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Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
WTF???
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Date: October 29, 2012 08:42AM
The woman ahead of me at Target purchased $183 worth of bottled water. Her giant fat ass, vacant-eyed husband and her three zit-faced, mouth-breathing teenage progeny dragged five shopping carts through the checkout register.
She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we have enough water to flush the toilets."
People like that should be stripped of citizenship and shipped off to Somolia.
She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we have enough water to flush the toilets."
People like that should be stripped of citizenship and shipped off to Somolia.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Look on the bright side
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Date: October 29, 2012 08:45AM
Be thankful you are not married to that tub of shit
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Army of one
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Date: October 29, 2012 08:47AM
Just imagine how people will behave if there was a real disaster to hit this area. Besides foot, water and batteries, it's wise to have a fully stocked firearm cabinet.
No basic emergency prep education?
Posted by:
Mad Raymond
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Date: October 29, 2012 08:53AM
Sad, but true. In water aisle of the Giant at Lorton Valley, I had to explain to two women (in separate conversations) the while you may buy water to drink, flushing the toilet involves only pre-filling the bathtub and keeping a bucket handy. Even sadder, I still don't think one of the two understood.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2012 08:54AM by Mad Raymond.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2012 08:54AM by Mad Raymond.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Get real
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Date: October 29, 2012 08:56AM
It's not gonna get that bad around here where you need to fill the bath up with water.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Bill Hayes
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Date: October 29, 2012 09:01AM
Spics and dinks will poop outside.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Fixed It For Ya'
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Date: October 29, 2012 09:11AM
Spics and dinks poop outside.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Mad Raymond
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Date: October 29, 2012 10:12AM
Get real Wrote:
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> It's not gonna get that bad around here where you
> need to fill the bath up with water.
Hope not, but I've lived through it here twice. If the water treatment plants or pumping stations lose power, there goes your water. During Agnes, it took 3 days to get it back.
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> It's not gonna get that bad around here where you
> need to fill the bath up with water.
Hope not, but I've lived through it here twice. If the water treatment plants or pumping stations lose power, there goes your water. During Agnes, it took 3 days to get it back.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
alvarezje
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Date: October 29, 2012 10:17AM
spics and dinks will out-last the fatties.
i think it's high time some of y'all get learn'ed on the rules of zombieland.
i think it's high time some of y'all get learn'ed on the rules of zombieland.
Re: No basic emergency prep education?
Posted by:
Lortonite
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Date: October 29, 2012 10:23AM
Mad Raymond Wrote:
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> Sad, but true. In water aisle of the Giant at
> Lorton Valley, I had to explain to two women (in
> separate conversations) the while you may buy
> water to drink, flushing the toilet involves only
> pre-filling the bathtub and keeping a bucket
> handy. Even sadder, I still don't think one of the
> two understood.
That place is filled with the brain-dead even on a good day. I'd rather deal with the WIC crowd at Food Lion.
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> Sad, but true. In water aisle of the Giant at
> Lorton Valley, I had to explain to two women (in
> separate conversations) the while you may buy
> water to drink, flushing the toilet involves only
> pre-filling the bathtub and keeping a bucket
> handy. Even sadder, I still don't think one of the
> two understood.
That place is filled with the brain-dead even on a good day. I'd rather deal with the WIC crowd at Food Lion.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
ohshiznit
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Date: October 29, 2012 10:49AM
filling the bathtub with water so you can flush down the toilet is the smart thing to do BUT if you don't do that you can always just piss down the drain of the tub, if you don't want to go outside and piss!!!!
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Phantom
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Date: October 29, 2012 10:50AM
WTF??? Wrote:
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> The woman ahead of me at Target purchased $183
> worth of bottled water. Her giant fat ass,
> vacant-eyed husband and her three zit-faced,
> mouth-breathing teenage progeny dragged five
> shopping carts through the checkout register.
>
> She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we
> have enough water to flush the toilets."
>
>
> People like that should be stripped of citizenship
> and shipped off to Somolia.
To be fair, it sounds like she does take some giant dumps, so she's probably flushing multiple times as-is.
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> The woman ahead of me at Target purchased $183
> worth of bottled water. Her giant fat ass,
> vacant-eyed husband and her three zit-faced,
> mouth-breathing teenage progeny dragged five
> shopping carts through the checkout register.
>
> She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we
> have enough water to flush the toilets."
>
>
> People like that should be stripped of citizenship
> and shipped off to Somolia.
To be fair, it sounds like she does take some giant dumps, so she's probably flushing multiple times as-is.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
WTF???
()
Date: October 29, 2012 01:07PM
I almost forgot to mention. She had an "Obama 2012" bumper sticker on her fat ass.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
homie
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Date: October 30, 2012 02:14AM
Kilton Wrote:
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you're to effin' funny!
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> src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/57
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you're to effin' funny!
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
drink it
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Date: October 31, 2012 02:42PM
Kilton Wrote:
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> src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/57
> 07656_700b.jpg">
Go ahead and drink the stuff you collected. When you are done getting off the shitter, let us know how that worked for you. Anyone too stupid to not fill a couple of coolers up with water this go around got home on the short bus today.
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> src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/57
> 07656_700b.jpg">
Go ahead and drink the stuff you collected. When you are done getting off the shitter, let us know how that worked for you. Anyone too stupid to not fill a couple of coolers up with water this go around got home on the short bus today.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: October 31, 2012 03:00PM
Does bottled water have an expiration date?
I hope it does.
I hope it does.
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Jander420
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Date: October 31, 2012 03:02PM
drink it Wrote:
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> Go ahead and drink the stuff you collected. When
> you are done getting off the shitter, let us know
> how that worked for you. Anyone too stupid to not
> fill a couple of coolers up with water this go
> around got home on the short bus today.
Thats why you should have a water purification system....
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> Go ahead and drink the stuff you collected. When
> you are done getting off the shitter, let us know
> how that worked for you. Anyone too stupid to not
> fill a couple of coolers up with water this go
> around got home on the short bus today.
Thats why you should have a water purification system....
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Gordon Blvd
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Date: October 31, 2012 03:11PM
@Kilton - OMG GREAT PIC!!!
@wingnut - yeah, bottled water has experation dates but that's really just a CYA for the bottling companies. The water's not gonna go "bad" but the bottles arent airtight so how knows what could breed in that water bottle over a decade, y'know?
Also, that plastic cold degrade, I guess................. Water with plastic in it prolly aint too healthy LoLz
@wingnut - yeah, bottled water has experation dates but that's really just a CYA for the bottling companies. The water's not gonna go "bad" but the bottles arent airtight so how knows what could breed in that water bottle over a decade, y'know?
Also, that plastic cold degrade, I guess................. Water with plastic in it prolly aint too healthy LoLz
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Curmudgeon
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Date: October 31, 2012 04:13PM
Water does go bad. Even sealed gallons of distilled. Takes about a year but it does happen.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
night crawler
()
Date: October 31, 2012 04:31PM
ohshiznit Wrote:
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> filling the bathtub with water so you can flush
> down the toilet is the smart thing to do BUT if
> you don't do that you can always just piss down
> the drain of the tub, if you don't want to go
> outside and piss!!!!
I crap in the yard and blame my dog
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> filling the bathtub with water so you can flush
> down the toilet is the smart thing to do BUT if
> you don't do that you can always just piss down
> the drain of the tub, if you don't want to go
> outside and piss!!!!
I crap in the yard and blame my dog
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Mr Green
()
Date: October 31, 2012 04:34PM
I hate all fat people, regardless esp those with handicapped tags
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
your housemate
()
Date: October 31, 2012 07:34PM
ohshiznit Wrote:
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>
> you can always just piss down
> the drain of the tub, if you don't want to go
> outside and piss!!!!
you can also poop in the tub. just push it down really well with your big toe and run hot water.
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>
> you can always just piss down
> the drain of the tub, if you don't want to go
> outside and piss!!!!
you can also poop in the tub. just push it down really well with your big toe and run hot water.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
newgatedenizen
()
Date: October 31, 2012 07:39PM
So I wonder who was the lucky person who got to stand in line behind 5 shopping carts of bottled water in the returns line at Target today...
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
Lester's sexy white penis
()
Date: October 31, 2012 08:19PM
I love fat people, especially fat nigger women.
I buy bottled water for all my nigger women so they can wash down my white cum.
I would never suck another cock, unless it was a pretty white one.
I buy bottled water for all my nigger women so they can wash down my white cum.
I would never suck another cock, unless it was a pretty white one.
Re: Stupid dumb bitch prepping for hurricane
Posted by:
wnrsm
()
Date: October 31, 2012 09:33PM
WTF??? Wrote:
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> The woman ahead of me at Target purchased $183
> worth of bottled water. Her giant fat ass,
> vacant-eyed husband and her three zit-faced,
> mouth-breathing teenage progeny dragged five
> shopping carts through the checkout register.
>
> She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we
> have enough water to flush the toilets."
>
>
> People like that should be stripped of citizenship
> and shipped off to Somolia.
I call shenanigans. Nobody is that stupid. If I'm wrong about that, please don't tell me. Let me live in ignorant peace.
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> The woman ahead of me at Target purchased $183
> worth of bottled water. Her giant fat ass,
> vacant-eyed husband and her three zit-faced,
> mouth-breathing teenage progeny dragged five
> shopping carts through the checkout register.
>
> She said to the clerk, "I want to make sure we
> have enough water to flush the toilets."
>
>
> People like that should be stripped of citizenship
> and shipped off to Somolia.
I call shenanigans. Nobody is that stupid. If I'm wrong about that, please don't tell me. Let me live in ignorant peace.