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post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 17, 2005 08:16PM

I sure could use a nice massage, where can one accomplish this in this area?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: ben ()
Date: April 17, 2005 08:30PM

Any health club in the area would be happy to take your money. $75 an hour, pony up.

Wait, what kind of massage do you want again?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 17, 2005 10:51PM

well I have to say I don't have a very "full" idea what kind of massage I want, but I know it should "release" me from the day-to-day stress of Fairfax life.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: asnpcwiz ()
Date: April 18, 2005 09:17AM

Looks like you need a full body massage, but you'll need one with a "happy ending". That's all you need to ask for. Helps if you go to a shady asian place and ask them.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: rtcpenguin ()
Date: April 19, 2005 05:32PM

Theres a place above that Starbucks in old town fairfax that gives massages I believe. Something like $80 plus $30 for the "finish"

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: April 19, 2005 07:45PM

aahahahahah. awesome.
threads like this are why i made fairfaxunderground :)

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 19, 2005 08:09PM

thats alot, you can get a delivery finish for 30 bucks

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 19, 2005 08:16PM

what do you mean by that, mr doctor? delivery to my house?

tellme more, sensei

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: myjohnson ()
Date: April 27, 2005 12:54PM

This is the sort of thing that's really interesting. you can find some information on tbd but nothing useful unless you're a hardcore "hobbyist" (as they like to call themselves)

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: KeepTheStringAlive ()
Date: May 02, 2005 04:26PM

I know there have to be some guys out there knowing where the SouthOfTheBoarder massage places are. I need a good massage that finishes what they start.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: May 02, 2005 04:43PM

sounds like you need a hands-free full-release massage

Just call one of those escort services, but be discreet, they don't want everyone thinking they run ho's all the time or anything like that.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: dlee ()
Date: May 03, 2005 10:32AM

Just post on the Craigslist Casual Encounters, particularly if you don't mind getting a sensuous massage from a dude.

Otherwise, check out adultfriendfinder.com, can that site be for real?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: hellchild ()
Date: May 03, 2005 12:18PM

how far are you willing to travel? I don't know of any in Fairfax but "I have a friend" that knows quite a bit about some in DC. perhaps a bit on the pricy side but for your money you get discretion, your pick of several attractive and talented "masseurs" and "satisfaction guaranteed".

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: j3rown ()
Date: May 03, 2005 09:18PM

all those "quotes"...make you seem quite "shifty" if you ax me...

Can't you just say that they are whores?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: KeepTheStringAlive ()
Date: May 04, 2005 01:51PM

I'll travel to DC or MD if I have to. I just have a thing for the latinas. I'm sure its a passing thing but until I take care of business, its mindboggling. Where are they?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: May 05, 2005 04:03PM

I like this guy's thinking! on cinco di mayo or as i just figured out, 05/05/05, it's a good day to celebrate by supporting the latinas. Anyone know any good information?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: HAHAHA ()
Date: May 07, 2005 04:58PM

This thread kicks A$$!

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: NoBodyAnsweredTheQuestion ()
Date: May 10, 2005 01:49PM

This guy asked where the Latina spas were in VA, DC and MD? Doesn't he know this is a Fairfax County board? Can't believe the idiots who post here.

BUT, a question is a question so somebody spill the beans please. Where are the willing latinas?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: May 16, 2005 12:29PM

folks after my heart. i see nobody is willing to share the goods

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: hellchild ()
Date: May 17, 2005 06:09PM

my budy doesn't want to give out the info. he's afraid that if it goes too public the places will get raided and he will have no more happy endings.
S

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: May 17, 2005 09:25PM

From what I hear, raids are really rare in DC. Probably because too many politicians would get busted.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: PhilLesh ()
Date: May 21, 2005 11:19PM

near sign of the whale on m st. above a taco joint.2nd floor is massage, college-aged mixed-races, third floor is another spa, asian, full service.

There's at least one on Connecticut, near the big hunt, but can't remember that one. As the bars let out, usually mama-san will be sitting on the front step as a discreet signal that there are ladies upstairs.

There's also one across the street from the old hechts building next to a popeyes or some other small ff joint.


as for raids -- I think the MPD has decided it's much more desirable to have it all "hidden" inside rather than out on 14th and 15th st., for all the world to see. Besides, they either use them themselves, or get payoffs for letting them be. Unlike Fairfax County, they have much better things to spend their time on. and limited resources to boot.


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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: February 03, 2012 07:31PM

What ever happen to rstidman?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: The Terrible Truth ()
Date: February 03, 2012 07:34PM

He died from AIDS.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: Westinpeace ()
Date: February 03, 2012 07:39PM

He got married to some slut from this forum. She put on about 50 lbs and he dumped her, then left FFXU for good, probably as a result of all the death threats he received from crazed D&M fans.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: Small Mr. Johnson - Rusty ()
Date: February 03, 2012 08:21PM

Westinpeace Wrote:
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> He got married to some slut from this forum. She
> put on about 50 lbs and he dumped her, then left
> FFXU for good, probably as a result of all the
> death threats he received from crazed D&M fans.

Keisha?

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: #701 ()
Date: February 03, 2012 08:32PM

Small Mr. Johnson - Rusty Wrote:
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> Westinpeace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He got married to some slut from this forum.
> She
> > put on about 50 lbs and he dumped her, then
> left
> > FFXU for good, probably as a result of all the
> > death threats he received from crazed D&M fans.
>
> Keisha?


No, Genevieve.

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Re: post #701...let's celebrate with a massage
Posted by: damn it ()
Date: February 03, 2012 08:51PM

where are the WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!

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