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Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Phillip Agee ()
Date: October 24, 2012 02:24PM

Bryan Cranston was on Jay Leano show recently talking about that new movie he is in. He said they have a food court inside CIA headquarters in Langley. One of the stores was a Subway. Was he kidding? Do they have illegals working inside CIA headquarters?

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: October 24, 2012 02:27PM

Hmmmm.......get hired at CIA Subaway, get a TS, work for 3 months leave and make 80K at SAIC for shredding papers

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Sounds about right ()
Date: October 24, 2012 02:37PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Hmmmm.......get hired at CIA Subaway, get a TS,
> work for 3 months leave and make 80K at SAIC for
> shredding papers


Don't laugh. My mom applied for a job doing data entry at the CIA back in like 1980. They gave her a tentative offer and started the clearance process. Told her she could start in a minimum 6 months after they finished the clearance. I remember the men in black suits doing their interviews around the neighborhood. 3 months later she got tired of waiting and went to SAIC.

Or maybe she didn't go to SAIC and that was just her cover story? hmmmm.......

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Contractor ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:00PM

They have a food court. There is a Subway and it's the only thing open until 6pm. When we do night work there, it's easier to buy something before 6 and save it until break as opposed to brining in a cooler. It only takes cash. No debit/credit machines in that place, because you can't be undercover and swiping your legit credit card at CIA HQ.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: SpareMe ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:13PM

I hear they have Popsecret popcorn in a vending machine.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:17PM

Contractor Wrote:
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> It only takes cash. No
> debit/credit machines in that place, because you
> can't be undercover and swiping your legit credit
> card at CIA HQ.

Probably has more to do with data transmission than location awareness.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: jim143 ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:36PM

Data transmission? Does anyone care about that with the Northwest Federal CU ATM? Just go there and get cash.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: CIA Operative #213456-A9 ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:38PM

SpareMe Wrote:
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> I hear they have Popsecret popcorn in a vending
> machine.


We aren't allowed to use credit cards. But we can post on Fairfax Underground about our food court.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: CIA Operative #213987-F3 ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:41PM

SpareMe Wrote:
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> I hear they have Popsecret popcorn in a vending
> machine.


Only we know the real secret of Popsecret popcorn.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 24, 2012 03:56PM

Starbucks too

 

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 24, 2012 04:12PM

You'd have to wonder about the condom machine in the mens room though.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: CIA Agent #95587-LN ()
Date: October 24, 2012 04:45PM

Don't listen to those guys calling themselves CIA Oberatives. They are fake.

Anyway, those Subway workers are white.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: October 24, 2012 05:48PM

There are a few other common restaurant chains in there. http://www.witnessesuntome.com/2011/04/dining-with-the-cia/
It is a pain in the ass to get in your car and leave for lunch.

Starbucks is there too http://rdanderson.com/dossier/entries/cia.htm - no surprise.. they're everywhere.

I don't think that the workers get a clearance. They have no need to know and the public areas forbid classified conversations. They probably get a background check.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: It's a Wonder ()
Date: October 24, 2012 06:46PM

BEH Wrote:
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> You'd have to wonder about the condom machine in
> the mens room though.


Personally, I wonder about the condom machine in the ladies room. But hey, it helps.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: October 24, 2012 07:25PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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>
> I don't think that the workers get a clearance.
> They have no need to know and the public areas
> forbid classified conversations. They probably
> get a background check.


Yeah....you're probably right, but i did know a woman with a TS, no college degree getting paid 80K a year to shred papers among other menial admin duties at SAIC. Which means the contract she was on probably billed her out at 100K

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: I Spy ()
Date: October 24, 2012 08:29PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> I don't think that the workers get a clearance.
> They have no need to know and the public areas
> forbid classified conversations. They probably
> get a background check.

Not having ANY experience with such places as the CIA, I -do- know that everyone on base at the Naval Research Laboratory had to have a secret clearance or be escorted.

I think it's a safe bet that everyone inside CIA/NRO/NSA must have at least the equivalent of a Secret clearance.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Jimbo "Redneck" Bond 007 ()
Date: October 24, 2012 09:24PM

There are two types of gov't employees at CIA: overt and those in cover status. Overt employees can use their credit card. They are not undercover.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: What ()
Date: October 25, 2012 01:34AM

Contractor Wrote:
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> They have a food court. There is a Subway and
> it's the only thing open until 6pm. When we do
> night work there, it's easier to buy something
> before 6 and save it until break as opposed to
> brining in a cooler. It only takes cash. No
> debit/credit machines in that place, because you
> can't be undercover and swiping your legit credit
> card at CIA HQ.

First, fuck you for being a liar, because there is a credit union at CIA headquarters. There is absolutely no reason to brine your food before bringing it to work.

You are lower than a nigger.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Deputy Director ()
Date: October 25, 2012 01:59AM

What Wrote:
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> Contractor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They have a food court. There is a Subway and
> > it's the only thing open until 6pm. When we do
> > night work there, it's easier to buy something
> > before 6 and save it until break as opposed to
> > brining in a cooler. It only takes cash. No
> > debit/credit machines in that place, because
> you
> > can't be undercover and swiping your legit
> credit
> > card at CIA HQ.
>
> First, fuck you for being a liar, because there is
> a credit union at CIA headquarters. There is
> absolutely no reason to brine your food before
> bringing it to work.
>
> You are lower than a nigger.


He is correct, though. If you are going to brine your food, it is best to do so in a cooler. If you brine your food in an open container at room temperature, bacteria may multiply and cause illness.

You would know this had you read your CIA handbook. Report to my office first thing tomorrow morning, so we can discuss this further.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 25, 2012 08:18AM

Brining is like a marinade, as it keeps food moist and tender.

Brining or salting is a way of increasing the moisture holding capacity of meat resulting in a moister product when it is cooked.

Salt changes the structure of the muscle tissue in the meat which allows it to swell and absorb water and flavorings which results in a tender turkey or chicken once cooked.

Give it a try!

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Ben Gausey ()
Date: October 25, 2012 09:34AM

SpareMe Wrote:
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> I hear they have Popsecret popcorn in a vending
> machine.


There's also a tiny Victoria's Secret store inside the building, near the Starbucks in the North wing of the B sector.

The convenience store in the annex sells Secret antiperspirant.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Valerie Plame ()
Date: October 25, 2012 09:50AM

Ben Gausey Wrote:
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> SpareMe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hear they have Popsecret popcorn in a vending
> > machine.
>
>
> There's also a tiny Victoria's Secret store inside
> the building, near the Starbucks in the North wing
> of the B sector.
>
> The convenience store in the annex sells Secret
> antiperspirant.


Those are the only secrets at the CIA. Just ask Dick Armitage.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Panetta ()
Date: October 25, 2012 06:17PM

Who cares about illegals working in the CIA when we have an illegal as POTUS

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 25, 2012 06:19PM

Ben Gausey Wrote:
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> There's also a tiny Victoria's Secret store inside
> the building




I doubt there is anyone good looking enough working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's Secret.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Maxwell Smart ()
Date: October 25, 2012 08:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> Secret.

What makes you think it's the women who are wearing lingerie there?

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Eyes In The Sky ()
Date: October 25, 2012 08:17PM

You should see the food offerings, frachise and otherwise, at NGA's Taj Mahal building in Springfield.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Tolson's girl ()
Date: October 25, 2012 08:25PM

Maxwell Smart Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> > working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> > Secret.
>
> What makes you think it's the women who are
> wearing lingerie there?

You have them confused with the FBI.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Agent 99 ()
Date: October 25, 2012 09:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Ben Gausey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > There's also a tiny Victoria's Secret store
> inside
> > the building
> >
> I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> Secret.

I disagree.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: SiriusB ()
Date: October 25, 2012 10:10PM

Well, let's see...it makes sense to put the Victoria's Secret store in the Agency buildings and the Trojans in the Agency restrooms when you are "encouraging" all of your employees to date only with-in the Agency family, does it not?

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: thecreeperinthefoodcourt ()
Date: October 25, 2012 10:12PM

eesh Wrote:
> I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> Secret.

You are horribly mistaken. There are hotties all over that place.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 25, 2012 10:26PM

thecreeperinthefoodcourt Wrote:
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>
> You are horribly mistaken. There are hotties all
> over that place.





By your standards, maybe they are hot.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: StuxNet ()
Date: October 26, 2012 01:34AM

SiriusB Wrote:
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> Well, let's see...it makes sense to put the
> Victoria's Secret store in the Agency buildings
> and the Trojans in the Agency restrooms when you
> are "encouraging" all of your employees to date
> only with-in the Agency family, does it not?


Actually, the Iranians or the Chinese are responsible for any Trojans at the CIA.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Sherbert Hoover ()
Date: December 02, 2014 06:03PM

Maxwell Smart Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> > working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> > Secret.
>
> What makes you think it's the women who are
> wearing lingerie there?

Right. The only male agents you can trust are the ones that wear dresses and hang out ag gay bars.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 02, 2014 06:06PM

Sherbert Hoover Wrote:
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> Maxwell Smart Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> > > working for the CIA that could wear
> Victoria's
> > > Secret.
> >
> > What makes you think it's the women who are
> > wearing lingerie there?
>
> Right. The only male agents you can trust are the
> ones that wear dresses and hang out ag gay bars.

Way to resurrect a thread from two years ago to say something dumb.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: CIA ()
Date: August 28, 2015 08:25PM

Sherbert Hoover Wrote:
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> Maxwell Smart Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> > > working for the CIA that could wear
> Victoria's
> > > Secret.
> >
> > What makes you think it's the women who are
> > wearing lingerie there?
>
> Right. The only male agents you can trust are the
> ones that wear dresses and hang out ag gay bars.

That's the FBI.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: sss ()
Date: August 28, 2015 08:42PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Hmmmm.......get hired at CIA Subaway, get a TS,
> work for 3 months leave and make 80K at SAIC for
> shredding papers

How can i get that saic job for shreeding papers?

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Spy Guy ()
Date: August 29, 2015 04:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I doubt there is anyone good looking enough
> working for the CIA that could wear Victoria's
> Secret.


There are quite a few hot pieces of ass working at HQ. Problem is most of them know it.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Out of Your League ()
Date: August 29, 2015 05:48PM

Or with their secret training and all, they simply read you like a book right off and flip the sign to Sorry, We Are Closed the second they set eyes on you.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: get your resumes ready ()
Date: September 06, 2015 10:56PM

Sodexo's Government Services Division is seeking a strong Executive Chef to manage all the culinary operations at a high profile government dining account in Northern Virginia, The successful candidate must be able to obtain a TS/SCI clearance.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Egbv ()
Date: September 06, 2015 11:04PM

Very interesting

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Are you being served? ()
Date: September 06, 2015 11:14PM

Jared Fogle is free.

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Re: Subway store at CIA headquarters
Posted by: Ygg56 ()
Date: September 07, 2015 06:17AM

I hear they put wire taps in their ham

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