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OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: The Oracle ()
Date: October 29, 2012 01:45PM

Some of the news coverage cracks me up.

You'd think it was the end of days.

Unfortunately my nutty wife is a sucker for that kinda stuff so now I'm trapped here and have to listen to her too after they get her all spun her up. She's going to start boiling water any minute.

On the plus side I get to mess with her too for entertainment. I already ruined her plans to move the basement to get away from falling trees like they told her we should do by asking what happens when it floods and we're trapped down there. I'll wait until it gets dark before mentioning how snakes will start to move to higher ground when the creek starts coming up. ;)

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Re: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: sandy ()
Date: October 29, 2012 01:52PM

The Oracle Wrote:
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> Some of the news coverage cracks me up.
>
> You'd think it was the end of days.
>
> Unfortunately my nutty wife is a sucker for that
> kinda stuff so now I'm trapped here and have to
> listen to her too after they get her all spun her
> up. She's going to start boiling water any
> minute.
>
> On the plus side I get to mess with her too for
> entertainment. I already ruined her plans to move
> the basement to get away from falling trees like
> they told her we should do by asking what happens
> when it floods and we're trapped down there. I'll
> wait until it gets dark before mentioning how
> snakes will start to move to higher ground when
> the creek starts coming up. ;)


I am going to blow you.
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Re: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: Playing with the panic ()
Date: October 29, 2012 02:39PM

The Oracle Wrote:
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> Some of the news coverage cracks me up.
>
> You'd think it was the end of days.

It isn't?


>
> Unfortunately my nutty wife is a sucker for that
> kinda stuff so now I'm trapped here and have to
> listen to her too after they get her all spun her
> up. She's going to start boiling water any
> minute.
>

Tell her you have to go on a recon mission to make sure the grocery stores have not blown over yet. Then park yourself on a stool in some noisy bar and whenever she calls, tell her they are rioting at the grocery store, and you are wrestling an old lady for the last roll of bounty.


> On the plus side I get to mess with her too for
> entertainment. I already ruined her plans to move
> the basement to get away from falling trees like
> they told her we should do by asking what happens
> when it floods and we're trapped down there. I'll
> wait until it gets dark before mentioning how
> snakes will start to move to higher ground when
> the creek starts coming up. ;)

Tell her that once the wind starts blowing over 50 MPH, the rain will come right up through the siding of your house. She'll spend the entire evening looking for wet spots on the drywall.

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Re: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: sandy ()
Date: October 29, 2012 02:59PM

this has got to be the lamest hurricane ever

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Re: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: GFR ()
Date: October 29, 2012 05:38PM

Well you are dieing. Second by second....you are getting closer to your death.

It will come sooner or later. Nothing you can do to stop it.

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