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Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 03, 2012 09:01PM

What is this store and why is it worth making national news?



The clothes are overpriced compression microfiber, like an UnderArmour knockoff.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2012/11/02/spanx-guru-sara-blakely-emotional-as-first-store-opens/1677023/


http://www.wtop.com/41/3104762/Spanx-opens-in-Tysons-Corner
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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: bring it on ()
Date: November 03, 2012 09:14PM

all i know is that woman in the photo is a worth millions. I would lick the devils onion rig. pull a chad dukes so to speak.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: dobbsstrong ()
Date: November 03, 2012 09:59PM

Doesn't Tom Gavin shop there?

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: I'd spank that ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What is this store and why is it worth making
> national news?
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> The clothes are overpriced compression microfiber,
> like an UnderArmour knockoff.

No. UA compresses everywhere in an effort to keep sweat away from your skin. This stuff compresses in some areas an not others. It's the 21st century equivalent to the girdle.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Tina Westerberg ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:03AM

Don't be ridic! Spanx is the shit!

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: actually... ()
Date: November 04, 2012 10:22PM

Actually, worth billions. Liquid too

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2012/03/07/undercover-billionaire-sara-blakely-joins-the-rich-list-thanks-to-spanx/

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: November 05, 2012 11:29AM

I would treat her clitoris like a speedbag.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: CellPhoneSuzieFromCleveland ()
Date: November 05, 2012 11:34AM

I goins to git me somma that Spanx shit to hide my big ass. Can I gits da govmint to pays fo it? I kins trade food stamps.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Return of the Hair Bands ()
Date: November 05, 2012 12:00PM

Sara Blakely


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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: November 05, 2012 12:21PM

haha. she's high as shit in that school photo.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: November 05, 2012 12:32PM

So is the new and unimproved Kirstie Alley going to appear here?

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: November 05, 2012 01:25PM

Spanx were invented so girls with muffin tops can pretend that they are slim.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 05, 2012 01:33PM

Z3R0 Wrote:
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> haha. she's high as shit in that school photo.


I'm guessing that picture is her highschool graduation photo which would have been 1989. She's not bad looking.



Ralph Pootawn:
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>I would treat her clitoris like a speedbag.

HA!!!

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Sven ()
Date: November 05, 2012 02:02PM

Fatties-in-denial are a highly profitable target market!

In shape and able to breathe > tub o' lard suffocating in sausage-casing

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: HOA MGR ()
Date: November 05, 2012 02:27PM

Hey 1-1

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: November 05, 2012 02:30PM

she has jizz hair and horse teeth. bad combo.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: Barry O ()
Date: November 05, 2012 03:21PM

actually... Wrote:
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> Actually, worth billions. Liquid too

Evil rich person probably should be thrown in jail for having that kind of money. But if she supports me its all good.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 05, 2012 10:22PM

Z3R0 Wrote:
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> she has jizz hair and horse teeth. bad combo.





She's a billionaire though.....

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: November 05, 2012 10:27PM

A billion dollars. Enuff said.

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Re: Spanx at Tyson's Corner
Posted by: ronnie mund ()
Date: November 05, 2012 10:27PM

Give credit where credit is due. she has enough smarts to make it..I envy this woman. congrats on making it!..now, if i could only redesign the fleshlight......

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