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Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Silver ()
Date: October 22, 2012 12:57PM

Sorry I am posting this to everyone, but the Lorton specific forum did not look too lively.

I have been hearing a very annoying low pitch humming in the Mason Neck area. It cycles like it might be a generator, but a very large generator. This sound can be heard throughout my house. Last week it started around 0430, however, now it is almost constant. The sound is definitely outside and I can hear it from various spots on Mason Neck.

Any suggestions would be appreciated. I am starting to go crazy with the noise.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: JennKKK ()
Date: October 22, 2012 12:58PM

That's Gordon's anal dildo.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: RUN! ()
Date: October 22, 2012 01:11PM

Silver Wrote:
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> Sorry I am posting this to everyone, but the
> Lorton specific forum did not look too lively.
>
> I have been hearing a very annoying low pitch
> humming in the Mason Neck area. It cycles like it
> might be a generator, but a very large generator.
> This sound can be heard throughout my house. Last
> week it started around 0430, however, now it is
> almost constant. The sound is definitely outside
> and I can hear it from various spots on Mason
> Neck.
>
> Any suggestions would be appreciated. I am
> starting to go crazy with the noise.


You should get out of your house now. Get as far from your house as possible, as quickly as possible.

Do not return until you can no longer hear the sound from inside your house.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Lia ()
Date: October 23, 2012 12:10AM

I'm also hearing it since like 1030 pm or so it's keeps on going on loud and loud then it stops for like 30 sec and it starts back up .. I wounde is there is any road construction or anything around ??

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: See! I warned you! ()
Date: October 23, 2012 12:52AM

It's the Chinese boring through the Earth to attack.

I tried to warn people back when they were only half-way through that this was happening but nobody would listen.

How you like me now huh!?!

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Papa Bear ()
Date: October 23, 2012 01:03AM

See! I warned you! Wrote:
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> It's the Chinese boring through the Earth to
> attack.
>
> I tried to warn people back when they were only
> half-way through that this was happening but
> nobody would listen.
>
> How you like me now huh!?!


This proves that Romney won the debate tonight, and the election! The chinese are coming to dump all of their Treasury notes and wreck our economy! They know the game is over, Socialist Obama has lost!!

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: HalseyNimitzRommel ()
Date: October 23, 2012 01:11AM

They're fueling up the electrical batteries on the predator drones that are gonna fire Hellfire missiles through your roof. Only those few who have been targeted can hear the noise. Mention it to "normals" and they will think you are crazy. Which is part of their plan. Marginalize the targets. Aren't they clever?

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Telsa ()
Date: October 23, 2012 01:49AM

It depends on the Hertz range of the single/noise. If it's 60 Hz, your refrigerator is fried, replace it. If is in some other range, it's the end of the world as we know it.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: October 23, 2012 10:30AM

JennKKK Wrote:
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> That's Gordon's anal dildo.
Attachments:
u mad bro - he mad son.jpg

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 23, 2012 10:34AM

I think a tastefully crafted tin foil hat is appropriate at this point.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Silver ()
Date: October 26, 2012 02:43PM

Geez - you people are nuts. I am glad I received one serious response. And I wish this noise on all of you and many, many sleepless nights.

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Gold ()
Date: December 08, 2012 03:06PM

I think I know the noise you're talking about, but I think it is gone now. It sounded like construction noise of some sort, but I didn't see any construction being done on the peninsula besides the new road they were putting in on Gunston Road. Could that have been it?

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Who-farted? ()
Date: December 08, 2012 08:32PM

Probably machinery noise from the sewage treatment plant across the street from Gunston plaza. You literally live by the asshole of Fairfax county. I think Lorton should be called Taintville. That's why they put a dump and a DC prison there. Not to mention section 8 housing. It's quite "fragrant" down there during the summer.

I think its comical that they built luxury townhomes right next to Hagel Circle and people actually bought them. Gee, I wonder why my home/car is always getting broken into? Hahahahhahaahahahahaha

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Klingon ()
Date: December 09, 2012 07:12PM

That is the sound of alien cloaking.
Attachments:
cloaking.jpg

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Re: Vibrating Generator type noise near Lorton/Mason Neck
Posted by: Romulan ()
Date: December 09, 2012 10:19PM

Oh, so it sounded something like this...
Attachments:
decloak_birdofprey.mp3

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