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Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Saved from Fairfax County jail by Bob Nealon ()
Date: September 20, 2012 03:09AM

I got into a very bad legal situation, if I can call it that, with a whole laundry lists of traffic tickets against me in Fairfax County, and I knew that if I used a court appointed attorney, or if I just went to plead on my own, that I was going to definitely do some time in the Fairfax County Adult Correction Facility.

A good friend of mine in Oakton turned me on to a guy who was my total life saver and I owe my freedom to Robert Nealon, THE BEST traffic lawyer in Northern Virginia, by far!

When I thought that I'd be in the Fairfax County jail, I called Bob's office and came in for a consult. His staff was very thorough with me on all of our options regarding my case, and they gave me their road map on how they were going to not only help me stay out of jail, but also to help relieve the stress that I had built up, too.

I'm sure that there are a lot of lawyers that people can recommend who they'll say are the best lawyers in Northern Virginia, but absolutely nobody beats Bob Nealon and his professional staff. If they kept me from completely going to jail, he can do the same for you, too! Seriously, even if you think you can't afford it, you can't afford not to get a good lawyer and Bob Nealon's prices were also some of the best I found, as well.

Please call 703-684-5755, ask for Bob Nealon and someone from his staff will work with you to make sure that your case will be taken care of by the absolute best traffic lawyer and legal team in Northern Virginia.

Also, check out Bob's website at http://www.nealonlawfirm.com.

I'm not getting paid for posting this, and I post this of my own free will, I just owe Bob and his great team of legal professionals my freedom from going to Fairfax County jail.

Tell Bob and his staff that they've got a HUGE fan on Fairfax Underground!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Suspicious ()
Date: September 20, 2012 04:18AM

If someone from the Nealon Law Firm posted the above ad, they would certainly include the required disclaimer from the Bar, right????

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Saved from Fairfax County jail by Bob Nealon ()
Date: September 20, 2012 04:27AM

Suspicious Wrote:
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> If someone from the Nealon Law Firm posted the
> above ad, they would certainly include the
> required disclaimer from the Bar, right????

I'm guessing you're right, if that were the case, but I don't work for Bob Nealon, or his law firm, and they didn't pay me for this and don't know that I posted this. I was just trying to tell people about a really good man and his team who can work miracles. I was in a really bad situation and Bob and his team were able to save my tail from being locked up. That's as simple as I can put it. Did I pay the Nealon Law Firm money, yes, sure, but it was better for me to pay them money to get the best legal team around to save me from going to jail. This is just a tip for anyone who's in legal trouble that might be in a bind with a pile of tickets like I had in front of me who needs help. Bob Nealon is the best man for the job who can work with you on saving your tail like he did with me.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Former Nealon client ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:05AM

I'm a former client of Mr. Nealon. I will agree with the statement that he is the best traffic lawyer in Northern Virginia. I too thought I was going to Fairfax County jail but Mr. Nealon must be buddies with all the judges at the Fairfax County Traffic Court because all I had to do was pay for court cost, no fines, no jail time. Thank you Mr. Nealon for saving me from going to jail.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:25AM

This sounds a lot like spamming to me. Repeatedly posting the name Bob Nelson with links to his site and his number.

Looks like the OP did read SEO for Dummies...only he didn't do his homework on FFXU.

I predict this thread will take a "anti-Bob Nelson" turn and take it soon.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:59AM

Well, filthy criminals deserve the best representaion they can get I suppose, even if the lawyer himself is totally devoid of any morality or shame.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: So glad we have lawyers to save us ()
Date: September 20, 2012 12:11PM

Well isn't that special. I'm so glad to know that you were spared jail time for multiple traffic violations that you should have gone to jail for. Sadly, however, you clearly learned nothing and will continue to be a menace to the rest of us on the roads. Great job, Nealon. Maybe your family will be injured by this asshole - karma at work.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 20, 2012 12:17PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> This sounds a lot like spamming to me. Repeatedly
> posting the name Bob Nelson with links to his site
> and his number.
>
> Looks like the OP did read SEO for Dummies...only
> he didn't do his homework on FFXU.
>
> I predict this thread will take a "anti-Bob
> Nelson" turn and take it soon.

TheNorthman must be a troll who has nothing better to do than to rip everyone's posts.

I know of someone that has had Bob Nealon as a client and he thought the guy did some great work for him.

Jesus fucking Christ, Bob Nealon is the man's name? But I'm guessing that TheNorthman is just being a typical troll dick who takes out his frustrations because the last time he saw pussy was when he was born and he's so angry that neither of his hands will have sex with him anymore.

I predict TheNorthman will be foaming at the mouth as he trolls more threads on FFXU.

I don't know Bob Nealon, at all, but get a life, dude! Go take your anger and frustration out on your blow up doll.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 20, 2012 12:31PM

Somewhere,on the streets of FFX, there is an ambulance being chased by Robert B. Nealon

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: FFXU Trolls ()
Date: September 20, 2012 12:47PM

Wow! All the FFXU trolls are coming out, today!

They obviously don't have any life of their own so they take their vile hatred of American society out on everyone else.

Lighten up on the original poster, assholes. No one knows what his situation was, but let me ask all of you dumb assed 'holier than thou' pricks a question.

Would you rather have a society where no one had any legal representation and everyone, no matter what, just got carted off to jail?

I'm guessing all of you low-life mother fucker FFXU trolls would love that.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 20, 2012 01:00PM

Thanks for your insight Bobby.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Mary, mother of God ()
Date: September 20, 2012 01:02PM

Long ago, i tried to get Robert B. Nealon Maximus to get my son, Jesus, off the charges agsainst him. We know how that turned out.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 20, 2012 01:06PM

Go get it Bobby!
Attachments:
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: rover p ()
Date: September 20, 2012 01:16PM

My Dog was charged with pissing in public, can this nealon get him off.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 20, 2012 02:12PM

TheNorthman Troll Wrote:
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This sounds a lot like spamming to me.
> Repeatedly
> > posting the name Bob Nelson with links to his
> site
> > and his number.
> >
> > Looks like the OP did read SEO for
> Dummies...only
> > he didn't do his homework on FFXU.
> >
> > I predict this thread will take a "anti-Bob
> > Nelson" turn and take it soon.
>
> Theorthman must be a troll who has nothing better
> to do than to rip everyone's posts.
>
> I know of someone that has had Bob Nealon as a
> client and he thought the guy did some great work
> for him.
>
> Jesus fucking Christ, Bob Nealon is the man's
> name? But I'm guessing that TheNorthman is just
> being a typical troll dick who takes out his
> frustrations because the last time he saw pussy
> was when he was born and he's so angry that
> neither of his hands will have sex with him
> anymore.
>
> I predict TheNorthman will be foaming at the mouth
> as he trolls more threads on FFXU.
>
> I don't know Bob Nealon, at all, but get a life,
> dude! Go take your anger and frustration out on
> your blow up doll.

Silly me. I thought his name was Robert Nelson but it turns out it is Bob Nealon which will make this thread considerably easier to find for Google searchers. I haven't said anything negative about this guy nor have I made any attempt to draw negative search results here to this thread.

All I'm saying was that the OP post was a commercial disguised as a legitimate post. I also predicted that other regular users would recognize it as such and within a short period of time this thread would turn against Robert Nealon.

All of his supporters in this thread are unregistered and likely the same person. I stand by everything I said.

Not being outed adds inches to my dick on this site.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Franz ()
Date: September 20, 2012 02:48PM

His brother, Kevin, was a subliminally great actor on SNL.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 20, 2012 02:54PM

Ok, so I did a little research and found that in fewer than 12 hours this thread has gone from non-existent to the number 5 Google search result for Robert Nealon Lawyer. I have NO doubt that it will be number 1 result shortly.

If you add the word traffic to the above search then this thread IS the number one search results for “robert nealon traffic lawyer”, a likely query for anybody considering whether or not to hire him.

You wanted an opportunity to thank him; now you have the number 1 search result on Google to do just that!

Not being outed adds inches to my dick on this site.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Reputable man ()
Date: September 20, 2012 03:15PM

I have check it out too and found that Robert Nealon is a very reputable and well known lawyer who takes very good care of all of his clients. At least he's got a good reputation, which is always good when it comes to dealing with the Fairfax County Court System.

Also, who has time or really cares about where Robert Nealon is ranked on Google? Pick up the clue phone and you'll find out that the rankings change by the hour, day, month and year. It's very fluid so what you see as far a a Google ranking now doesn't really mean shit.

Take your bib off dude, it's unbecoming of you while you're wearing a diaper.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 20, 2012 03:20PM

You're lecturing me on Google search results?

Not being outed adds inches to my dick on this site.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Fairfax Lawyer ()
Date: September 20, 2012 03:42PM

I've been an attorney for 17 years, totally in Fairfax, and I've never heard of the guy.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: raping gay nigguhs with aids barebacking crocidile from alabama ()
Date: September 20, 2012 03:47PM

this niggguh got my cuzin shot 13 timez after he pladed quilty to 1st degree attempted vehichular manslaughter and 2 counts of assault with a louisville slugger with nails hammered into it so when i hit the flying unicorn it died the firsttime, although, the rainbow spider hippos from brazil never seemed to like the doritos.

and my 45th greatest dream would be to become the very first unicorn trainer under the age of 97 to orbit the moon on a ski boat made of cheese attached to a green rocketmachineship.

and i LOVE CHEESE PUFFS. they make my nipples hard !!!!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 20, 2012 04:19PM

Fairfax Lawyer Wrote:
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> I've been an attorney for 17 years, totally in
> Fairfax, and I've never heard of the guy.


Well maybe that’s Robert Nealon only takes on a very exclusive clientele. Think Tom Hagen in the Godfather. He was one of the most powerful lawyers of his time, yet very few people actually knew who he was.

Or maybe Robert Nealon is just an ambulance chaser trying to make a name for himself by spamming Fairfax Underground.

Not being outed adds inches to my dick on this site.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 20, 2012 04:46PM

Fairfax Lawyer Wrote:
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> I've been an attorney for 17 years, totally in
> Fairfax, and I've never heard of the guy.


Hahahaha, best post so far

 

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 21, 2012 10:51AM

The funny thing about this thread is Bobby posting under different names giving The Northman a hard time.

Hardly anyone is mystified as to why lawyers are so universally despised, except for lawyers themselves. Bobby's original spam post and follow ups show his own cluelessness in this regard.

Bobby, I'm curious about one thing.

Which running shoes are the best for chasing ambulances, Nikes or New Balance?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Trolls on FFXU ()
Date: September 21, 2012 01:21PM

Why are there so many totally lame assed fucked up trolls on FFXU who will bash anything and everything when it comes to different threads?

Shit, the last time any of those fucking dumb asses saw a pussy was on the day they were born and your hands refuse to jerk off your cocks for fear of self inflicted sex abuse.

You troll assholes sitting around in your Star Trek tee shirts and boxer shorts need to get a life!

But wait, that will NEVER happen! LOL

(I'm waiting for the response from the dude who's 45 years old, locked in his bedroom, sitting in his underwear, living at home with his parents, who just spit up his bowl of Lucky Charms after reading what I just posted! Come on asshole, I know you're out there, you fucking loser! LOL)

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 21, 2012 02:05PM

BEH Wrote:
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> The funny thing about this thread is Bobby posting
> under different names giving The Northman a hard
> time.
>
> Hardly anyone is mystified as to why lawyers are
> so universally despised, except for lawyers
> themselves. Bobby's original spam post and follow
> ups show his own cluelessness in this regard.
>
> Bobby, I'm curious about one thing.
>
> Which running shoes are the best for chasing
> ambulances, Nikes or New Balance?

Getting trolled by some anono-fuck doesn't bother me in the slightest especially when the person doing it is too stupid to realize that the aggregate gain/loss of his cut & paste spam adds/insults is to drive a bunch of traffic to a place on the interwebs where his law firm looks really pathetic (this thread).

After reading this post he will though!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Trolls on FFXU ()
Date: September 21, 2012 03:26PM

Hey fuckwad 'TheNorthman'! (Who the fuck thinks of a stupid fucking tag like that?)

I don't know who the hell Robert B. Nealon is, and I could give a fuck, I was just using this thread as one example.

I could have used any thread on FFXU, you fucking dick head.

Shouldn't you be trying to go fuck your blow up doll instead of trolling on FFXU?

Wait, you can't, you're a fucking FFXU troll who has a shitty opinion about every fucking thread.

Did your dad regularly beat your ass because every kid in the neighborhood was beating your ass, too, so now you take your rage and pent up frustrations out on different people here posting threads on FFXU?

Jesus Christ, dude, you are one big time fucked up mother fucker. I'll at least give you credit for that.

Whoever royally fucked you up your ass recently must have really pissed you the fuck off.

You troll because that's who you are, it's in your personality, you can't ever get laid, you've got tons of porn loaded up on your laptop to try to jerk off to when you're not bitching about something on FFXU.

Like I said before, asshole, the last time you saw pussy was when you were born and you'll never see it again!

Get a fucking life! LOL

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 21, 2012 03:35PM

Trolls on FFXU Wrote:
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> Hey fuckwad 'TheNorthman'! (Who the fuck thinks of
> a stupid fucking tag like that?)
>
> I don't know who the hell Robert B. Nealon is, and
> I could give a fuck, I was just using this thread
> as one example.
>
> I could have used any thread on FFXU, you fucking
> dick head.
>
> Shouldn't you be trying to go fuck your blow up
> doll instead of trolling on FFXU?
>
> Wait, you can't, you're a fucking FFXU troll who
> has a shitty opinion about every fucking thread.
>
> Did your dad regularly beat your ass because every
> kid in the neighborhood was beating your ass, too,
> so now you take your rage and pent up frustrations
> out on different people here posting threads on
> FFXU?
>
> Jesus Christ, dude, you are one big time fucked up
> mother fucker. I'll at least give you credit for
> that.
>
> Whoever royally fucked you up your ass recently
> must have really pissed you the fuck off.
>
> You troll because that's who you are, it's in your
> personality, you can't ever get laid, you've got
> tons of porn loaded up on your laptop to try to
> jerk off to when you're not bitching about
> something on FFXU.
>
> Like I said before, asshole, the last time you saw
> pussy was when you were born and you'll never see
> it again!
>
> Get a fucking life! LOL


Damn bitch!

What’s wrong with you?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2012 03:39PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> This sounds a lot like spamming to me. Repeatedly
> posting the name Bob Nelson with links to his site
> and his number.
>
> Looks like the OP did read SEO for Dummies...only
> he didn't do his homework on FFXU.
>
> I predict this thread will take a "anti-Bob
> Nelson" turn and take it soon.





You know a lawyer is desperate for business when he advertises on FFXU.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Northman's a FFXU TROLL! LOL ()
Date: September 21, 2012 03:52PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Trolls on FFXU Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey fuckwad 'TheNorthman'! (Who the fuck thinks
> of
> > a stupid fucking tag like that?)
> >
> > I don't know who the hell Robert B. Nealon is,
> and
> > I could give a fuck, I was just using this
> thread
> > as one example.
> >
> > I could have used any thread on FFXU, you
> fucking
> > dick head.
> >
> > Shouldn't you be trying to go fuck your blow up
> > doll instead of trolling on FFXU?
> >
> > Wait, you can't, you're a fucking FFXU troll
> who
> > has a shitty opinion about every fucking
> thread.
> >
> > Did your dad regularly beat your ass because
> every
> > kid in the neighborhood was beating your ass,
> too,
> > so now you take your rage and pent up
> frustrations
> > out on different people here posting threads on
> > FFXU?
> >
> > Jesus Christ, dude, you are one big time fucked
> up
> > mother fucker. I'll at least give you credit
> for
> > that.
> >
> > Whoever royally fucked you up your ass recently
> > must have really pissed you the fuck off.
> >
> > You troll because that's who you are, it's in
> your
> > personality, you can't ever get laid, you've
> got
> > tons of porn loaded up on your laptop to try to
> > jerk off to when you're not bitching about
> > something on FFXU.
> >
> > Like I said before, asshole, the last time you
> saw
> > pussy was when you were born and you'll never
> see
> > it again!
> >
> > Get a fucking life! LOL
>
>
> Damn bitch!
>
> What’s wrong with you?

Damn Northman, did your mom catch you jerking off to underage child porn, again? LOL

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: FU Baily ()
Date: September 21, 2012 04:14PM

Wow, Robert B. Nealon is REALLY angry!

Watch out, he may sue!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: I AGREE! THENORTHMAN IS A FUCKING LOSER TROLL! ()
Date: September 21, 2012 04:25PM

I TOTALLY AGREE! THENORTHMAN IS A FUCKING LOSER TROLL! THENORTHMAN WILL SHIT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE JUST TO BE A DICK! THENORTHMAN HATES PEOPLE, HATES SOCIETY, AND HATES LIFE. THENORTHMAN HAS ONE OF THOSE PERSONALITIES WHERE HE'S GOT TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE JUST SO HE'S HAPPY. THENORTHMAN IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO WILL PROBABLY 'GO POSTAL' LIKE THE GUY WHO SHOT UP THE MOVIE THEATER IN COLORADO!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: chip it ()
Date: September 21, 2012 06:38PM

To the Op, keep his card handy, I suspect this wont be the last time you need a lawyer, you dont sound very smart.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 21, 2012 06:40PM

I AGREE! THENORTHMAN IS A FUCKING LOSER TROLL! Wrote:
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> I TOTALLY AGREE! THENORTHMAN IS A FUCKING LOSER
> TROLL! THENORTHMAN WILL SHIT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
> CAKE JUST TO BE A DICK! THENORTHMAN HATES PEOPLE,
> HATES SOCIETY, AND HATES LIFE. THENORTHMAN HAS ONE
> OF THOSE PERSONALITIES WHERE HE'S GOT TO FUCK UP
> YOUR LIFE JUST SO HE'S HAPPY. THENORTHMAN IS ONE
> OF THOSE GUYS WHO WILL PROBABLY 'GO POSTAL' LIKE
> THE GUY WHO SHOT UP THE MOVIE THEATER IN COLORADO!
Don't beat around the bush,man. What do you really think?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: extra credit ()
Date: September 21, 2012 06:41PM

To the OP can you state the traffic charge? I am curious as I never heard of anyone going to jail on traffic tickets. Reckless and DUI do not count as they are not technically a traffic charge but criminal.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Thanks for the tip ()
Date: September 24, 2012 06:37AM

I would like to thank whoever originally posted this thread. It was a big help to me.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: What I Learned From This Thread ()
Date: September 24, 2012 08:07AM

Clearly, Bob Nealon is a scumbag lawyer for the worst dregs of society.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Previous poster FFXU douchebag! ()
Date: September 24, 2012 08:19AM

What I Learned From This Thread Wrote:
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> Clearly, Bob Nealon is a scumbag lawyer for the
> worst dregs of society.

Here's what I learned from your post numb nuts:

I don't know who Bob Nealon is but if Bob Nealon is a 'scumbag lawyer' then you're a douchebag poster on FFXU.

The last time you saw pussy was when you were born, asshole.

Go fuck yourself! LOL

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 24, 2012 09:52AM

Wow, Bobby is really angry, but his anonymous posts kind of validate his critics.

Just like any lawyer he has to get the last word, and he will, but it won't do him any good.

He has been exposed as a spammer, and to be rather desperate for work, apparently.

Yeah Bobby, I know, you don't know who Bob Nealon is , but everybody who is critical of you is a douchebag poster , hasn't seen pussy since they were born, and we live in out Mom's basement.

Ok, Bobby see you around, good luck with your career.

Now answer this and claim you don't know who you are.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: FFXU Trolls are out in force! ()
Date: September 24, 2012 03:32PM

Wow, the FFXU trolls are out today! LOL

How many of you fucking dickwad foamers think that this guy, Bob Nealon, actually posted this?

Lawyers do some crazy shit, but this, to me, doesn't look like something any lawyer would do.

But, then again, this is Fairfax Underground, full of fuckwad trolls who foam at the mouth at anything, while they sit in front of their computers, just jerking themselves off at stupid shit that they can bitch and complain about.

Come on you dumb assed dirt bag FFXU trollers! Wake the fuck up, assholes!

I'm waiting for the troll who's fingers can't type a response quick enough, as he foams at the mouth, and his drool covers his keyboard! LOL
Attachments:
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 24, 2012 04:31PM

FFXU Trolls are out in force! Wrote:
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> Wow, the FFXU trolls are out today! LOL
>
> How many of you fucking dickwad foamers think that
> this guy, Bob Nealon, actually posted this?
>
> Lawyers do some crazy shit, but this, to me,
> doesn't look like something any lawyer would do.
>
> But, then again, this is Fairfax Underground, full
> of fuckwad trolls who foam at the mouth at
> anything, while they sit in front of their
> computers, just jerking themselves off at stupid
> shit that they can bitch and complain about.
>
> Come on you dumb assed dirt bag FFXU trollers!
> Wake the fuck up, assholes!
>
> I'm waiting for the troll who's fingers can't type
> a response quick enough, as he foams at the mouth,
> and his drool covers his keyboard! LOL
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 24, 2012 05:02PM

Thanks for the tip Wrote:
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> I would like to thank whoever originally posted
> this thread. It was a big help to me.


What did Bob Nealon do for you since this thread was posted 4 days ago? Let's actually analyze the possible validity of this statement on the spamo-meter.

* OP goes up 9/20/2012 at 3:09AM (HA!)

* Thanks for the tip , being thoroughly impressed with what he read here, calls the Law Offices of Robert Nealon that very day and sets up a consultation appointment the next day.

* Friday, 9/21/2012, Thanks for the tip goes to his non-existent appointment with Robert Nealon and.....what? What the fuck could possibly have happened between Friday and this morning at 6:37AM when Thanks for the tip made his post (and resurrected this thread) especially given the fact that two of those days were weekends?


Give it up for Robert B Nealon, the Best Traffic Lawyer on Fairfax Underground!....and then Google image search yourself this time tomorrow Rob!



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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman's fucked up ()
Date: September 24, 2012 06:39PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Thanks for the tip Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would like to thank whoever originally posted
> > this thread. It was a big help to me.
>
>
> What did Bob Nealon do for you since this thread
> was posted 4 days ago? Let's actually analyze the
> possible validity of this statement on the
> spamo-meter.
>
> * OP goes up 9/20/2012 at 3:09AM (HA!)
>
> * Thanks for the tip , being thoroughly
> impressed with what he read here, calls the
> Law Offices of
> Robert Nealon
that very day and sets up a
> consultation appointment the next day.
>
> * Friday, 9/21/2012, Thanks for the tip
> goes to his non-existent appointment with Robert
> Nealon and.....what? What the fuck could
> possibly have happened between Friday and this
> morning at 6:37AM when Thanks for the tip
> made his post (and resurrected this thread)
> especially given the fact that two of those days
> were weekends?
>
>
> Give it up for Robert B Nealon, the Best
> Traffic Lawyer on Fairfax Underground!
....and
> then
> [URL=https://www.google.com/search?q=Robert+B+Neal
> on&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=SJw&rls=org.
> mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm
> =isch&sa=X&ei=DclgUKyUEOjo0QGA7IDYDw&ved=0CAoQ_AUo
> AQ&biw=1136&bih=613#hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-
> a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q
> =Robert+B+Nealon+fairfax&oq=Robert+B+Nealon+fairfa
> x&gs_l=img.3...5950.8726.0.9224.8.8.0.0.0.0.194.71
> 8.6j2.8.0...0.0...1c.1.RBjs8VftuNM&pbx=1&bav=on.2,
> or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=746e57c133e9881c&biw=1136&bi
> h=613]Google image search yourself [/URL]this time
> tomorrow Rob!

Hey, it's Fairfax Underground's true unemployed jobless fucktard, 'TheNorthman' who foams at the mouth all day while he jerks off at different threads that he likes to spew his bullshit on.

TheNorthman is a well known child molester who has been on America's Most Wanted, and is wanted by many law enforcement agencies.

TheNorthman lives at home with his handicapped mother, stealing her social security checks, stealing her late husband's military pension, stealing anything and everything he can from her. TheNorthman has even taken his mother to give blow jobs to truckers in her wheelchair, at truck stops, so he could get money.

This troll, TheNorthman, has never had sex with a woman. Never, ever. The last time he saw a pussy was the day he was born.

TheNorthman is out to molest children by baiting them to come to his house.

Beware of TheNorthman. He will try to fuck you all.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Cyber Lawyer ()
Date: September 24, 2012 06:45PM

Its not a good idea to mess with a career attorney on the internet. He could easily sue everybody here for everything they own and even if you all live in your mother's basements and have nothing you will still have this on your record and possibly face prison time for slander.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 24, 2012 07:28PM

TheNorthman (shown in the picture, below) must want to get locked up for many, many, many years, fucks around with a lawyer? Who cares what lawyer, Bob Nealon, or otherwise, but TheNorthman must be on a suicide watch. (One could only hope that TheNorthman kills himself.)

Some might say that TheNorthman has balls, but clearly he doesn't, because TheNorthman is just a God damned fucking idiot troll.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 24, 2012 08:31PM

Cyber Lawyer Wrote:
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> Its not a good idea to mess with a career attorney
> on the internet. He could easily sue everybody
> here for everything they own and even if you all
> live in your mother's basements and have nothing
> you will still have this on your record and
> possibly face prison time for slander.


I don't really see the slander here. Northdude called Robert Nealon "The best traffic lawyer on Fairfax Underground."

I wish someone would slander me with compliments!

 

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: go blow yourself ()
Date: September 24, 2012 10:18PM

Cyber Lawyer Wrote:
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> Its not a good idea to mess with a career attorney
> on the internet. He could easily sue everybody
> here for everything they own and even if you all
> live in your mother's basements and have nothing
> you will still have this on your record and
> possibly face prison time for slander.



Bobby is that you?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: September 25, 2012 07:31AM

To the OP: If you don't want your endorsement to be trashed, wait until someone asks for a lawyer before posting your comment. Anything unsolicited is treated as SPAM here and is much abused.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 25, 2012 08:51AM

Bobby, you protest too much.
Let it go.

A lot of lawyers that can't cut the mustard still have opportunities as clerks and paralegals.

Maybe spamming didn't work out and you got too old to pursue ambulances , but it's not the end of the world baby.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: farting in public ()
Date: September 25, 2012 09:07AM

Cyber Lawyer Wrote:
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> Its not a good idea to mess with a career attorney
> on the internet. He could easily sue everybody
> here for everything they own and even if you all
> live in your mother's basements and have nothing
> you will still have this on your record and
> possibly face prison time for slander.


prison time for slander? How about for farting in public? Mine's pretty offensive.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Mr. Nealon is a good man ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:16AM

I think that Mr. Nealon is a good man, a good lawyer, and that he wasn't the original poster for this thread. What lawyer would do something like that? Think about it people.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 25, 2012 02:11PM

Mr. Nealon is a good man Wrote:
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> I think that Mr. Nealon is a good man, a good
> lawyer, and that he wasn't the original poster for
> this thread. What lawyer would do something like
> that? Think about it people.


I think whoever did this was trying advertise here. Do you think some guy with no financial interest in the firm made the original post?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 25, 2012 02:20PM

LOL! You think?

It was Bobby all along.

Why else would there be so much anger in the posts?

Just remember through the ages some of the stunts laywers have pulled in their own interests with no shame or embarrassment.

No one should be surprised at anything a lawyer would do.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH is a troll ()
Date: September 25, 2012 02:32PM

BEH is a fucking troll. BEH lives with his mother, he's unemployed and reads through Fairfax Underground almost 24/7 and jerks off his two inch dick and drools when he gets all foamed at the mouth over something that, to him (because he's heavily on medication) just isn't right. BEH likes to stroke off his little dick with sand paper, so the hate and anger he doesn't take out on himself, he takes out here, on Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: such anger in a person ()
Date: September 25, 2012 02:35PM

BEH is a troll Wrote:
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> BEH is a fucking troll. BEH lives with his mother,
> he's unemployed and reads through Fairfax
> Underground almost 24/7 and jerks off his two inch
> dick and drools when he gets all foamed at the
> mouth over something that, to him (because he's
> heavily on medication) just isn't right. BEH
> likes to stroke off his little dick with sand
> paper, so the hate and anger he doesn't take out
> on himself, he takes out here, on Fairfax
> Underground.




BREATH!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 25, 2012 02:40PM

Well,it's about time you got to me Bobby.

Moms making lasagna tonight, come on over. Just knock on the cellar door.

But please, leave your obsession with my lil' smecker out in the car, ok?

And jeeze, you seem pretty angry yourself.

If an ambulance goes by on your way here, feel free to chase it,you can stop by any time, my cellar door is open 24/7.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:41PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Well,it's about time you got to me Bobby.
>
> Moms making lasagna tonight, come on over. Just
> knock on the cellar door.
>
> But please, leave your obsession with my lil'
> smecker out in the car, ok?
>
> And jeeze, you seem pretty angry yourself.
>
> If an ambulance goes by on your way here, feel
> free to chase it,you can stop by any time,
> cellar door is open 24/7.

BEH, I think that the guy doing the copy/paste job of "you haven't seen pussy since you were born, you jerk off to CP...." is not the OP but rather somebody who thinks Robert Nealon is a turd too and just having fun fanning the flames here.



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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:10PM

TheNorthman, go fuck yourself, okay?

Jesus fucking Christ, dude!

Do you think that you are some mother fucking "holier than thou" son of a bitch who can act anonymously on Fairfax Underground all the time?

Apparently so.

Dude, you couldn't act like you do, here, in public, because you would regularly get your fucking punk ass whipped, all the damn time.

Same thing can be said for your little bitch BEH.

You trolls are the fucking assholes that like to always piss people the fuck off.

Seriously. You'd both be getting your asses summarily beaten every single fucking day if either of you dick breath mother fuckers do what you do in public.

But as long as you act like shit head fucking trolls, on Fairfax Underground, you get your perverted fucking jollies.

And the statement is also so fucking true, neither one of you low-life fucking ass wipes have seen pussy since you were born, and I'm guessing you both hate people, hate life and probably, no doubt, will go postal and kill a bunch of people somewhere, unexpectedly, because that's how you both are fucking wired.

You both are also obviously unemployed jerk offs, too.

Once again, because I know you know how do to this very, very well... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:18PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:31PM

No, LOL, I'm not hardly mad at all, dickwad!

Hey, 'TheNorthman', this picture, below, pretty much sizes up you and BEH.

How many little boys have you two child molesters snared today?

I'm sure that in your perverted fucked up minds, that when you're not fucking with threads on Fairfax Underground, you're both trading child porn between each other.

Just go and fuck yourself. I know you enjoy doing it! LOL
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:33PM

Here's another picture that depicts you, 'TheNorthman'.

Actually, once again, it should size up both you and 'BEH', who are both well-known fucked up internet trolls.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:33PM


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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman Troll ()
Date: September 25, 2012 04:56PM

Dude, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all.

Seriously, I can't be mad at a mental fucking retard like you.

I know you rode the short bus to school when you were a kid.

How much did your mother have to pay for all of your ADD drugs?

One day, some day, in the future, I know I'll be reading about how you went into a shopping mall with rifles and killed countless numbers of innocent people.

It's in your fucked up DNA, dude. It's how you think. It's how you are wired.

That day, sadly, for so many unsuspecting people, will come soon, as you maul them all down with rifles while not thinking anything of what you're doing.

As you're firing away, and killing people, the best thing that can and probably will happen to you, is that a Fairfax County police officer will probably cap your ass, right in the head, exploding your skull and ending your pitiful existence.

Turd? You're the 'turd', dude.

Now, TheNorthman, get back to molesting little kids like you always do.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: bc they have no life ()
Date: September 26, 2012 01:01AM

The Northman and eesh are the biggest trolls here, beh not so much

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 26, 2012 07:12AM

You don't know what a troll is if you think eesh, beh or I even remotely fit the definition of one.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: somebody close to bobby ()
Date: September 26, 2012 08:57AM

Can't we just all get along?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 26, 2012 09:35AM

For a guy that isn't mad, Bobby sure does do a great imitation of one.

Apparently one very important point has escaped our lawyer friend.

When you troll the trolls, well then, you're a troll too.

Perhaps more time in the law library and less time here with the unemployed cellar dwellers, Bobby wouldn't have to resort to spamming to drum up business for his failing law firm.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 26, 2012 09:38AM

> BEH, I think that the guy doing the copy/paste job
> of "you haven't seen pussy since you were born,
> you jerk off to CP...." is not the OP but rather
> somebody who thinks Robert Nealon is a turd too
> and just having fun fanning the flames here.


I think you may be right Northman.

Jeeze, it is fun though.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Cyber Lawyer ()
Date: September 26, 2012 11:32AM

You guys had better be careful about what you say regarding Robert Nealon. If you continue to make your unfounded accusations against him claiming that he trolls Fairfax Underground you will open yourself up to civil litigation liabilities especially if he loses business due to this thread.

Don’t forget pain and suffering which could make you guys bankrupts here.

DO NOT ACCUSE ROBERT NEALON OF SPAMMING FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND if you know what is good for you.

That’s all I will say on this matter. Proceed at your own risk.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 26, 2012 12:09PM

Good luck with that.

Don't forget, we all live with our Moms and we're unemployed.

If you want to sue my Mom, she's on a pension , is crippled with arthritis , and is blind. We don't own our home, and don't have a car.

Another rich guy suing a poor guy. That wouldn't do anyones practice any good.

Besides, wouldn't we get a cease and desist order first?

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Cease and Desist at Once ()
Date: September 26, 2012 01:24PM

Dear eesh, TheNorthman, Cary Weideman, BEH and additional John and Jane Does engaged in unlawful activity:

This law firm represents The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon, and we have been asked to write this letter to you. Many of your statements about Robert B. Nealon in your blog postings are untrue and defamatory. You made them maliciously to injure The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon in its trade, office and profession. As such, they are defamatory per se. Under O.C.G.A. 51-5-11, this letter constitutes a demand for immediate retraction in writing of these false and libelous statements. In accordance with O.C.G.A 51-5-11(b)(1)(C), The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon demands that your retraction and correction be accompanied by an editorial in which you specifically repudiated your libelous statements.

Your web psotings and conduct also constitute tortious interference with the business and contractual relations of The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon. As such, they are actionable and expose you to the imposition of compensatory as well as punitive damages.

Below, we have noted some of the more patent, malicious, and libelious comments made by you in your e-mails; some of them also evidence your tortious interference. If The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon, is forced to file suit to stop your wrongful conduct, it will also seek an award of its attorney fees and litigation expenses not to exceed $1,000,000.00.
(Note: Complaints were not numbered in the original letter-I have done so here so each can be easily addressed)

1. In the postings in this blog, users here have repeatedly stated that “the original poster”, (hereafter known as OP) was either Robert Nealon or representing The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon. This is patently false.

2. In a post, dated September 20, 2012 03:42PM made by Fairfax Lawyer and falsely stated that ” I've been an attorney for 17 years, totally in Fairfax, and I've never heard of the guy.” This is patently false.

3. In a post, dated September 21, 2012 10:51AM the user BEH stated, ” Which running shoes are the best for chasing ambulances, Nikes or New Balance? ” suggesting that the The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon has ever engaged in the activity of Ambulance Chasing. This is patently false.

4. In a post dated September 24, 2012 05:02PM the user TheNorthman unlawfully posted a picture suggesting that that The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon applies his trade for users of the website Fairfax Underground. This is patently false.

5. In a post dated September 21, 2012 03:39PM the user eesh unlawfully posted a the following comment ”You know a lawyer is desperate for business when he advertises on FFXU. The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon. This is patently false.


6. The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon does not claim to be the best traffic lawyer in Fairfax County Virginia. Although they ARE VERY GOOD

Many of these errors have been previously brought to the attention of the users of Fairfax Underground attention. Also, on occasion you have admitted that your postings exceeded the bounds of free speech. Your failure to correct your erroneous and false statements and their repitition after notice of their falsehood constitutes further publication of libel. It also confirms your malicious intent.

If you do not immediately publish the requested retraction, and cease and desist from tortious interference and making false and malicious comments about The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon, it's officers, and its programs, we will file suit against you and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Please govern yourself accordingly.
Sincerely yours

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 26, 2012 01:47PM

There you go it's official.

Thread closed.

Mom!

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 26, 2012 01:52PM

BEH Wrote:
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> There you go it's official.
>
> Thread closed.
>
> Mom!

Now way BEH!! We gotta fight the power. I won't be intimidated


All kidding aside, as long as this thread is delivering, I'll keep posting playing here.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 26, 2012 02:05PM

This is why I miss Bleh.

He NEVER threatened to sue.

If Meade threatens litigation, I'm finding another hobby.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 26, 2012 03:02PM

See TheNorthmanTroll, I could easily take some shots back at this guy right now but I won’t. Are you still siding with the OP or do you agree these guys are a bunch of idiots?

Come out of character for a second and be honest here….I know you can.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 26, 2012 05:43PM

Cease and Desist at Once Wrote:
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> 5. In a post dated September 21, 2012 03:39PM
>
the user eesh unlawfully posted a the
> following comment ”You know a lawyer is
> desperate for business when he advertises on FFXU.
>
The Law Offices of Robert B.
> Nealon
. This is patently
> false.




You know a lawyer is desperate for business when he thinks a post on Fairfax Underground is costing him clients.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: confused boy in basement ()
Date: September 26, 2012 09:46PM

Cease and Desist at Once,

Which law firm are you? I don't see a name and your letter was kindly signed blank.

It's just rude not to sign a letter.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: You woke the bear! ()
Date: September 26, 2012 10:24PM

TheNorthman and BEH have really woken up the bear with fucking with Bob Nealon!

Those two dumb fucking trolls don't realize the shit that they have stirred up now!

Both of those fucking idiots are about to get the royal fucking up their asses that they like, and deserve. (Is it punishment that TheNorthman and BEH both love to get fucked up their ass? Hmm, maybe not.)

Finally, the mechanisms of the law and legal authority will come into play regarding Fairfax Underground.

The end is near for all of you fucking jerk off trolls!
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: how did you get a picture of me ()
Date: September 26, 2012 10:51PM

Me smoking a cig in my wood panelled basement on my 5.25" disk drive and dot matrix printer. I love it! And don't forget the telephone line for the modem hookup. maybe mid 80s, if i had to guess.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: TheNorthman or BEH ()
Date: September 27, 2012 12:55AM

Which one of you silly fucks keeps trolling this thread?

TheNorthman, or BEH?

You're both going to get butt fucked hard.

But that's what you troll mother fuckers REALLY like, anyways.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Curious Observations ()
Date: September 27, 2012 01:17AM

Cease and Desist at Once Wrote:
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#1
> Under O.C.G.A. 51-5-11....

OCGA? I believe that is the Official Code of Georgia Annotated.

#2
> (Note: Complaints were not numbered in the original
> letter-I have done so here so each can be easily addressed)

Now why would an attorney writing the original cease and desist letter include this parenthetical?

#3
> The Law Offices of Robert B. Nealon, it's officers, and its programs

PROGRAMS? I must have missed that part.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Internet Trolls ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:20AM

You dumb ass fucking Internet trolls are a bunch of true simple fucks!

It looks like Bob Nealon was not the original poster, and it looks like you typical troll idiots have really pissed him off!

Way to go, assholes! LOL

All of you FFXU trolls are probably loving all your shitty little glory that you get here, but in real life, you'd be getting your asses whipped every.single.fucking, day. Guaranteed!
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: like it is ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:54AM

bobby is a man of considerable influence who donates considerably to the democratic party and local democratic candidates.mr nealon is also connected to george mason university as well as several other public/private entities.in other words he's politically connected and affiliated,or to boorow a phrase another carpetbagging yankee .

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 27, 2012 07:32AM

like it is Wrote:
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> bobby is a man of considerable influence who
> donates considerably to the democratic party and
> local democratic candidates.mr nealon is also
> connected to george mason university as well as
> several other public/private entities.in other
> words he's politically connected and affiliated,or
> to boorow a phrase another carpetbagging yankee .

It could be worse.

He could be a Jew.

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Robert B. Nealon - The Best self promoting thread in Northern Virginia lol
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: September 27, 2012 07:35AM

please cease and desist - the interweb is just so means to me lol
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best self promoting thread in Northern Virginia lol
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:17AM

I heard directly from a bird that Bobby once sucked a turd out of Gordon Blvd's ass.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:44AM

let me guess................it happened behind a 7-11, right? Either that or in the Sandburg Middle parking lot
LoLz

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:47AM

Glory Day's. Your name is now Derek.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Another fucking troll ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:07AM

Z3RO, another well known fucked up troll of Fairfax Underground, who is unemployed and spends his day trolling here, spewing off his pitiful bullshit.

Internet trolls, like Z3RO, are a hateful group of people. They have no life and live for stirring up shit.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:12AM

Hi faggatron, you sound old and gay. Very, very gay.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:14AM

You don't even know what trolling is, fag. Serious fag is serious. Are you being trolled right now? Hrmmm....





































































































































































































































yup.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3RO is a troll ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:41AM

Z3RO, another Fairfax Underground Internet Troll who is unemployed, lives at home with his mom, sucks random cocks, and is also a child molester.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:55AM

Another stunning failure of a post, Bob. Keep bobbin for those cocks Bobby boy.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3RO is a troll ()
Date: September 27, 2012 09:58AM

Z3RO, an Internet troll who never sees the light of day, who has a stockpile of guns in his room at his mother's house, who is ready to 'go postal' and kill hundreds of innocent people if he could.

Z3RO is one sick mother fucking low-life scum bag bastard, and he knows it, and he loves it.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:03AM

Boring....

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:03AM

you're one hungery cock troll. i'll keep feedin ya. here you go boy.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3RO is a troll ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:06AM

Z3RO, you're the type of dude that would so easily get your ass whipped, all the fucking time, if you ever showed your lame ass in public. You know you'd get your ass beat, but you'd probably love getting your slimy ass beat too.

Show your ass in public and act like you do online. You won't do it, you punk ass.
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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:13AM

says the angertard who keeps posting the same lame boring gayness over and over again....



even the image files on your drive all have boring names.



everything about you that i see so far is boring.



you may infact be the most boring person here this week.



i'm going to tell you the same thing your dead gay dad told you at night when he'd have you kneel in front of him, try harder.



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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3RO is a troll ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:16AM

Hey Z3RO, you fucking low-life troll. You want to get your ass beat somewhere? Knowing you, you're going to love getting your ass whipped. Name the place, date and time and you'll be getting your ass whipped mother fucker.

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Re: Robert B. Nealon - The Best Traffic Lawyer in Northern Virginia! - 703-684-5755
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:25AM

sure thing sargefattass. let's meet so you can get yer daily filling of meat. year going to have to get a lot madder though, angermouse. bring yer glasses, i like bookworm bitches.

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