/Iraq/Pittsburgh. You can hear people's thoughts!
> I will not be part of this land, formely known as
> America..
Ooooooh! If that's the case, Carl, can you loan me $75 on your way out of town. I need to buy a new Atlas.