Virginia Needs A Cell Phone Law
Posted by:
PutTheGoddamnPhoneDown
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Date: June 17, 2008 07:02PM
So, about 5 mins ago, I was traveling north on Stringfellow, when two, *TWO* FREAKING MORONS both pulled out in front of me from opposite sides of the road. Both of them were trying to turn left and were facing each other. Both decided to go right as I got up to them (I suspect one of these morons decided to go, and the other, followed along like a retarded sheep). In an effort to avoid hitting these two imbeciles, I had to slam on my breaks and pull all the way up into the the turning lane so I was directly facing the oncoming south-bound turn lane off of Stringfellow. I pulled up just enough to let the morons get into the middle of the road because they were about to get t-boned. as well.
So let's recap, I almost get T-boned from both sides, by two dip$hits who themselves almost get T-boned.
Here's what infuriates me. I didn't see the moron on my right, but the one on my left had his cell phone plastered to his ear.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, PUT THE GODDAMN CELL PHONE DOWN FOR A FEW MINUTES. YOU DRIVE LIKE A DRUNK WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PHONE!!!!! YES, YOU TOO